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pooners are comically pathetic, notice how scared she is of offending a troon but how comfortable she is telling terfs to fuck off, it's obvious who pooners are really afraid of
im about to get conspiratorial as fuck but whatever.
notice how op mentions that these trans women see trans men as less than them. not as big threats like a lot of women see men as in positions like this but as small annoyances. "transandrophobia" is just a fancy new word for misogyny and of course the perpetrators are the ones who benefit from that. this just sounds like these men wanting to keep the power they had before they "came out" while also using the new power they have after doing it
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Is there a single Y chromosome in the "hell is a teenage boy" tag?
Tumblrinas like to make "hell is a teenage girl" posts where they fantasize about being waif mentally ill Catholic teen girls who got molested or would have been lobotomized. I don't know. i don't understand the youth.
is there a single y chromosome on tumblr?
 
im about to get conspiratorial as fuck but whatever.
notice how op mentions that these trans women see trans men as less than them. not as big threats like a lot of women see men as in positions like this but as small annoyances. "transandrophobia" is just a fancy new word for misogyny and of course the perpetrators are the ones who benefit from that. this just sounds like these men wanting to keep the power they had before they "came out" while also using the new power they have after doing it

is there a single y chromosome on tumblr?
There are still mostly older architecture and design blogs (say, architectureofdoom, mcmansionhell, uglybelgianhouses, carsthatdidnotmakeit) and those light porn gif ones, then girls with guns or just guns, nature photos and facts.. Guess those sides of tumblr have some men in and aren't connected to you know what.
 
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Not really, no. It’s more to do with the biology. I am only a third of the way through, though
I found a review of it on TransLucent,a UK-based pro trans website. It doesn't sound anywhere near terfy enough for me to buy it. For example she is not universally against puberty blockers.

Also, it sounds like the emphasis on the importance of testosterone encourages them to go with the ridiculous idea that someone like William Thomas or Caster Semenya can take away all their physical advantages over women just by lowering that hormone.

 
im about to get conspiratorial as fuck but whatever.
notice how op mentions that these trans women see trans men as less than them. not as big threats like a lot of women see men as in positions like this but as small annoyances. "transandrophobia" is just a fancy new word for misogyny and of course the perpetrators are the ones who benefit from that. this just sounds like these men wanting to keep the power they had before they "came out" while also using the new power they have after doing it

is there a single y chromosome on tumblr?
Trooning out is a way of getting more social power and attention. So of course they don't want to share it with anyone else.

We don't actually let guys get away with much despite what many BP posters want to tell you. That's part of the allure to these "failed men". Pooners waddling in and reminding them of gendered (or should I say sexed?) dynamics interrupts the "oh you're a transwoman do whatever you want" program.
 
BRAVE LIL DOOD SUFFERS STOICALLY THROUGH HORRIBLE MEDICAL ABUSE!

Fast scissors and polite conversation throw pooner into near psychotic break.

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Yes folks… The pooner was hyperventilating because the nurse eh… Did her job.

The comments are of course a trip.
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“She cut off your bandages and said your mother shouldn’t have pointed a gun at you?! YOU NEED TO REPORT HER!!”

I hate pooners so much.
 
BRAVE LIL DOOD SUFFERS STOICALLY THROUGH HORRIBLE MEDICAL ABUSE!

Fast scissors and polite conversation throw pooner into near psychotic break.

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Yes folks… The pooner was hyperventilating because the nurse eh… Did her job.

The comments are of course a trip.
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“She cut off your bandages and said your mother shouldn’t have pointed a gun at you?! YOU NEED TO REPORT HER!!”

I hate pooners so much.
Why is she bringing up her family member drama to a nurse? These poons have become so brain rotted with over sharing online that they bring it to real life?
 
BRAVE LIL DOOD SUFFERS STOICALLY THROUGH HORRIBLE MEDICAL ABUSE!

Fast scissors and polite conversation throw pooner into near psychotic break.

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Yes folks… The pooner was hyperventilating because the nurse eh… Did her job.

The comments are of course a trip.
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“She cut off your bandages and said your mother shouldn’t have pointed a gun at you?! YOU NEED TO REPORT HER!!”

