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Karl dropped another 10K subs:
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Also the Mario 64 video is completely frozen in time:
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Not a good thing when you have a massive judgement to pay.

Also Billy, your hot sauce is quite good. Made myself a burrito, and it complimented it nicely. It's not super ridiculously hot, but enough to add some spice to whatever it is you're eating. I like it.
 
Notch seems to still be on Karl's side, even though most of his other allies quickly cleaned their hands off him. It is possible, although unlikely, that he'd fund Karl's appeal.

Unless they think they can overturn the original decision (unlikely) then what would be the point?
A reduction in the penalty would probably be negated by further lawyer costs, Notch may as well just pay off the sum and save the time and hassle.
The best possible outcome for them would be that lawyers get money that would have gone to Billy, just to spite Billy. but at a gamble of it going very wrong and giving him even more money.
The $50k damages will likely stick, its a very small amount.
Billy's costs will stick as they are a fixed amount and what he expended on the suit.
It's only the $300k that could be realistically appealed against which would only be reduced not dropped.
 
Karl dropped another 10K subs:
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Also the Mario 64 video is completely frozen in time:
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Not a good thing when you have a massive judgement to pay.

Also Billy, your hot sauce is quite good. Made myself a burrito, and it complimented it nicely. It's not super ridiculously hot, but enough to add some spice to whatever it is you're eating. I like it.
240k in one week, when he used to gain like a million views in the lapse of 3 days.

What a downfall.
 
>speedran a shitty videogame 350k times award
>pick up "artist" award
>Lost to a sauce salesman award
>got raped in court award
>Blame someone's suicide without proof on a known vexatious litigant award
>clean someone's image in record time award
>speedran lolcow of the year award (Ralph/Rekieta bros still have a chance)
>Destroyed your family over donkey kong scores award
>will probably kill himself award
>Name your kid a penis joke award
>asian wife award

Congratulations Karl, truly a man dedicated to his craft: fucking things up in record time.
All that’s left is for Maximus to carry on the legacy of Elliot Rodger like all Hapas do.
 
Notch does seem to support him, but if so why did he stop the funding of his legal fees I wonder. Everyone just assumes he figured out what the lawsuit was actually about and withdrew from funding but Notch doesn't seem to care about that.
In an interview Karl says it was Notch's manager who decided to cut his funding without informing Notch, but once Notch was made aware that Karl got cut off, he started giving him money again.
 
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I saw DeOrio did a segment shitting on Karl for being a manipulative liar and getting btfo by King Billy.

WARNING: Extremely Fat
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Oh shit and another one an hour ago
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He also states multiple times that he was a Karl fan and knew more about this whole situation than a normie and he still felt mislead as to the reason for the lawsuit.

He also loves Billy for his shitposting prowess and calls him the ultimate American.

Same boat, Nick.
 
Maybe Billy can use some of the money he's getting to open a Ricky's Restaurant in Australia and help Karl out with a job.
Karl: "Here is your order, sir."

Man: "Wow, looks great. Hey I heard you're the reason they opened a Rickey's here, are you the owner?"

Karl: "...no. I'm actually indebted to him over one million dollars."

Man: "..."

Karl: "So uh, did you want an extra cup of hot sauce or anything?"
 
Maybe Billy can use some of the money he's getting to open a Ricky's Restaurant in Australia and help Karl out with a job.
Maybe if Karl works really hard at it like he did with Golden Eye Dam, he can one day be promoted to assistant store manager for an extra $0.50 an hour and a golden bottle of Rickey's famous hot sauce.
 
Karl: "Here is your order, sir."

Man: "Wow, looks great. Hey I heard you're the reason they opened a Rickey's here, are you the owner?"

Karl: "...no. I'm actually indebted to him over one million dollars."

Man: "..."

Karl: "So uh, did you want an extra cup of hot sauce or anything?"
This sounds like the plot of a sitcom.

I'd watch it.
 
The man is a father himself, and yet he still sees it fit to drag someone else's unrelated child into his pathetic Internet crusade over Donkey Kong scores. It's such a ghoulish, soulless thing to do.
Which proves that he is a bad father. This and the fact that the name of his son is Maximus Wong and that he risked financially ruining his family by losing the lawsuit and he still went trough with it instead of apologizing. He doesn't care about his family.

Karl is a horrible person and a terrible father. His son will grow up hating him unlike Billy's son.
 
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