Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mandatory User Name]

This whole Nick vs Kurt fight has made me realize something about Nick's understanding of the law.

Nick inhabits a caricature of the defense attorney where he thinks his job is to do anything to defend the guilty because of imagined unfair treatment. Kurt from what I can tell understands that the job of a defense attorney should actually result in more guilty people being fairly convicted, by forcing the system to do its due diligence.

This partially explains Rekieta's attitude and behavior in regard to his prosecution. If his defense didn't win it wasn't because he should be convicted, it is his defense wasn't strong enough and the prosecutors and police are too strong.

He is in short the worst type of scum-fuck lawyer with no principles, simply out to wield his "knowledge" of law as a bludgeon to satisfy his desires.

I remember Nick saying something to the effect of Lawyers having magic words that can make any problem go away. If he failed then perhaps it was because he got the magic words wrong rather than he had no chance of winning. Nick doesn't believe in a no win situation which is a large part of the problem, and why he constantly doubles down rather than taking his defeat and moving on.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Elissa Clips posted a clip of Melton implying he's going to release Aaron's hacked files (fittingly) at hackamania. "If I'm going to jail for hacking all this stuff we might as well put it all out there and have a party." He's claiming it has evidence Aaron ate Nick's cum

For some reason Nick et al. think that matters. No one gaf, in the grand scheme of things, and it's the farthest thing from an own. It's literally something that only Nick could care about, as he scrambles for anything to redirect criticism and to try to assert himself as (lolololololol) alpha.

 

[TheButcherknight]

Elissa Clips posted a clip of Melton implying he's going to release Aaron's hacked files (fittingly) at hackamania. "If I'm going to jail for hacking all this stuff we might as well put it all out there and have a party." He's claiming it has evidence Aaron ate Nick's cum and that it has evidence that Aaron is aware his show doesn't do great numbers. 2 things very worth getting federal hacking charges over.

So he really does have them then. @MNPublicRecords i mean @Kalea probably will drop something special then for the event.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Elissa Clips posted a clip of Melton implying he's going to release Aaron's hacked files (fittingly) at hackamania.

I don’t really think they’re going to reveal anything obtained from Rekieta accessing Aaron’s Google account during Hackamania. This feels more like a smokescreen tactic to me. Now Melton is claiming that this was actually what he was referring to when he talked about having information that “only five people on Earth knew.” That’s clearly untrue and doesn’t match the narrative at the time, which suggested something much more extreme—like “Rekieta had bugged his house.”

What I think they’ll actually present is either a conversation using April’s messages or a doctored screenshot designed to muddy the waters around the hacking allegations.

 

[Sneed Force One]

What I think they’ll actually present is either a conversation using April’s messages or a doctored screenshot designed to muddy the waters around the hacking allegations.

This is my prediction as well. Some real gay ops shit with a fake WhatsApp conversation generated from the internet containing a conversation between Nick and "April".

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It's funny and weird that sociopath Rekieta is not even trying to do his probation properly and instead is acting out and testing the boundaries he hates. Hope he hits the jackpot soon, preferably in Nevada in front of cameras.

 

[KriegsZensur]

What I think they’ll actually present is either a conversation using April’s messages or a doctored screenshot designed to muddy the waters around the hacking allegations.

Doesn’t have to be doctored. Given it’s Aaron.

“See, here’s our “bro”-chat. He says that the West-Georgian mango herb really makes her come quick and squirt when you go down on her, and “it tastes great” – the idiot was high on molly and didn’t realize that that wasn’t because of some fruit! No, I pumped her full of semen, 15 minutes before you went down on her!”

It’s Rekieta, it’s always a bullshit technicality.

 

[Swole McPole]

Aaron is a gumby looking idiot with poor impulse control who's greatest superpower besides being led around by his dick is having alogs dumber than he is.

This might not be quite the pwn that you intended it to be.

