Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[OrSoHelpMe]

That photo looks like Becky was playing mommy/son with Sammm while Jackson took Hannah around the zoo.

 

[salt]

Green Party Bluesky puts out a "Happy Passover" skeet with what appears to be terrible AI. Of course, this is a deliberate slap in the face to Jews everywhere.

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Yeah I don't think Christians would be offended so much as simply confused if that happened.

It’s dumb, but did Becky even observe Passover at all? Her only mention of it was she wanted to burn her fake ass ketubah and wedding dress. Matzo probably isn’t one of her “safe foods.” Once again, she only cares about Judaism when she gets to be Offended and Oppressed.

 

[There She Glows]

WHY YES, HOW DID YOU KNOW WE ARE POLY?!
(the stench emanates thru the pic)

Did you know.... that humans aren't naturally monogamous?

 

[The Taco Santo!]

What part of their relationship ever gave Becky the impression he wanted to be a parent?

Nothing, I think she's just trying to show Daniel he can be replaced (and has been). Will it work? I would hope not, but Daniel's weak and soft.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

"I'm going to kill myself to save my baby!"

"I'm going to stop posting photos of Hannah to protect her from pedos, so here's more photos of her naked in a tub and another of her chewing on a sex toy!"

"My boyfriend's life is constantly in danger, so let me just post a clear photo of his face for the world to see!"

If Becky was in the SecOps sector, she'd be blacklisted or dead years ago.

 

[Trombonista]

Did John manage to piss off the transtrender-sphere?

Yes. Wu tried to rebrand as a truscum-type. It backfired immensely because Wu is full of shit.

 

[Temperance]

Becky was out partying with Sam last night.

Was "extremely high".

And drooled over Robert De Niro's troon son.

"Ma’am oh my gods please step on me repeatedly I will thank you for the privilege"

- Becky, a grown ass woman, to a perverted man with a 5-head. ​

 

[Stinkyboy]

More things that never happened

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Becky was out partying with Sam last night.
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Was "extremely high".
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And drooled over Robert De Niro's troon son.
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"Ma’am oh my gods please step on me repeatedly I will thank you for the privilege"

- Becky, a grown ass woman, to a perverted man with a 5-head. ​

"You both sound extremely retarded. Please come into the office and let us wire your jaws shut for free."

"Teehee, they want to fuck us!"

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Becky was out partying with Sam last night.
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Was "extremely high".
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And drooled over Robert De Niro's troon son.
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"Ma’am oh my gods please step on me repeatedly I will thank you for the privilege"

- Becky, a grown ass woman, to a perverted man with a 5-head. ​

I love that her AMA got three questions, none of which were interesting or thought out. No one on Bluesky is interested. Come HERE and do an AMA Becky! We'd give you some (negative) attention!

I don't believe for a half second that anyone tried picking up Becky and SAD, unless they were at an explicitly "kink" speakeasy or something. Otherwise, I only believe someone talked to them long enough to say they were a dental hygienist and Becky interpreted that as "picking up" because she's a sex-obsessed middle schooler.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I don't believe for a half second that anyone tried picking up Becky and SAD, unless they were at an explicitly "kink" speakeasy or something. Otherwise, I only believe someone talked to them long enough to say they were a dental hygienist and Becky interpreted that as "picking up" because she's a sex-obsessed middle schooler.

I'll bet what actually happened is that the sea hag tried to pick them up, they said "thanks but no thanks", and thus did her usual Becky trick of a taking a tiny grain of truth and forming a pearl of lies around it.

Anyone what doesn't want to end up having to chew off their arm to escape the morning after would take one look at the fat, past her prime woman with fried dyed hair dragging along a haggard manchild and GO RUN THE OTHER FUCKING WAY.

 

[RonRiot]

I'll bet what actually happened is that the sea hag tried to pick them up, they said "thanks but no thanks", and thus did her usual Becky trick of a taking a tiny grain of truth and forming a pearl of lies around it.

Or they were also unfortunate looking with low standards! There’s an autistic lid for every gaping black BPD pot.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Or they were also unfortunate looking with low standards! There’s an autistic lid for every gaping black BPD pot.

Ultimately, anyone Becky has sex with has to be the kind of man who’d have sex with Becky. Which is immensely unattractive to anyone else.

 

[proteus4994]

For anyone wondering what’s going on with Daniel, if you erase all of the polygamy weirdness, it’s not entirely uncommon.

Daniel gets trapped in relationship with Bex for years.
Daniel, through both Bex’s words and his own experience, considers himself a dateless loser.
Somehow, Daniel manages to get a date with a normal, by comparison, woman (still not sure how this step happened).
Daniel, in normal chatting with his new partner, talks about Becky and Jackson and Sam and their relationship.
Normal woman, like a normal person would, goes “Jesus Christ, that isn’t healthy! None of that is healthy!”
Daniel, by the blessed power of pussy, finally wakes up and realizes his relationship with Becky is fucked up.

This is just happens when people cheat in an abusive relationship. It’s pretty common. The polygamy weirdness makes it all fucked up, but if you just think of this as a normal person meeting someone non abusive and escaping an abusive relationship, this is how it plays out sometimes.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

For anyone wondering what’s going on with Daniel, if you erase all of the polygamy weirdness, it’s not entirely uncommon.

Daniel gets trapped in relationship with Bex for years.
Daniel, through both Bex’s words and his own experience, considers himself a dateless loser.
Somehow, Daniel manages to get a date with a normal, by comparison, woman (still not sure how this step happened).
Daniel, in normal chatting with his new partner, talks about Becky and Jackson and Sam and their relationship.
Normal woman, like a normal person would, goes “Jesus Christ, that isn’t healthy! None of that is healthy!”
Daniel, by the blessed power of pussy, finally wakes up and realizes his relationship with Becky is fucked up.

Vaginamancy can save a life just as surely as it can sunder one.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Becky's so happy her puppy is a good boy! He's a good, good boy, isn't he? What a good "partner."

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Becky's so happy her puppy is a good boy! He's a good, good boy, isn't he? What a good "partner."

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ARE YOU SEEING THIS, DANIEL? SEE HOW SERIOUS WE ARE NOW? ARE YOU JEALOUS YET?

please be jealous

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It's all very special and serious with SAD until he wants to marry/impregnate another woman down the line.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Normal woman, like a normal person would, goes “Jesus Christ, that isn’t healthy! None of that is healthy!”
Daniel, by the blessed power of pussy, finally wakes up and realizes his relationship with Becky is fucked up.

This is just happens when people cheat in an abusive relationship. It’s pretty common. The polygamy weirdness makes it all fucked up, but if you just think of this as a normal person meeting someone non abusive and escaping an abusive relationship, this is how it plays out sometimes.

If it was a monogamous relationship and Daniel was cheating, there'd be a moral question mark over the whole thing, but it was an open relationship, and Becky had multiple partners and would do things like attend kink events and post online about how replaceable all her partners were.

I know Becky's idea of polygamy was "I fuck whoever I want, and you deal with my suicide baiting if you so much as even look at another woman" but as insane as she is, even she knew she couldn't actually tell the world that. So she can get fucked. Daniel is a fucked up freak in his own right, but ditching the sea hag for a nornal relationship is far and away the best move he's made in years.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Becky's so happy her puppy is a good boy! He's a good, good boy, isn't he? What a good "partner."

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Meanwhile, Cuckson just sort of exists in the background.