Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

I kind of can't wrap my head around Alex having four years and thousands of posts under his belt as an everyday regular on here before dick brain finally caught him out being Alex. Was he like just that one kiwi in class?
Alex was a plant to make the Kiwi Farms look bad. It takes a certain type of autism to want to sign up to this site and play Metal Gear Solid with its users.
 
I'm guessing people mostly just ignored him until he pissed off an extremely bored kiwi.
I don't feel like I ever saw him much, at least in the threads I haunted, and when I did, I usually just thought he was a sperg. Then I saw him on the easy to track username page, and it was all off to the races.

Well, I do remember lurking the "Debate MC ART about American politics, autotune hip-hop, racialist ideologies, haters, etc. - Fuck The Pigs" mass debate, and it was mostly people dunking on some weird schizo, until Alex bumbled his way into the thread, and decided to have the 'tard fight to end all 'tard fights with the guy.
 
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Kiwi Farms users are required to dox their own house addresses since they doxed mine. Don't decline.

I don't deserve to have my house addressed doxed or any other abuse. They're required to apologize but I won't accept their apology unless they sign it with their own house address.

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Bullying Disabled People is extremely dumb.

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As a person whose had experience with disabilities, manipulating and bullying someone who cannot defend themselves is one of the cruelest things I've ever come across and one of the things disabled people are manipulated into doing is bullying people more disabled than them to try to fit in. Many people with Autism or any other disorder wanted to appear "cool" by bullying people who are "dumber" than them and they lack the empathy to understand why it is wrong. Many people on the internet also hide their disabilities and their bullying backstory to try to appear "cool", I used to be one of these losers but thankfully I stopped this bullshit. People are supposed to provide programs to help people with disabilities, not shut them out for being "defective". Shutting out disabled people turns them into bullies seeking revenge. Humans are a very peculiar species because a lot of them just can't get along. Unfortunately, the MAGA influences are making it extremely hard for people with disabilities as well as those with different races and the LGBT community to express themselves without being prayed upon. This is just a sad cruel world.

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FAQ's (Frequently Asked Questions)

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Question 1: Are you a pedophile?

Answer: INCORRECT. There is no proof I was ever one, Labeling me on with no proof is defamation which can result in charges being used against you. But Joshua Conner Moon, the perpetrator of this lie against me is suspected to be a child rapist and sex offender.


Question 2: Are you retarded?

Answer: INCORRECT. I scored 115 on an IQ test which is above average. Hard to say. Social Media has damaged my cognitive ability and attention span. Especially Kiwi Farms. I lost almost 10 IQ points from around 125 in 2016 to 115 on 2024.


Question 3: Why did you pull your videos and artwork from the internet and why did you delete so many accounts?

Answer: Because it's too dangerous for me, my parents and my relatives.


Question 4: Will you ever put your content back on the internet.

Answer: There's no reason to.


Question 5: Are you Canadian?

Answer: CORRECT. I was born, and I grew up in Canada.


Question 6: Are you a Lolcow?

Answer: INCORRECT. Lolcow is a derogatory statement similar to "retard" and "faggot" used to dehumanize neurodivergent and people of the LGBT community which is Hate Speech. Besides, I took normal classes for the most part only needing special help in some areas. But I graduated with a normal diploma.


Question 7: Reuploading your videos and photos is archiving and falls under fair use?

Answer: INCORRECT. It does not fall under fair use and I have every right to take it down. You must ask for my permission beforehand.


Question 8: Can I have a copy of your videos and photos?

Answer: I don't allow distribution of my content to strangers because I don't trust them.


Question 9: Do you have Irish and Scottish ancestry?

Answer: CORRECT.


Question 10: KiwiFarms information is mostly correct?

Answer: INCORRECT. Don't take their statements seriously. It's their false lies that people like KingCobraJFS, Chris Chan and Cyraxx are wrongfully harassed. They twist narratives to try to justify ruining their lives which is illegal under defamation, hate speech and psychological warfare.