I hate pooners so much.
What's worse than:

- hysterical neurotic self-absorbed litigious pooner

plus:

- enabling coddling "us vs the world" partner in the delusion

How about those, but add:

- nurse who sounds trashy and likely joined right in with the drama

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What's worse than:

- hysterical neurotic self-absorbed litigious pooner

plus:

- enabling coddling "us vs the world" partner in the delusion

How about those, but add:

- nurse who sounds trashy and likely joined right in with the drama

Never trust a tranny's words. The nurse most likely just wanted to do her job and the tranny made shit up on Reddit for oppression points and asspats,
Yeah, don’t really see what the nurse did wrong except for doing her job, not tolerating the lil doods “panic attacks”* and awkwardly trying to make conversation with a “Yeah, well you know people are entitled to their opinion. Shouldn’t have pulled a gun on you though!” when the pooner spun up some likely made up story about family trauma.

Wouldn’t actually surprise me if plenty of these nurses are hella based after having dealt with troons and pooners.


*(A panic attack over having some bandages cut mind you!)
 
Instantly clockable despite the face covering (which of course she crocheted herself!)
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That was an interesting vid. Great to hear from the troons themselves. The tall older one in black was somewhat coherent. The end was the best though, with those idiots holding up cardboard so he couldn't film, and then the cops telling the troons to fuck off.
 
I'm seriously convinced that pooning out is just the latest, most extreme form of "not like the other girls" syndrome for at least a certain subset of pooners.
It's the next step in the perpetual "i'm so unique tee hee" that started with girls in 2008 claiming they were bisexual 'for real guise'
That was a pretty good looking chick, ngl.

Can’t imagine the kind of mental illness that would make someone cut off their legs and breasts because… Reasons.

It’s weird because a top surgery usually makes normies switch to their “Well, whatever makes you happy!” Script, while yeeting a leg is immediate: “Put this person in a mental asylum!” Territory. But mobility issues aside, we really talking about the same kind of totally unnecessary, batshit crazy surgery.
Yeah, I fucking hate how normalized the boob butchery has become. It is exactly as crazy as that crazy fucking furry getting his hands mangled so he can wear prosthetic paws, yet we're all supposed to just grin and pretend it's totally valid.

And retards who default to "whatever makes you happy" are the worst, because they are the fulcrum in which these freaks wield power. Because they're too cowardly to rock the boat.
I'm not a man, but I'm guessing they see being a man as a full person who can do whatever they want and being a woman as being a sexual object.
I really, really hate this line of reasoning, because it is exactly what created these pooners and their tranny counterparts.

No, these are not poor widdle girls with 'internalized muhsoggyknees'. These are dangerous cooks who are aggressively playing pretend with irreversible cosmetic surgery and drugs, all because nobody had the fucking spine to say "No, you aren't".

Wishy washy pity platitudes is how we got in this hole; it will not be how we get out.
This is what fucks me up about all this. Like.... whatever happened to being comfortable in your own flesh? I'm an oldfuck but in my days, they pushed a lot of "just be you, that's fine", and it's like it fucking flipped upside down lately. Now you can't be nonconforming to various gendered stereotypes, you stray outside the lines and BOOM you need fucktons of surgery and a lifetime of weird medication... only to fucking die young.
Because 'being comfortable in your own' skin, while a laudable goal, very swifty turns in to the 'if everyone is super nobody is'. And people so desperately want to be special. They want to be unique.

This is why "everyone is a winner" doesn't work, because being a winner doesn't mean shit if there aren't losers. People desire these roles, deep down. I truly believe that.

Because see what happened when everyone thumbed their noses at gender roles and declared free for all. Everything immediately flipped and people started clinging to those old gender roles, but in the most fucked up and destructive ways. In this regard pooners and the performative tiktok thot 'tradwife' are two sides of the same coin.
Well that was horrifying to read but not all that surprising. Everything, even the health of human offspring, must serve the larp and be queered. Normal is Nazi and biotech will fix anything serious, right?

Liberalism is a DEVO death cult. Deviancy has been defined down so much that “normal” is a “problematic desire”. Protecting and ensuring the health of the most vulnerable is oppressive. To them! FFS. How are these people not escorted to the wall?

