Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sloppa]

Nick has nothing productive to say about the case he is streaming. He is busy waging war on the haters on Twitter and occasionally makes a joke about fucking the witness, or laughs about a joke made by a viewer about fucking the witness.

I would call it sad, but its beyond that. It is like the Epitaph of Nick Rekieta, live for us to watch.

Why even post this garbage? Like, what the fuck is it supposed to achieve? Prove that you are a raging twig who needs to make fun of other people to feel better about your failed existence? Just go kiss that shotgun Nick.
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[Archive]

Can a cuck be a bully? A question for the philosophers.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

And he didn’t even lemme have a peek!

Just think sex doll with Gollum head.
You are welcome.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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"This is a lie" because they weren't pictures of Our Wife, they were COPIES of pictures of Our Wife!

Pictures sent to the prosecution had the Backwards Internet watermark on them.

 

[dustnight]

It's even funnier that he starts off by assuring that he's not about "casting stones" and is "not here to criticize other streamers" in an apparent concession to how much of his daytime wine mom audience had expressed distaste for all the vindictive drama and others had left altogether because of it, only for him to then immediately reverse course to the rant about Flash followed by again encouraging the chat to continue the "Kurt roast." He also confirms that a Flash voice is being set up for Supertips, so he can be added to the list likely to participate in the C&D deluge in the works:

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And holy hell are all the legal stimmies a bad idea if they already make him fidget so damned much:

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It's almost getting to the point of the coke days when he'd compulsively pick at his arms so much that churchgoers were convinced he had trackmarks. What's next on the menu, delusional parasitosis? Formication? Morgellons?

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~We should go on the war path with Yellowflash!~

~Yea! that guys a real NERD~

~But we mustn't let them know of our scheme~

~of course~
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"Yea so I'm not going on a war pa- war against Yellowflash, I don't know where this uh this came up... Flash was a dick to me right? um Flash who I've hung out with several times um and uh whatever."

 

[Sneed Force One]

Man who has never taken a case to trial speculates what a juror might think, despite never facing one.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick can’t be overly happy that he has so many legitimate retards out there acting as his champions.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Nick can’t be overly happy that he has so many legitimate retards out there acting as his champions.

GirlFriday is one of Aaron's most insane alogs. She has all the qualities of a hyperattached BPD bitch but she didn't fuck you first.

Her entire Reddit account is solely telling the /r/SteelToeBoringShow mental ward that Aaron needs jailtime or bankruptcy for every single imagined infraction.

 

[daffodils]

Dressed for success






Potential crossover with a Luna Slater type

Spoiler: Ms. Spacek

https://www.youtube.com/@Ruby_Spacek

 

[Not Really Here]

Someone had a chat with his PO. Probably about the community service hours he hasn't done yet.
'I'm working!"
"It's doesn't look like work, how much are you getting paid?'

 

[woodedbag]

Dressed for success
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Potential crossover with a Luna Slater type
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Spoiler: Ms. Spacek

https://www.youtube.com/@Ruby_Spacek

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how long until rekieta moves the Thorpe's in to the balldo bunker at this point?

 

[Captain Manning]

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Nick can’t be overly happy that he has so many legitimate retards out there acting as his champions.

Actually, he probably is. Without them, and the hate-watchers, he'd have no audience at all now.

"It's doesn't look like work, how much are you getting paid?'

Nick: "More than that stupid jerk Aaron! Have I told you he ate my goo?"


PO: "YES! Multiple times now! Now, go piss in this cup!'

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Dressed for success

The Balldo in the Striped Pajamas

 

[Not Really Here]

You get the first month free, after that the PO can violate your ass, if for instance, you do literally nothing. Progress is required.

People without brain damage, will use that free time to complete, well literally anything. These niggers control your freedom, give them way more than they ask for, build cred for when you need a solid.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Can you translate that into emojis? I don’t think anything else will fit.

Sure.

 

[Folgers Can]

"This is a lie" because they weren't pictures of Our Wife, they were COPIES of pictures of Our Wife!

Pictures sent to the prosecution had the Backwards Internet watermark on them.

Umm ackshually, even if I printed six, by the time of mailing a few pages got stuck together, so technically they could only see two, maybe four tops.

 

[porkWellington]

Dressed for success
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Potential crossover with a Luna Slater type
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Spoiler: Ms. Spacek

https://www.youtube.com/@Ruby_Spacek

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Nick will consider going on some random pick me recovering crackhead at the drop of a hat but has yet to reach out to or make plans with @theralph , one of the most ardent Balldo Lickers.

 

[Not Really Here]

Nick will consider going on some random pick me recovering crackhead at the drop of a hat

Recovery talk? In public? On stream?
'It's a service to the community judge!'

Come on Nick, do it. I'll put it next to my prediction Ralph's second kid would be a girl.

 

[RotPockets]

How Kayla looks when the virgin Balldo references his love of blackface:



versus how Kayla looks when Aaron tells a story about being a wigger singing Ja Rule:

(timestamp around 18:00)

It’s odd watching Aaron run the room, he’s talking over stupid April, telling his stories, chatting up Kayla, and shutting everyone up just so she can speak. It’s fucking hilarious to watch Nick shrink after every comment he can muster gets completely ignored or derided. All of them are just watching Aaron.

@25:45 Kayla says April is prettier than Nick is, so Balldo sneers “Fuck you” to her face like a seething faggot, then tries to save it with a meek “later…”.

I think Kayla might’ve said “wait, who is sleeping with me?” right before the “fuck you”.

 

[CompaqOperator]

Does the valuation of the KNU decrease since there seems to be 6 more out there?

 

[Captain Manning]

Recovery talk? In public? On stream?
'It's a service to the community judge!'

I still can't get over that this egotistical maniac, who thinks drugs are cool and he should be allowed to do them around his kids, actually thought that giving lectures on drugs would be something he could do to satisfy his probation.

I know that was never 100% confirmed, but damn if I don't believe it. That's so Nick.

Now if he discusses drugs on stream, with somebody else, it'll probably devolve into a discussion about what drugs are the coolest and that damn gooberment. Which doesn't sound like a good idea.

Does the valuation of the KNU decrease since there seems to be 6 more out there?

Sure. Classic supply and demand.