Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 26.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 59 16.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.5%

  • Total voters
    356
Ohhh, boy. Quite the exchange. (Sorry, I'm rushing and don't have time to archive, but will do so when I get back to my computer.)
He's pretty much reached Fat Rick levels of "no child enjoy prison."
Jesus Christ how the fuck did Nick get a law license at all?
He went to law school, graduated, passed the bar examination, passed ethics because he hadn't yet put on the Balldo, and paid his fees, and for some period of time kept up with his CLE.
Night courses at one of the statistically worst law schools in the US.
It's a fourth tier toilet. It's marginally better than the correspondence course Saul Goodman took from the University of American Samoa, but not by much. However, Saul Goodman was actually a competent lawyer.

And I'll note, the judge in his case shares Nick's alma mater and seems to be doing pretty well for himself. He cannot blame his shit-tier law school for his shit-tier talent.
 
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Ohhh, boy. Quite the exchange. (Sorry, I'm rushing and don't have time to archive, but will do so when I get back to my computer.)

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The exchange is ongoing. It gets even dumber.
Nick claims he can prove the state did not double test to confirm the positive cocaine test, and that they refused to do so when requested.

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Severely reputationally damaged Nick Rekieta immediately assumes Dave Landau wants anything to do with him, and sends a DM instead of just buying a ticket to his show.
"Please, please come on my show, ignore everyone calling me a child-abusing cuckold drug addict, PLEASE"

Dave Landau, don't let him. He's going to bitch and whine while you sit there confused and irritated.
 
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Why tweet at someone "DM sent?" They will know you DM'd them because it's in the name: Direct message.

Try directly feeding and bathing your children instead. Maybe you could directly pleasure your wife and she won't need to frolic naked in front of niggers in Jamaica.
I hope Nick has all this free time because the kids are safe with their mother at their grandparent's house.
Where they should stay forever while Daddy Nick relapses and does drugs without any children to endanger in the house.
 
Guys. I know it's funny to see fat paedophiles and Diddleverse scum squirm but stop it with the @ing of Aaron and Sean to "do something" with pedotips. Leave them alone. If they want to get rid of it, they will. If they don't, they won't. Aaron clearly doesn't seem to care from the recent Elissa Clips snippet. This thing will implode with or without intervention.
 
The exchange is ongoing. It gets even dumber.
Nick claims he can prove the state did not double test to confirm the positive cocaine test, and that they refused to do so when requested.

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People need to stop asking whether Balldo CAN prove something and start asking if he WILL. It means nothing if he says he has proof, considering his notorious dishonesty.

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Severely reputationally damaged Nick Rekieta immediately assumes Dave Landau wants anything to do with him, and sends a DM instead of just buying a ticket to his show.
"Please, please come on my show, ignore everyone calling me a child-abusing cuckold drug addict, PLEASE"

I'm trying to think of why Dave Landau would even know who Nick Rekieta is.

I suppose Landau was probably 2nd or 3rd chair on Steven Crowder when Nick made an appearance back in the Rittenhouse or Depp days.

Maybe through loose associations between Nick, Friday Night Tights and 1/4 Black Garrett, who IIRC cohosts with Landau?

Maybe via Alex Stein at The Blaze who is a high-profile "celebrity" Balldo alog?
 
I'm trying to think of why Dave Landau would even know who Nick Rekieta is.

I suppose Landau was probably 2nd or 3rd chair on Steven Crowder when Nick made an appearance back in the Rittenhouse or Depp days.

Maybe through loose associations between Nick, Friday Night Tights and 1/4 Black Garrett, who IIRC cohosts with Landau?

Maybe via Alex Stein at The Blaze who is a high-profile "celebrity" Balldo alog?
 
Ohhh, boy. Quite the exchange. (Sorry, I'm rushing and don't have time to archive, but will do so when I get back to my computer.)

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Oh, you see, he ACCEPTS his choices, just will forever blame everyone else for the CONSEQUENCES he has enjoyed.

Iow: yes, I did those things, but if it weren't for those meddling kids/ prudes/ meanies/ nosy parkers/ interested parties/ envious people/ spiteful exes/ dependents, I'd have gotten away with it.
 
Iow: yes, I did those things, but if it weren't for those meddling kids/ prudes/ meanies/ nosy parkers/ interested parties/ envious people/ spiteful exes/ dependents, I'd have gotten away with it.
He even has a mutt as his biggest enemy. He's a fucking scooby doo "villain", his motivations about as petty. It shows that every facet of his personality is greatly self-aggrandized. Man believes he's The Koker (typo but it fits); wounds up being a Saturday morning cartoon bad guy.
 
Guys. I know it's funny to see fat paedophiles and Diddleverse scum squirm but stop it with the @ing of Aaron and Sean to "do something" with pedotips. Leave them alone. If they want to get rid of it, they will. If they don't, they won't. Aaron clearly doesn't seem to care from the recent Elissa Clips snippet. This thing will implode with or without intervention.
Aaron is already represented by counsel, he does not need "advice" from the likes of us.

Especially since most of the "advice" is that he do something that would be amusing to us.
 
Question: Is Fatrick's supertips.gg actually registered on the island of Guernsey in the English Channel? And what would be the advantage of doing it there? I thought Guernsey was still subject to British Laws?
Even if it wasn't connected to a fat, greasy pedophile the platform is shady. Almost makes me think it's a money laundering scheme. Fatrick says he sold it, I couldn't find any info on who actually owns it now. Also does anyone know what a.i. model Moody uses to train the voices?
 
Question: Is Fatrick's supertips.gg actually registered on the island of Guernsey in the English Channel? And what would be the advantage of doing it there? I thought Guernsey was still subject to British Laws?
Even if it wasn't connected to a fat, greasy pedophile the platform is shady. Almost makes me think it's a money laundering scheme. Fatrick says he sold it, I couldn't find any info on who actually owns it now. Also does anyone know what a.i. model Moody uses to train the voices?
Who claims that? The website clearly states it is operated by Melton from Las Vegas Nevada.
Please don't tell me you are looking at the entry on Companyhouse of a company founded in 2010.
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