I once asked him how he managed this, considering how ugly he was. He just shrugged and said "I ask them if they want to fuck." And he'd just do that until one would.

I had a friend who would do this as well. He'd just flat out proposition every attractive woman who wandered into his field of vision. The only thing he took into account before propositioning them was how attractive they were.

Of course, the majority of women rejected him. Personally, I wouldn't DREAM of even asking a woman to go for a drink unless I was 100% certain she'd say yes because I thought rejection would be crushing. He didn't care about the rejection at all. She doesn't want to? Fine. Move on to the next one.

And he wasn't asking them out on dates. We were travelling on the train from London once, when he asked a random woman sitting opposite whether she wanted to come into the toilet and fuck the pair of us. Initially, she's outraged, but by the end of the journey, she's intrigued and negotiating.

To this day, I never met anybody who had sex with more women than this guy.

 

[Soapmore]

Assuming the creeps around Nick are milking him and not real friends, I can't think of a better opportunity to be the father of all milkmen than to invite Rekeita to Las Vegas, buff his ego vendetta, and tempt with him sweet candies until they record him doing lines on camera.

 

[KriegsZensur]

Assuming the creeps around Nick are milking him

You mean. Like Aaron di…

– I apologize, I couldn’t resist.

 

[Captain Manning]

In Kurt’s defense he got angry at Megan Fox, who basically is the most loyal Balldoguard. Before that she seems like a clueless journalist who gave advice like “ Just b urself” and would kind of be set against Kurt by Nick for his own amusement. He’s kind of an incel, but I can be sympathetic to him. It felt like Nick kept him around to be insulted by Nick.

Kurt handled Megan badly, and I can't really pretend otherwise. He did come off as a bit of a rage incel.

That said, his choice of target for that rage, on that particular day, was rather fortunate for him I suppose. Or, perhaps it might more apt to say he accidently fired at the right target.

Megan Fox is a stupid bitch.

And to be absolutely clear here, she's not a stupid bitch "because she's a woman." She's a stupid bitch because she is objectively dumb as all hell.

That letter of hers to the court was fucking stupid, and full of lies. Her criticism of KF is fucking ridiculous (and hypocritical, like many "journalists"). And, biggest of all, her tolerance for, and outright support of, a man who either fed or allowed his 8 year old daughter to come into contact with cocaine is amoral and inexcusable.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Friend of Dorothy Parker

Megan joined during around end of Rittenhouse and some other trials, but was a mainstay on Depp. I believe she was big on the “Take Care of Maya” case (Doctor calls Mom a Munchie despite previous Doctor giving a detailed diagnosis, Mom hangs herself in garage) and also that case where a little girl who’s mother was pimping her out and the father got arrested because he didn’t want to hand her over (I forget the name, there is video of the custody exchange and the little girl is depressingly articulate of what’s going on).

There is a very weird stream where Nick talked about Christian marriage and women submitting to their husbands and Megan is way too agreeable with Nick. Like it comes across like an incels idea of Ephesians 5. He also told Megan about the sex toys and how to spice up her relationship with her husband.

Again Kurt is a frustrated lonely guy and she is a really dumb woman giving him basic bitch advice. He took it incredibly poorly, but she really did not learn from early signals.
I hope that he, without Nick’s influence normalizes. He’s in that Louis Rossmann camp of 40+ autist who needs to stop recording his love quest.

 

[Kheapathic]

I feel like the Hackamania release is more to build hype and sell tickets than actual substance. I mean. Nick's been screaming that Aaron ate his goo, I don't think many of us here are guarding Aaron and screaming it didn't happen. So what'd Melton proclaim; something about 100% proof that Aaron did it? Sir, at the kindest interpretation of this claim; you're telling me you'll be releasing some sort of Nick plus Aaron sex tape. Maybe a female will be present and maybe she's the plate for Aaron's meal of man milk; but the core of your claim is 100% evidence of Aaron sucking seven.

