Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 98 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.5%

  • Total voters
    393
Whichever one of you said the anonymous ones using Sean are actually him donating to himself: I agree with you.

The tipoff is the jokes are all dumb.

Sad.
AI - "My name is Sean and I am fat. I like food. I am a bad lawyer"
Balldo - "haha he is fat" *forced laughter that goes on too long*

Actually painful. It's like watching an 80 year-old being shown "funny" face filters on snapchat. Painful. Simply painful.
 
Ordinarily, trying to get someone’s YouTube channel struck down is cringe and gay. But what exactly would we be losing if it disappeared? His seethe sessions? He’s legitimately got legal foibles associated with his Supertips system and channel. And NIL fuckups so any strikes or C&D is justified.

He’s making it super hard to defend anything about him.
 
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Selection of superchats. His laughter itself deserves 28 days in prison. Either it's forced - or he's totally braindead and laughing at embarrassing messages.


But what exactly would we be losing if it disappeared? His seethe sessions?
Yes. It's day six. We've seen nothing yet...
 
AI - "My name is Sean and I am fat. I like food. I am a bad lawyer"
Balldo - "haha he is fat" *forced laughter that goes on too long*

Actually painful. It's like watching an 80 year-old being shown "funny" face filters on snapchat. Painful. Simply painful.
Nick has picked up the FAKE laugh from JuJu the cow school of podcasting
 
Ordinarily, trying to get someone’s YouTube channel struck down is cringe and gay. But what exactly would we be losing if it disappeared? His seethe sessions? He’s legitimately got legal foibles associated with his Supertips system and channel. And NIL fuckups so any strikes or C&D is justified.

He’s making it super hard to defend anything about him.
There's a good chance he is going to go the way of Ethan Ralph where each individual stream is boring and not worth watching. Instead he will have the occasional spike of activity but overall he will become a zoo enclosure of the wretched. Not something you want to see every week but something you take a trip to every once in awhile
 
Non-practicing non-lawyers hate this one weird trick
I think Melton's gelatinous form may spontaneously grow a spine if Aaron sends a C&D against Supertips.gg

As Aaron has acknowledged many times, he is Melton's bread and butter. Without skinwalking Aaron, his income tanks. He might see the value in duking it out.

Not to dissuade Aaron, fuck Pedotips
 
AI - "My name is Sean and I am fat. I like food. I am a bad lawyer"
Balldo - "haha he is fat" *forced laughter that goes on too long*

Actually painful. It's like watching an 80 year-old being shown "funny" face filters on snapchat. Painful. Simply painful.
Selection of superchats. His laughter itself deserves 28 days in prison. Either it's forced - or he's totally braindead and laughing at embarrassing messages.
I'm honestly willing to believe at this point that it's not just fake laughter but Balldo boy's brain is legitimately fried from the booze, coke, whippets, etc to the point where he finds this shit funny. Toddlers don't even find "humor" like this interesting or novel. I bet if you took a scan of Nick's brain it looks like a CTE brain from an ex-NFL linebacker who had been in the league for 10+ years.
 
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"Trial streaming? Expert analysis? Cohosts? Fuck all that noise, let's skinwalk all my old friends and attribute false and defamatory statements to their likeness for commercial gain!" - t. A Minnesota Cuckold
He couldn't keep the law channel larp up for even a single week. We are so back, it's like he never left.

Whichever one of you said the anonymous ones using Sean are actually him donating to himself: I agree with you.

The tipoff is the jokes are all dumb.

Sad.
Nick better hope the NLO people don't find out or he'll have an onion jihad on his hands. In an onions mind there in no greater sin than fake donations.
 
It seems to me that he’s trying to grift off this situation by encouraging people to send more SuperTips.
Here’s the clip:

An addendum from the second break, laying out why Kurt's and MAPton's and MAPton's practicing lawyers' legal analyses are all wrong and he knows something they don't:



Has anyone ever heard more blatantly forced phony laughter than his unhinged Joker impression lately? All I can think about is fleeing to the MATI cokestream segment's genuine superlative laughs as a palate cleanser to wash away all this pure cringe.

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This woman clearly couldn’t make a good decision if you put a gun to her head. The best thing that could possibly happen to her, was if she was put under some kind of conservatorship.
You gotta take the good with the bad, this is also what gives you your chance to "save" her.
 
"The day I took your transformer was the most important day of your life. But for me it was Tuesday."
It's ridiculously bitchmade that he's still seething about that. Shades of DSP's Wolverine doll he didn't get.
received a gift membership by Brian Oldenkamp
Probably not the same guy but lmao.
Sheldon man arrested on school property for violating Sex Offender Registry
I'm assuming you aren't in America. ADHD meds like Adderall are the second most wildly overprescribed things after SSRIs. Even meds as overprescribed as benzodiazepines are less prescribed than stuff like Ritalin, Focalin, and Adderall.
And much of it off-label and even straight up illegally.
I am in America. My doctor broke down exactly what is required to get prescribed it in this day and age.
You probably have a doctor who isn't a criminal.
Google AI is pretty clear:

Privacy Violations: Voice cloning without consent is a clear violation of privacy.
As AI often does, it's overstating its claim. The exact circumstances under which it is, especially using AI, have yet to be hammered out.
1. MAPton: Ashley Larue, Butch Bradley, Coach Scott, Geno Bisconte, Johnny Krutches, Keanu Thompson, Matt Poster, "Pigsaw" (PPP?), Steel Toe, Stevie Lew, maybe Josh Denny, and maybe Chad Zumock:
As for legal liability, though, MAPton is on the hook for every single voice, since he runs Pedotips.
[BALLDO] Parody voices and impressions have been protected comedic speech forever.
So man up you little bitch.
Hey Nick! Your late for your McTrial shift!
Put the fries in the bag, Nick.
 
An addendum from the second break, laying out why Kurt's and MAPton's and MAPton's practicing lawyers' legal analyses are all wrong and he knows something they don't:

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Has anyone ever heard more blatantly forced phony laughter than his unhinged Joker impression lately? All I can think about is fleeing to the MATI cokestream segment's genuine superlative laughs as a palate cleanser to wash away all this pure cringe.
Why is this druggie, child-neglecting felon trying to talk down to real lawyers?

He has nothing left. His only value was being a nice well polished guy who spoke from a position of authority due to being a lawyer. He isn't any of these things.
 
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