Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

Place your bets Kiwi sisters! How long will it take Mikay to realize the discord friend she married isn't all that?
My vote is a variant of "(7). Mikay never actually moves to Canada and lies about missing her flight (best ending)". That is, I think whatever excuse has kept them from moving in for the past 3 years is going to keep being true. Jerry can't afford to feed someone else, Mikay feels obligated to help his sick parents, there's some holiday or something they need to go to NY for, etc. There's always an excuse to be found if you secretly don't want to meet up.
 
"Wait, this is a pre-kingdom hearts 2 game. Unskippable boss cutscenes."

Does...

Does Lily think Kingdom Hearts II invented skippable cutscenes?

Can we get a polll going? How long's it gonna be before Mikay nopes out of that apartment? Carousel met Lily in person once and then decided to end things, and Mikay has never actually lived with Lily for more than a month or so.

I think the binary is pretty much split between 'never arrives' and 'puts up with it until things for years'. Making the jump is the hardest part, but Mikaila doesn't seem like the sort of person who has any kind of contingency plan if things don't work out... and really can't. Apparently, Mikaila can't drive, while also being financially dependent on Lily, which grossly inhibits her ability for independent movement.

She might keep finding reasons to put it off, though, if not for all the red flags but because it's hard. She's obviously settled into her own sort of inertia (her relationship with Lily has been acceptable for the last three years of their marriage, she hasn't done anything about the situation in the apartment, she didn't take any proactive steps to be ready for the move once her application was processed) and might prefer to stay in that state.

Once she does finally move, however, she's probably not going to be all that inclined to get out of it quickly for the same underlying reason; inertia. It takes a lot of energy and self-confidence to acknowledge something's wrong and make a move, and Mikaila seems like she'd have difficulty getting to that point, especially after finally making that change to begin with. Given how hard it was to get out of her current circumstances it's even more important that where she winds up was the right decision, and with Lily's tendency toward lying and gaslighting that's only going to be harder.
 
My votes on she'll stick it out for years.

My main worry is Lily holding Mikay hostage through financial guilt. 2500USD to break her lease is just on her credit card.

Think on it with Lily's mindset. Never have I once heard Lily speak in terms of their money. It's always her money. That's dangerous. Mikay is costing her another 100CAD in rent for simply being there.

Mikay has an obligation to make it work. To turn a blind eye to any mistreatment. I mean look at the strain she's putting on Lily, my god. 850CAD in rent instead of 750CAD!

Never mind that Lily has stated that she is poly and her marriage is open. Meaning she can drag in whoever she's got her hooks in to replace Mikay if she feels that Mikay isn't performing. I have never seen Mikay take another partner outside of Lily. She may flirt but its never been serious.

Inna (ZeroZeroRen) is never leaving Moscow to visit, she married and has a life so that leaves just one target.
God help Lolo
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What’s even worse was Lily comparing that canonically born yesterday gumdrop girl from Nomnomnami’s games as a fusion of Lolo and Ren. Yeah it’s totally not creepy to compare the younger fans you’ve been pining after to this character that was based on Nami’s underage fan she went on to molest


....Oh. Oh no. Lolo needs to run. Block her and everyone associated with her on everything and run.
#Lily sees Lolo as a child#Literally#This is not the first time Lily has compared characters she wants to fuck to RL people she's pursuing in some way#lily orchard#lily orchard is a predator
 
My guess is that Lily and Mikay will be together until Lily gets arrested and Mikay gets arrested as an accomplice. Mikay is a toadie and won't leave Lily's side, Lily is a tard who wil get into bad trouble one day.
 
Big stupid palooka of a stream.

I forget who said it
It's either trying to entice Lily to stick with Mikay's preferred game or they both have a similar fetish. Both are likely true.

The fact that Mikay can dangle a hint of incest in there and Lily is instantly attracted fucking kills me.
Right on the money. The only one they play is DMC4 because Kirie's in it.
Lily spends most of the stream gushing about Kirie, Mikay made a redesign of Kirie, the next playable characters in DMC 6 should be Nero and Kirie. I guarantee, almost entirely because Mikay pointed out Kirie's family adopted Nero, so Lily can make incest "jokes" about them.
Here's Mikay's redesign of Kirie:
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It's just Lady but with pants...and no sassy bob hair cut. So she ruined the design.
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Lily suddenly has way more enthusiasm for this series.
Her favorite character is Kat from the DMC reboot, the chick who uses squirrel semen to make demon portals.

Mikay is over the moon in this stream, she gets to talk about things she likes without being told to be quiet, Lily asks her for help and she obliges. We also get to hear a rare genuine sincere Mikay laugh, not the hehe.wav she usually does.

