Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

[Ilabelle21]

I really am just imagining him at the funeral giving a speech with his adult speak & spell.

I hope one of his distant relatives pummels him.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

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Update. Janet has passed.

Of course Andy has to speak.
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Oh god fucking dammit, I was right after all. Not even a week after my prediction, she's gone.

Spoiler: When I made my prediction

It's very likely she's not long for this world. Which is sad, but I got a very good feeling Andy won't be allowed to attend the funeral service, if his father and brother are right.

It would be a sight to behold that the family finally snaps and caves his skull in. But on the other hand; Joe and his father both have too big a heart to really do anything to him. It'd have to be extended family who don't care what Andy is about.

Rest in Peace, Janet. You're far away from your son's torment.

 

[Justanotherguy]

this is gonna sound stupid.. but should we like.. reach out to Joe and send condolences or what?

Do not interfere with the cows or their family

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Oh my god I forgot about this fucking cow, and seeing the feature reminded me of how much I hated this guy ugh. UGH.
My day is RUINED

 

[Mr. Bobby Brown]

I hope her and the rest of her family got to spend her last days in peace away from that walking autismo-fetus of shit.
RIP Janet.
Fuck you Andy.

 

[Fapcop]

Any particular reason they let this piece of shit live with them?

They could always kick him out?

this is gonna sound stupid.. but should we like.. reach out to Joe and send condolences or what?

You do what you feel like mate, but don’t announce it on the site unless you’re an eager DISAGREE sticker collector or want the wrath of some janny on you.

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

It’s family, your blood relatives. As easy as it is here to say that somebody should cut a nuisance out of their life completely, most people out there aren’t cynical assholes with hearts of stone or hearts of iron.

Joe could have just left all the footage he had of Andy up. He could have replied to Andy’s comment by saying “STFU. You have no idea how much of a Hell you made her life, you POS. We’re gonna have security at the funeral to make sure you stay away.” But he didn’t do either of those things. Why is that?

Maybe I’m sentimental like that. Maybe it’s empathy. Maybe it’s the event at hand. But it’s times like these I have to stop from joining the hate pile and realize there’s still some humanity at play here.

You aren't alone here. It's very easy from an outsider perspective to hate Andy, but to the people who lived and grew up with them. there is a bond that is not so easily broken. Joe himself said Andy wasn't always this way and there is something wrong. but just the question is what it was. There's aunts, uncles, and even my own brothers that I ain't fond of, or if we were strangers; I'd have nothing to do with them. But there's something that makes breaking those ties not so very easy.

Joe likely has good experiences with his brother. They are in their 40's to near 50's now. And it took this long for them to finally get Andy out of the house and it's horribly sad that only mere months after being able to kick him out that Janet passes away from health complications. They just got their lives in some kind of order and another blow has been dealt. One can only hope despite Janet's passing. Andy is kept away from them so they can process the grief and get their lives back in order. I fear Tom might go next because, if anything.. he LOVED Janet through all of this and I would not want the father to follow after.

 

[Großmann]

This feels like a Bob Chandler situation all over again except Janet was actually a good person unlike Bob

Jesus Christ he couldn't stop for even a second
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I’m actually mad at the internet right now. “Hey, mom, I know you’re busy being dead and all, but I will take the time to forgive you for not wiping my ass and treating me like a baby.”

 

[Wendyverse Enjoyer]

this is gonna sound stupid.. but should we like.. reach out to Joe and send condolences or what?

You really shouldn't engage with Lolcows and their families, unless one's family is public and open to discussing about it.

I say if you do, just don't bring up Andrew right now. This isn't about him and we shouldn't keep tearing at that while they're grieving the death of Janet. Do what you want, but have some courtesy for the ones left behind.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I go away for a day and god damn we get a huge upheaval in the ditch houseshold

Massive condolences for the Ditch family minus andy. I hope tom can get counseling or visit his remaining family in the coming days. Losing someone that close to you shocks you immensely and its something we all sadly have to go through. It sucks, but I really wish for the best for Tom and Joe.

Andy on the other hand can go to hell. I said his mom's corpse wouldn't even be cold before he started his me me me bullshit and damned if I wasn't right. The same faggot who wished he could stab his mom in the eye and cut off her arms and legs, who was hospitalized for threatening his mom with knives is suddenly saying he loved her and wished only the best for her. Bullshit. Andy's angling to profit off his mom's death by acting like a loving child.

