Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fat.
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One of the few instances of Rick being honest for once, and that’s out of pure narcissism and “superiority” to the funsters.
 
Please tell me you have a graduate degree. If you don't, you should get one. It'd be so fucking easy for you and you could make bitches like me seethe hard about how you did it without much effort.
I've got one that's a bit more than a grad degree. In my early years of "actual jobs", I had to do similar things.
It's pretty easy once you know where to look and how to do it though, I wrote a tutorial for it on the site.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ralphs-height.87648/post-8699728

Honestly though, if you know what to look for, even a child can do this.
Using this and the known length of one object, you can calculate the dimensions of everything in the photo using vanishing points.
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If I know the height of the lamp, I can easily map it to the front next to the fat pig to calculate his height. Similarly, I can calculate the height of that cabinet on the side or the bed which is on approximately the same plane of perspective as the lamp.

This is one of the most piggish selfies I have seen. Look at the pile of dirty laundry at the back. Close your bathroom door, I don't need to see how much toilet paper you have left.
So fat and greasy.
 
This is one of the most piggish selfies I have seen. Look at the pile of dirty laundry at the back. Close your bathroom door, I don't need to see how much toilet paper you have left.
So fat and greasy.
That's a hotel, you big silly. His home bedroom can be easily identified by the stacks of unsold books and random buckets of margarine lying around.
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That's a hotel, you big silly. His home bedroom can be easily identified by the stacks of unsold books and random buckets of margarine lying around.
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When your actual room resembles a sex motel and you're fat with bitch tits, you're also an unsuccessful author.

Oh yeah.
Wait.
 
Cock and balls bulging in his ill fitting, non ironed jeans. Shirt, no iron either. What a fat bum.
He’s not just lazy, fat and greasy; his faucet micropenis is shrunk to the point it made him look like a sissy fatso pussycat. I’m going to be autistic and be an Azn student and weaponized autism for this case.

The average flaccid penis length is 3.5 inch and erected penis length is 5.5 inch, and its erect circumference is 5 inch. In fact, he’s so fat, he’s abysmal and has a tiny micropenis that’s even smaller and greasier than an average micropenis (at 3.7 inch).
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The image of the average flaccid penis is 9.16cm, from the pubic bone to the tip. If we rotate the angle of Fat Rick’s dick angle to match:
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Here’s the length with the ruler:
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Image 1 is the normal flaccid penis, which is 9.2cm
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Image 2 is Pat’s flaccid penis’ length, which is at the whopping number of 6.6cm (2.5 inch). By standards, he shares the same girth as the average man’s penis (both erected and flaccid - 4.59 inch and 3.7 inch.), albeit smaller. His erected girth will be explained later.
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Image 3 is the average testicle length from the base, which he also shares with at 8cm. The normal flaccid penis has the angle of 30 degrees, whilst Rick is below that, angled at maximum, 25 degrees; with his drift being the standard 4cm, and estimated weight being 0.5 kg.

Now, to calculate his erect penis’ length; I will get into calculating the perimeter and radius of Fat Rick’s cock, which is like calculating a circle’s perimeter via Fatrick’s flaccid length:

C = 6.6cm
D = C/π
π= 3.14159265359, round up to 3.14.

Apply this: D = 6.6/3.14 = 2.1cm
His perimeter is 2.1 cm = 0.8 inch, whilst the average is 2.8cm. Fat and small.

Radius: r = C/2π = 6.6/2*3.14 = 1,05096, round to 1,1cm.

Using a local calculator, we have the volume of his penis (if he could even cum):
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Take this with a grain of salt because I use Randy Marsh’s erect penis math, as Fatrick’s TMI is:

(2.5Δ{0.8})/0.5 = 4 inch erected cock.
This is why your lives are already over, stlaker children. Enjoy sexless days in prison. :tomlinson:

Fat.
 
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Or it's Nick Rekieta thinking about Aaron. Did you know that Aaron ate his goo?
Now that we all know that, I'm hopeful that everyday someone somewhere will remind them both this happened.
if that's his arm, that's a huge ass bee
It probably is a larger bumblebee but one should remember Rick doesn't actually do any resistance training. He doesn't exercise at all. So his hypotrophic arms and the angle+distance the photo was taken, especially when compared to his very tumescent torso, make the bee seem much grander than it really is.

A shame he can't do similar with his writing career. Or his mathematically-proven small penis.
 
So his hypotrophic arms and the angle+distance the photo was taken, especially when compared to his very tumescent torso, make the bee seem much grander than it really is.
A shame he can't do similar with his writing career. Or his mathematically-proven small penis.

No stalker child, the forced perspective is just a figment of your imagination. This is a product of your clinical delusions. Enjoy properly-scaled objects.
 
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