I can only assume that everyone going to this glorified pod-caster convention is literally, not figuratively, but literally cock-sucking faggots. Because I fail to see any other way, that Melton's claim is what it says it is.

Also, not gonna suggest anything. But I'd be willing to argue that showing some sort of see tape to a paying audience could be some sort of revenge porn; especially with how the two faggots have been hyping it up.

The only question I have now is if the entire Rekeita brood have AIDS. Because dad is obviously down for degenerate man action; he gives it to Kayla, she passes it to their children. No wonder Nick said something about expensive medicine; he's gotta finance an entire family plan of Prep.

The only way this could get any better is if Public Records has the body camera footage of the house raid and drops it during the cleverly disguised gay organization. Doubtful I know, but if so, it'd be a chef's kiss perfection.

 

[KriegsZensur]

Megan Fox is a stupid bitch.

Please don’t forget to add “not thát Megan Fox”.
Thát Megan Fox is okay. Don’t ever really remember thát Megan Fox being too political.

 

[break these cuffs]

This might not be quite the pwn that you intended it to be.

Put a bullet in me if I ever try to become a voice actor.

 

[cwkcwdwdcw]

I can't fathom how Nick thinks it's a win posting further proof his wife, the mother of his children, was fucked by another man in his own bed, and that he's a cuck.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So what'd Melton proclaim; something about 100% proof that Aaron did it?

Note that the Nick/Melton/Wil Herren brain trust claimed last week that there was “proof” Aaron had emailed Wil’s boss and that they were going to show that proof “soon.” This week Wil was forced to admit Aaron didn’t do shit and all the bluster about “proof” was memoryholed.

Melton thinks he’s Vince McMahon and feels no need to deliver on his many bullshit promises. They’re struggling to sell tickets to the event and he’s pulling out all the stops now. Yawn.

 

[Kheapathic]

Melton thinks he’s Vince McMahon and feels no need to deliver on his many bullshit promises. They’re struggling to sell tickets to the event and he’s pulling out all the stops now. Yawn.

I don't believe it either, I see it as a ticket scam. But even so, analyzing the claim as is; they're promising their audience proof that Aaron drunk cum gay porn.

What causes this level of faggotry in the Pod-Caster caste?

 

[Sneed Force One]

What causes this level of faggotry in the Pod-Caster caste?

Even your average brain-dead psuedopolitcal whiskey reviewing podcast doesn't reach this level of inane bullshittery.

An amusing aspect today was Melton utterly neglecting to address Kurt's C&D, he knows it's a weak point. The best he could muster was "w-w-well it's a LLC now so potential lawsuits can't sue me!!!".

I've just gone over the company records. He had it converted on the 22nd of April to a LLC.

He's still the only officer and it only has a single share, so unless he's filed something very recently and it's not online yet, he’s completely bullshitting about being a minority shareholder or there having been any kind of sale. He’s still the only shareholder.

At best, he stated verbally, that he wants to enjoin his resident pedophilia-enabling pajeet Moody into his statute-violating liability factory.

You may not be no longer personally liable Melton. But it seems sure as shit any legal defence for Pedotips will be coming right out of your pocket.

 

[Captain Manning]

Please don’t forget to add “not thát Megan Fox”.
Thát Megan Fox is okay. Don’t ever really remember thát Megan Fox being too political.

That Megan Fox supposedly made a comment likening Michael Bay to Hitler, and Steven Spielberg told Bay to fire her from Transformers 3 for it. She was then blacklisted from Hollywood for a while.

Or so the Hollywood tabloids claim:

https://screenrant.com/transformers-dark-moon-megan-fox-exit-fired-explained/

Overall though, even if true, I'd have to say that's still less stupid that "our" Megan Fox's submitting that nauseating letter to the court in support of Nick Rekieta.

She wanted him back on the Internet ASAP where he could make a complete ass out of himself. Now, no refunds.