She sounds kind of like Null.
Over the course of the stream as Lily starts talking about other topics Mikay shrinks into the background. Nice while it lasted.

According to Lily kingdom hearts perfected action game combat, and Devil May Cry needs to stop having unique quirks to its controls like needing to lock on to dodge (instead of dodge spamming like you do in KH). They've had 20 years to fix this control scheme, meanwhile Lily has been playing Kingdom Hearts for 20 years and can't adapt to a new one.

The KH meat riding is so off the charts Lily has to pause the game for an extended tangent.

Lot of nothing happens, in defending Cinema Sins we get a hell of a sound bite:
"media literacy isn't dead, you're just fascist"
That word has lost so much meaning nowadays.

Clip'd
She references Ant and Sai directly, "if Ant and Sai said the things they do on the internet irl, they'd get their fucking skulls caved in. 30 years ago those guys would have been shoved in lockers".

Ironically she's right but for a different reason, Ant has a very apparent speech impediment and Sai is a fat lesbian. Those are things bullies target.

Lily brings up Eldena DoubleCa5t, a trans content creator who used to do the "what your ship says about you" series, who keeps making fun of her media takes. Lily is very mad about it.

On the prison system, Lily says people don't want it to be better because they like seeing people they don't like suffer. The whiplash between this and hoping Sai and Ant get beat up is something else.

Very very bizarre tangent about how children should not be on the sex offender registry for COCSA.

Lily says that it only happens with children who are abused, the adult who started the abuse should be punished. Which I don't think is why that rule exists, I think if a child shows a pattern of sexually aggressive behavior there should maybe be forewarning before they go to school with other people's children. Her solution to bullying is hitting people with a rock but a sexually abusive child gets a slap on the wrist.
Her response to a COCSA survivor who felt this way was to "stop punishing children for what happened to you and get therapy".
It is weird she feels this way considering what Courtney supposedly did to her.

Lily confidently and smugly declares that actors are working class because they do work and have a union.
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No.
Acting is work but it's not working class work.
Edit: Lily got a cameo in a recent video:
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She is directly mentioned and discussed in the comments
 
Lily spends most of the stream gushing about Kirie, Mikay made a redesign of Kirie, the next playable characters in DMC 6 should be Nero and Kirie. I guarantee, almost entirely because Mikay pointed out Kirie's family adopted Nero, so Lily can make incest "jokes" about them.

Isn't Kyrie's entire point being Nero's human anchor? His reason to never lose himself into becoming like his father? There is a reason why she is not a fighter. Her biggest strength is her heart, and kindness to show clarity to someone like Nero.

Making her suddenly become a demon hunter completely defeats the point of this. Joke all you want, jackass. Not everyone needs to be badass. There is merit in passive characters.

It's why fucking Nico exists to be his badass partner. Even when this bitch has more interest in a series, both completely miss the point of the writing even if DMC doesn't have complex themes.
 
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"WHO GIVES A SHIT IF WE ARE MEAN SHE'S A MONSTER."

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You want the version where AI Lorch sounds like she's possessed by demons, Tuna?

You spoil me Liquid. :drink: ❤️
 
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For those of you that don't understand: Mikaila drew Kyrie as wearing an o-ring harness which is the kind used exclusively for strap-ons. (Though incorrectly of course. O-ring harnesses also go around the thighs and sit a bit higher up. But I doubt that either of them ever slept with someone that would wear one.)
 
more dmc 4
I sleep
they start talking about the action game chart
Real shit
Lily has categorized and explained her original chart, her categories are still wrong
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God hand does not belong in this category. Neither does Dynasty Warriors, dynasty warriors is closer to an RTS.
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The DMC one is the most reasonable.
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Lily is still beating this drum.
You're supposed to play "defensively" in Dark Souls, which isn't true, so it must be identical to Kingdom Hearts because Kingdom Hearts has counters.
For those of you that don't understand: Mikaila drew Kyrie as wearing an o-ring harness which is the kind used exclusively for strap-ons. (Though incorrectly of course. O-ring harnesses also go around the thighs and sit a bit higher up. But I doubt that either of them ever slept with someone that would wear one.)
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Why is it always sex with these two.
They write any new characters they need to explain how they have sex, or how they've actually been doing incest the entire time.

I'm not even opposed to the punk rock idea of wearing an O-ring harness as a casual belt, but why do it with a pre existing character that doesn't behave that way? It's like they just get off on defacing good things.
Mikay's subpar bland art wasn't enough, make Kirie peg Nero.
 
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