Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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@Claudio Hernández Castañeda I've got some screenshots too, retard.
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Work is slow, tomorrow is a commie holiday, and this kind of sparked my ‘tism.

Normally, I wouldn’t poke fun at someone’s disability or speech impediment, but after Claudio calling everyone a retard, I think it’s time for him to look in the mirror, or in this case, for him to listen to himself.

I may be stating the obvious here, but Claudio has a speech impediment, it might not be as obvious when he’s speaking English because it could be chalked up to his accent, but in Taco it is noticeable. Now, I’m no speech therapist to give an official diagnosis, but I don’t think you need a degree to know that certain words are not pronounced or articulated correctly. Granted, the cause of the speech impediment might be the cum guzzling hole he has in his throat, or the fact that he’s just generally a retard (I’m leaning more on the latter). It may not be obvious to Kiwifarmers who don’t speak Taco, but fortunately (or unfortunately) enough I do speak Taco and I noticed it.



What he said:
“Ocho… No, hay al menos seis, sin contar los (indistinguishable) y ocho contando las paledes
What he was trying to say:
“Ocho… No, hay al menos seis, sin contar los (indistinguishable) y ocho contando las paredes
How to correctly pronounce it:


About the 0:07 mark

What he said:
"..son mis dos pelos haciendo, entre comillas, peyeya"
What he was trying to say:
"...son mis dos perros haciendo, entre comillas, pelea"

How to pronounce it correctly:


What he said:
“¿Y cómo están ustedes? Ya se pelpalalon para el…”
What he was trying to say:
“¿Y cómo están ustedes? Ya se prepararon para el…”
How to correctly pronounce it:

I think this is going to be a hard pill to swallow for Claudio, but how is it that Chris-Chan, a White European Gringo, can roll his Rs, and yet, Claudio, a natural born Mexican, can’t?
 
@Sperg Spectating

You might as well say that you jinxed it.
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I fucking told you to drop the smear, and I truly meant it.
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I'll keep all of this in mind next time you call me a sperg, low IQ spic or autist, kiwifarmers. I'm so glad God blessed me with good memory from both sides of my family.
Because all I saw in that thread is so much homosexual autistic spectrum, that I might as well feel like I'm abusing children with Down syndrome. It wouldn't be far off.

It puts Null's closeted homosexuality to shame.
 
@Sperg Spectating

You might as well say that you jinxed it.
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I fucking told you to drop the smear, and I truly meant it.

I'll keep all of this in mind next time you call me a sperg, low IQ spic or autist, kiwifarmers. I'm so glad God blessed me with good memory from both sides of my family.
Because all I saw in that thread is so much homosexual autistic spectrum, that I might as well feel like I'm abusing children with Down syndrome. It wouldn't be far off.

It puts Null's closeted homosexuality to shame.
>DM leaks
>pee pee poo poo
>I love peppered beef jerky
Wow real hard hitters Claudio. Only thing leaking here is your gaping hole in your neck. Why are you talking about homosexuality when you literally got buttfucked in twitter ERPs?
 
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