Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

This suit has me genuinely torn.
I feel that people should be allowed to live their lives without fear of prank calls resulting in cops shoving machine guns up their asses.
But I also feel that Patrick is terrible and doesn't deserve peace of mind until he stops being terrible.

Life sure is a conundrum sometimes.

The reality is that we live in a world full of people who will take jokes too far and literally all he needs to do is take a break from the internet and calm down when he returns.
If you make a spectacle of yourself in public it's only a matter of time before someone starts fucking with you and your chances of that someone being a true and honest crazy person goes up exponentially when you do this online.

 

[Maude Snew]

I hope the city wins and extracts everything he has.

Well but what does he actually have?

I guess the rights to the largest natural gas deposit in the world. Milwaukee about to become the windy city.

 

[bortherman]

Fatty expected the entire district one police force to know of his situation and to treat him special within 7 days of the first and only (at the time) swaTT.

Also the only ever person to be contacted ahead of time to tell him they were going to swatt him.

 

[RollingRock2]

 

[Drama Trauma]

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Please Fatrick, enlighten us, how are you not fat and how shadows work.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Please Fatrick, enlighten us, how are you not fat and how shadows work.

According to General Relativity fat's massive body would cause the light rays to converge (known as gravitational lensing), making his shadow appear smaller. He's right, he is in fact fatter than his shadow would suggest, child. Enjoy prison stalker.

Note: The "massive object" in the picture corresponds to Fatrick's tits.

 

[Maude Snew]

Note: The "massive object" in the picture corresponds to Fatrick's tits.

It's the fat law of thermoebonics, child, conservation of ass. Wait for the knockers.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Enjoy. Prison. Forever.

We truly live in the best timeline lmao I don’t remember what pat said about this because it’s unimportant and fucking hilarious by itself

 

[NaggotFigger]

Enjoy. Prison. Forever.
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We truly live in the best timeline lmao I don’t remember what pat said about this because it’s unimportant and fucking hilarious by itself
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After seething about Muskrat, Piggertits demands all of us to enjoy prison once more in a 3x3 cage.

Our lives has since been already over, and we’re all living in grandeurs of critical delusions. That’s just according to Rick, since he’s still a fat lying faggot with bitch tits who’s a white trash that leeches on Lynne and thinks of himself more than anyone else.

Fat also. Morbidly obese. Dr. Ymunkoke can’t cure this disease.

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

After seething about Muskrat, Piggertits demands all of us to enjoy prison once more in a 3x3 cage.
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>"Big Nicholas is not a real person, stalker"
Me explaining that Santa isn't real to my nephews and nieces

 

[RollingRock2]

Needed this instant classic

 

[NaggotFigger]

Needed this instant classic
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Those are bitch tits, Titty Ricky. Now go grind niglets yourself

 

[Accidental Protege]

I’m aware that he’s fat and a faggot, but does Rick have gynecomastia or are his bitch tits because of something else? Like is it a medical condition or just unfortunate fat distribution? That picture of him with the mustard drizzles is haunting me.

 

[RollingRock2]

He is fat with no muscle that's what happens

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

I’m aware that he’s fat and a faggot, but does Rick have gynecomastia or are his bitch tits because of something else? Like is it a medical condition or just unfortunate fat distribution? That picture of him with the mustard drizzles is haunting me.

Gyno is basically caused by excess estrogen, and excess fat leads to greater aromatization of testosterone into estrogen. So fatrick's fat body explains his bitch tits, low T, and political opinions.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I like the very last few pages because they seem ominous and I know they piss pat off:
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Pending til we dig through more of your shit in a case we admit the fbi is working and where we refuse to flag because ??? in the same document where we describe you as hostile, we reserve all the rights lol. Also, zooom:
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ominous. Asking the court to say fuck you, dismissed also pay all of our costs, and also such further relief the court may deem just and equitable is that standard language? Am I retarded? What other relief comes besides a monstrous legal bill to one lone retard and his pet SSRI?

Is it possible that the court will allow the case to proceed against the city and maybe 1-2 of the cops, while dismissing WITH COSTS his cases against all the other defendants? That would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Bias Judge.]

I’m aware that he’s fat and a faggot, but does Rick have gynecomastia or are his bitch tits because of something else? Like is it a medical condition or just unfortunate fat distribution? That picture of him with the mustard drizzles is haunting me.

Funny you should ask; the pests over at the second, funnier forum speculate that the has Cushings disease. This unofficial internet diagnosis was made with the help of AI.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/selfie-pat-is-back.69819/page-8

Interesting…..they could be on to something. He certainly needs to order himself some blood panels and work on figuring out why he has giant titties. Of course he wont, because he is stupid.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

I used to think that he wore some kind of corset. The picture with the Slurm t-shirt in particular made it look as though his breast area was much larger than his belly.

To be honest I feel kind of sorry for him. He just looks absolutely fucking huge in that shadow. Like getting on for Deathfat territory.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

He's obviously not well, but I don't feel a bit sorry for him. If Pat had photo evidence of a Patposter being obese, he'd never shut up about it.

 

[TV's Adam West]

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Fat

That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principal, I will wreak that hate upon him.