Question 11: Will you continue to make music.

Answer: I love experimenting with making music and I will continue making music. But there would be many breaks in between. KiwiFarms opinions on my music are invalid due to them being in lolcow culture which means their opinions are biased in universally negative. My family and relatives like my music while people on the internet has mixed feelings about my music.


Question 12: KiwiFarms deserves be to be censored and debanked?

Answer: CORRECT. KiwiFarms is a dangerous terrorist website that promotes racist attacks against minorities and terrorist against neurodivergent people. They are also responsible for the 2017 Aztec High School Shooting by radicalizing William Atchison and the 2019 Christchurch Mosque Shooting by radicalizing Brenton Tarrant. It directly encourages Terrorism and Human Trafficking though the site tries to deny it for PR reasons. They are also responsible for 3 suicides as well. They celebrate deaths of people they hate such as Susan Wojcicki and Bashurverse and has been known for doxxing and swatting people like Keffals. They also encourage terrorism and mass shootings such as The September 11 Attacks and The Columbine Shootings which it's perpetrators are also involved in Proto-Lolcow culture prior to the formation of KiwiFarms which could mean 9/11 is the result of KiwiFarms. If KiwiFarms had more power, they would create concentrations camps and genocide people they don't like.


Question 13: Hitler did nothing wrong?

Answer: INCORRECT! Hitler is an evil person who has killed Jews, LGBT people and Neurodivergent people. He would definitely support and endorse Donald Trump and Kiwi Farms despite the fact that it contains self hating Special Needs people hating on people who piss them off or make they "look bad".


I use INCORRECT to respond to false rumors made about me.
 
Kiwi Farms users are required to dox their own house addresses since they doxed mine. Don't decline.
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Don't worry Alex, you don't need my address, I'll find ya.

Also, not beating the retard allegations when you think we're all going to dox ourselves to get back in your good graces. This may be hard for you to believe, but I don't think any of us actually care, or particularly want you to like us.
 
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Question 14: Are you fat?
Answer: I have been underweight but I have been obese too. But I'm nowhere near as morbidly obese as the trolls make it out to be.

Question 15: Is Atria and Suhail your property.
Answer: CORRECT. These displaced christian neurodivergent girls are my property and no one elses.
 
Question 15: Is Atria and Suhail your property.
Answer: CORRECT. These displaced christian neurodivergent girls are my property and no one elses.
Alex, you can't keep people as property any more, Jesus Christ.

Also, wait, they're actually Christian now? Wasn't he seething way back when ChonkyNeko used AI to make actual art of them (and gave them limbs) where Alex said that the happy, non-disabled versions, were "Trump loving Christians"? Tacitly implying some very funny things about Alex's world view.

Did the thread actually force him to alter his lore? LMAO.
 
Alex, you can't keep people as property any more, Jesus Christ.

Also, wait, they're actually Christian now? Wasn't he seething way back when ChonkyNeko used AI to make actual art of them (and gave them limbs) where Alex said that the happy, non-disabled versions, were "Trump loving Christians"? Tacitly implying some very funny things about Alex's world view.

Did the thread actually force him to alter his lore? LMAO.
He's apparently christian himself right now.

He just changes core parts of his worldview like underwear. His opinion on stuff like religion or the shape of the earth change all the time.
 
His mom probably only has a vauge idea of what the fuck is going on, I would imagine if she actually knew what the fuck her son was doing she would freak the fuck out.
Oh I am sure she knows. First because she was lurking here.

But also because it is her child. She knows when he lies, when he lies by omission, when he is interested in something or someone etc...

If you raise your kids, it's difficult not to see through them even once they are grown.

Now, can she do anything about it but minimize the damage? I am not sure. Sometimes, you need to accept there is nothing you can do , and this might be one of these situations.

Try and raising a retard autist for 25 years, and see if you don't just give up on him at some point, because it's just too much energy, too little reward.
 
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