ETA: That was quite the read, thanks.
Being normal is the worst thing to these people. Better to being a disabled transgender jewish poc muslim then be the dreaded 'normal'. And that kind of retardation gets fed into, creating more and more debased and horrifying examples of people trying to be as trans(heh)gressive as possible. Damn the consequences. Because, see above...they just want to be special.
Two other tell tale signs…

Doing the whole apologetics gymnastics as the very first thing in their post. (“I’m rly sorry bc I know my issue isn’t as serious as some of what y’all deal with” blah blah)

Doing the weird little thought-parentheses: “(or so I thought anyways? Idk!)”

The number of “?” Also seems to increase as the estrogen increases.
Excessive use of punctuation is another one, especially exclamation points. No man with attached balls has ever unironically typed "!!!!!!!".
I think a lot of women tend to have more very fine peach fuzz and very fine hairs that are basically invisible to the naked eye most of the time unless you get really, really close. Men tend to have larger pores/hair follicles so they don't get those hairs as much unless they're also unlucky enough to be very, very hairy. But when some girls start taking the roids, those fine hairs thicken and start growing more.

(Also, no, I don't have that comic on file sorry. But it's funny.)
Humans have the same amount of hair as chimpanzees, ours is just much, much finer.

Anyways, that point brings me to me bitching about my pooner sister. My family and I were eating out at a pub and I was sitting next to my mom, and she would laugh and say doing so was like 'rubbing up against a cat' because I have very hairy arm.

Que my pooner sister, in her little kermit voice, saying she's actually much hairier for real dood.
 
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That was an interesting vid. Great to hear from the troons themselves. The tall older one in black was somewhat coherent. The end was the best though, with those idiots holding up cardboard so he couldn't film, and then the cops telling the troons to fuck off.

I love this fantasy of theirs of a “big burly trans man” going into the women’s bathroom and getting beat up because everyone assumes it’s a natal man.

I assure you this won’t happen.

(And if it did… Transmen are men, no? Surely he can defend himself against another bloke, right? Which one is it… Are trans men totally men or not?)

And on the rare chance that some unicorn pooner exists who’s 6 foot tall and 250lb and get high fives from dudes all day because of his beard. Well, she can use the men’s restroom without issues, no?


No, these are not poor widdle girls with 'internalized muhsoggyknees'. These are dangerous cooks who are aggressively playing pretend with irreversible cosmetic surgery and drugs, all because nobody had the fucking spine to say "No, you aren't".

It’s like with pedophiles I reckon. A large number of pedos were sexually abused themselves. Similarly some pooners start out as confused girls who don’t like the way the boys look at them. But at some point you just lose sympathy, like for example when they start grooming other insecure girls, telling them how to get hormones in secret, etc.

Being unsure about your body and masculinity/feminity is normal when you’re a teenager. The problem is the excessively permissive culture that says “sure, you can be a man!” Because left to themselves those feelings would disappear.

(Funny how nobody goes “They’re just poor confused boys who never had a male role model and reject toxic masculinity without having an alternative” about trannies. Btw.)

Anyways thread tax.

A lil dood wants to know how to be less “girly”.
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Ok, let’s what we’re working with!

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LOL! Come on lil’ dood, you’re not even trying. Most of her posts are complaining about her tiny hands. Nothing more masc than constantly publicly complaining about a part of your body that makes you insecure.

This one also made me chuckle:
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Ah yes, nothing as masculine as making a Pinterest of your best imagined self!
 
Pooner couple identifies the only space where women genuinely are not welcome - a gay bathhouse

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This is crossing a line. Gay bathhouses are supposed to be the last frontier. No straight man or any women have historically included themselves in the seedier gay sex world until now these fuckin pooners
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10% trans at the bath house? 🤢 even FTM at the bath house is disgusting. Go have straight PIV sex somewhere else. Also, You’re supposed to wear a towel and flip flops, not a chest binder and high heels! Oh wait they are pulling their tits out at the bath house.
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Literally taking over the gay bathhouse to hook up with trans people. Not featured in these pooner fantasies - the hundreds of gay guys that ran for cover and won’t return to their former safe space upon seeing straight women come to a gay bathhouse to have straight sex.

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