And Joe's going to be taking care of Andy from here on out? Joe, you better break that promise or you're going to be wiping his ass until you're as old as your dad. If you fully commit to this, then you are a total fool and you deserve Andy.

My next prediction is that Andy's going to start using his dead mom as a weapon. "Wow dad, you've gotten really unhelpful since mom died. I guess you don't love me like you never loved her."

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I love how this fucker forgives THEM. If I were Joe, I would be furious over his shit reaction to their mom dying. If anyone should be on their knees begging for forgiveness, it's Andy. That's never going to happen though. The only thing that matters to Andy is himself. Such a scumbag.

Great, now Joe can ruin his own life by taking care of Andy just like his parents did. I hope after he grieves he re-evaluates that promise and goes off to live his own life, free of nonstop abuse.

 

[Fuck Fags I'm A Homophobe]

You really shouldn't engage with Lolcows and their families, unless one's family is public and open to discussing about it.

I say if you do, just don't bring up Andrew right now. This isn't about him and we shouldn't keep tearing at that while they're grieving the death of Janet. Do what you want, but have some courtesy for the ones left behind.

yea.. good point for sure. RIP Janet

 

[Legal Gengar]

Hmm, he does the 'I' and 'Me' thing a lot, but I've seen a three page rant from a potential lolcow called Simon Harris whereby he whined on X about being bullied because people were calling him out as a fraudster,

Usage of the words 'I' and 'Me' was about 75% of the rant.

Do you mean Simon Harris of Man Behaving Dadly fame on X? I covered him on Grift Watch.

 

[Fapcop]

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I love how this fucker forgives THEM. If I were Joe, I would be furious over his shit reaction to their mom dying. If anyone should be on their knees begging for forgiveness, it's Andy. That's never going to happen though. The only thing that matters to Andy is himself. Such a scumbag.

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Great, now Joe can ruin his own life by taking care of Andy just like his parents did. I hope after he grieves he re-evaluates that promise and goes off to live his own life, free of nonstop abuse.

So it’s basically a whole lolcow family, eh?

Pantshitting man in his 40ies who lies about autism and a whole gaggle of enablers

 

[bigjohnclickclack]

Why feel sympathy for the mom when the parents created this mess to begin with? The parents didn't have the balls to institutionalize his ass in the home for happy children on the hill?

 

[Barbenheimer]

I mean to the “best of one’s abilities” is very open ended, the best you could manage with Andy is some basic tard wrangling before throwing your hands up in frustration and calling it quits

 

[Fagatron Over 9000]

Working with special needs kids and then seeing Andy's form of a tard freakout is definitely something. So very fake, feels like a blatant mockery. I will say he has to have some kind of disorder to be this way, maybe just brain damage.

My condolences to the whole family (sans Andy), they must have been good people to not abandon and orphan this man the second he started with this baby stuff.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I go

And Joe's going to be taking care of Andy from here on out? Joe, you better break that promise or you're going to be wiping his ass until you're as old as your dad. If you fully commit to this, then you are a total fool and you deserve Andy.

Again, easy for you to say that considering he’s not YOUR brother. At most I can see it where Null tried to help Chris Chan, only for things to sour because of horrible behavior. I think on some level, Joe is being the caretaker because it’s his brother and nobody else will without snapping, killing Andy, and burying the body themselves. Not only that, Joe made a promise to his mother that he’d private all his videos of Andy, when he could have just let them stay up or make new ones, and bring in all sorts of negative comments, or be something like a DSP hate channel. For his own brother.

Again, maybe I’m not enough of a cynical asshole to be a good KF user.

I mean to the “best of one’s abilities” is very open ended, the best you could manage with Andy is some basic tard wrangling before throwing your hands up in frustration and calling it quits

I think that may be what ends up happening: Joe and his dad try to help Andy, but may stop helping Andy if Andy can’t help himself.

So it’s basically a whole lolcow family, eh?

Pantshitting man in his 40ies who lies about autism and a whole gaggle of enablers

I don’t think the family are enablers. Reading the OP, they really don’t put up with his bullshit for very long, even if that doesn’t mean getting physical and beating the tar out of him.

 

[Made In Wales]

Do you mean Simon Harris of Man Behaving Dadly fame on X? I covered him on Grift Watch.

The very same Simon Harris!

 

[Bob's Vagene]

I don’t think the family are enablers. Reading the OP, they really don’t put up with his bullshit for very long, even if that doesn’t mean getting physical and beating the tar out of him.

That's not really true. They've enabled him constantly for years, even bringing him back to the house and dealing with his non-stop BS after he literally poisoned them.