Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

The end of EvaXephon?

  • Quitting after a meltdown of Phil Fish magnitude

    Votes: 207 8.6%

  • Dropping YS after failed Kickstarter campaign

    Votes: 88 3.6%

  • Dying of old age with 9 out of 10 rivals ready

    Votes: 205 8.5%

  • FBI at the doors, SSD in the microwave

    Votes: 684 28.3%

  • Slowly fading into complete obscurity with Mulberry and Cameron by his side

    Votes: 312 12.9%

  • Killing himself after someone remakes YS into fun and optimized game

    Votes: 321 13.3%

  • Getting killed at night by the pile of broken real dolls that came to life

    Votes: 108 4.5%

  • Making YS so bugged that it stops launching, then quitting

    Votes: 194 8.0%

  • Burning to a crisp after leaving his home for the first time in years

    Votes: 144 6.0%

  • Getting killed by real-life yandere

    Votes: 150 6.2%
  • Total voters
    2,413
Why does it have to be a MAID cafe of all things? Just so you can inject one more fetish in the game? That ending was the cringiest and edgiest thing i've seen in a while, i might dare even say it was cringier/edgier than his own game.

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He wants to change the model so ayano has wider hips and thicker legs? Remind me why people don't call this a fetish game again? :heart-empty:
 
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babychan said:
Wtf, he didn't say a single word about tinybuild. Did they split up already? This video was pointless AF. He keeps spoiling future updates or creating this unnecessary "hype" for things that don't even exist yet.
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Yeah exactly my thoughts. I hope tinybuild saw how shitty of a person he is and stopped working on the game and he's just covering that up by not mentioning it. But that's :optimistic:
Also his game basically thrives on hype, like he said. This video provided absolutely no insight into the progress of development and yet he calls it a progress update. He even skipped over the obligatory Osana development progress sperging.
 
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Cornfields said:
Yeah exactly my thoughts. I hope tinybuild saw how shitty of a person he is and stopped working on the game and he's just covering that up by not mentioning it. But that's :optimistic:
Also his game basically thrives on hype, like he said. This video provided absolutely no insight into the progress of development and yet he calls it a progress update. He even skipped over the obligatory Osana development progress sperging.
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Well of course he skipped over Osana development because he didn't make any progress on her. All he does is use the same "volunteers take up my time and other secrets and surprises" excuse. I mean him streaming video games for 4 hours daily matters more than game development.
 
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Cornfields said:
Yeah exactly my thoughts. I hope tinybuild saw how shitty of a person he is and stopped working on the game and he's just covering that up by not mentioning it. But that's :optimistic:
Also his game basically thrives on hype, like he said. This video provided absolutely no insight into the progress of development and yet he calls it a progress update. He even skipped over the obligatory Osana development progress sperging.
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Could always just check in on his stream chat in the dead of night when he's there; he's too much of a dumbass to not talk about things in private.
 
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This just in, Eva adding more of his list of interesting concepts that will never be implemented.

And bonus! Looks like his fans favored to implement this so-called Maid Cafe before Osana. I'm intrigued to see how Eva will fuck the minigame up.

Just like how Eva's bi-weekly cycle of "development" works:

Great/Fetish-induced Easter Egg/Mechanic/Feature > Horrible implementation > Fans and YouTubers are interested....only for a week > Game's hype crippling bit by bit

Funny, I saw a comment on the sub getting annoyed that there's still no progress on Osana and plans to leave for 2 months.
 
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FataBataRang said:
A while back in the thread, someone showed a video of him using FaceRig to pretend to be an anime girl. At the time, I thought it was just yet another failed joke on his part, but I'm starting to think he is oddly obsessed with the idea of being a girl.
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Because that's the only girl that won't reject him.
 
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Osana being pushed even farther back. Asking the community "here's a feature i'm trying to make seem amazing, vote on if I should push back Osana for it" so he can try and wedge in more free time and procrastinate etc etc.
Another power-point music video "surprise".
Disclosing that he is streaming and slacking off and blah blah. There's so much to say but really it's just that nothing has changed for the better and things have gotten worse.
 
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hey what do y'all think of the other club leader designs? (i.e photo club, gaming club, etc) also i could hear eva slurping from miles away during that bit with the naked midori clones

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Question, I've been thinking about downloading Yandere Sim onto my computer and play around with it a bit to see if I can find anything interesting on Eva. I highly doubt I'll find anything but we could probably find something like game code or just general things of the game that boast that token Eva creepiness.

Also I know I'm probably late but props to GhostyTricktser on the wiki article.
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but what's your question
 
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