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Uh-oh, Harry has officially lost his court case (archive).

Meghan is going to be soooooooo pissed at him. Maybe he knew this was coming and that's why he's allegedly taking off to Vegas despite the trip conflicting with Archie's birthday -- he needs to get away from her wrath.

Of course, what he's whining about is that Papa is mad at him because of "this security stuff" and won't speak to his errant Spare, and golly gee, who knows how long Charles has to live?
 
To be fair, the Queen went through all of it when she was 40 years younger. MM wasn't what killed her, but rather a combination of losing her husband, covid, whatever crisis UK had at the moment, plus seeing her family falling apart and her grandson breaking from his brother and father over a woman definitely caused stress she didn't need. It had to bring some unpleasant memories of the Simpson affair or how Margaret chose family over love and caused an issue between them.

That's the reality of having older relatives, any unpleasantness can give them a stroke and they're gone.

How much of a harpy must you be that your husband is allegedly skipping town the weekend of your firstborn child's birthday?
This ain't something unusual for Harry, tbh. He was raised to put royal commitments over family. Diana was the exception of the rule, but the Queen raised her kids to understand that duty came before family. And Harry was raised by his father more time than Diana.

Of course, it's a good excuse to spend away from Meghan. Little Archie is six so he might not remember this happened, but still isn't good. I honestly think he already started to resent his life and the kids will suffer it. I wouldn't doubt he might eventually find himself another woman and it's gonna be super karmic that he's the one who ended up like Charles.
 
To be fair, the Queen went through all of it when she was 40 years younger. MM wasn't what killed her, but rather a combination of losing her husband, covid, whatever crisis UK had at the moment, plus seeing her family falling apart and her grandson breaking from his brother and father over a woman definitely caused stress she didn't need.
She also had bone cancer, from what everything I've read claims. It was also reported the Queen said she was glad Meghan wasn't attending Phillips' funeral.

Megan didn't kill her, but all the stress that she caused didn't help the Queen either.
 
I think it’s known that QEII had bone cancer. If she had a stroke that ended up killing her, that would make sense; she didn’t look bad for her age and circumstance when she was photographed meeting with the Prime Minister a few days before her death. But yeah, the antics of her idiot grandson and his whore wife certainly didn’t help.

This whole security case and outcome is beautiful. Face it, you’re really not that important as the spare, and even less so now that William and Catherine have 3 kids. Now, go off and help Rachel make some runny “jam” to hawk; you’ve got a big legal bill to pay now. LOSER! HAHA
 
My fuckin sides are in orbit that Harry's court case has finally, but inevitably, turned out to be not in his favor. He should have dropped that shit and settled quietly ages ago, but then if he had a lick of sense I suppose he wouldn't have started it in the first place. Moghan is going to be on the warpath back in the McMansion, so he'd probably be well-advised to stay gone a few days.

And to think, all of this because neither of these two planks can understand the same thing we all do as rule #1 of kidnapping: The people you're being ransomed to need to actually want you back. The only realistic security risk to these two clowns is themselves, and Ravec can't really help with that.
 
Harry admits his family will never forgive him for his book and other things, but he still wants to reconcile. Also reveals his father won’t speak to him because of the security case, while omitting the fact that conversations could complicate the case massively as Harry is suing the king’s government.

Too bad, so sad. Get fucked, Hazza.

Meghan is going to be soooooooo pissed at him.
Nah, it’s known that she has wanted him to drop it for over a year now. It’s cost millions in his own legal fees and those he now has to cover for others as a consequence of losing repeatedly in court. Plus she has zero interest in ever going back to the UK.

She shouldn’t have married a moron if she didn’t want moron problems.
 
Harry sounded truly defeated in that interview. It’s astonishing that he thinks his family will just reconcile when he’s done so many egregiously hurtful things to so many of them. In 2021 his father was already begging him and William not to make his final years a misery. Then Harry went out of his way to do just that. He has zero self-awareness and will never admit that he should not have done those things. Fuck him and fuck his chippy wife.
 
You know, Meghan keeps showing herself doing basic Cali bitch things and you fall into the old habit of blaming her for everything… and then Harry opens his mouth every once in a blue moon and you realize he might actually be the bigger problem. I keep forgetting what an absolute piece of work he is. Meghan is a lolcow but Haz just fell onto the DSM V index on cluster B and said ”I’ll have them all, to go, super size, menu with coke and K”

I just don’t get people like this. It’s so incredibly transparent what they do but they just can’t stop lying on the off chance that they could pull just one person into their orbit.
 
I just don’t get people like this. It’s so incredibly transparent what they do but they just can’t stop lying on the off chance that they could pull just one person into their orbit.
That’s the issue with being rich and coddled, the kids grow up into retarded adults. Rich people need to let their kids suffer more or they turn out useless. Lilibet and Archie are totally fucked, the only skills they will have are soothing their narc mom and making sure not to be too loud when their dad is sleeping through the suicide Tuesdays in one of their 10 guest bedrooms.

Previous ardent Harry and Meghan supporters continue to roast them on /r/fauxmoi and /r/popculturechat. I had previously listed these two subs as being pro-Sussex but both have since turned in the wake of the Palestine charity thing. I think both can probably be firmly placed in the indifferent or even hater camp but I won’t be sure until the next story about how black Meghan is hits their radar.


 
Also reveals his father won’t speak to him because of the security case,
In a way he’s right but has it backwards. Papa won’t speak to him because of security, sure: His and the Royal family’s security. His son is not trustworthy. In fact, the RF had not officially released that the Charles’ cancer was incurable TMK, but Aitch did.

He and his narc wife cannot be trusted with any information, which causes a security problem.

A father typically has undying love, even for a wayward son, so I suspect when no harm can be done, Harold may receive one final good-bye call, where nothing is shared but an I love you, good-bye, enjoy California. (And which will promptly be shared with the media).

When Charles does die and William is king, it is over for Harold. He might as well get a job at an Açaí bowl shop, because he is never going to be part of the RF again and William is going to strip him of any titles or whatever he can, and fire anybody who speaks to him. Mr. Markle is going to have to do what all low IQ ugly gingers do, which is stay out of the sun and work a night shift.

A brother does not have as close a tie as a father, and because his wife, his hair, and his todger has all been publicly discussed negatively in that tell-all book, I do not think he’ll be the slightest bit sad cutting his brother off permanently.

Harold will have nothing to write in his next book as the promise of palace secrets is gone. Meg is no Matriarch and she has nothing to say and we don’t need to hear her proctor and gamble story again, so I can’t imagine those books doing well.

History is repeating-it’s like the abdication of Edward VIII again only Harry doesn’t realize that’s what he’s done.

Are borderlines and narcissistic personalities attracted to each other?

Meghan reverted back to 1971 recently and called her husband a “fox.” Old slang for hot. Which he is not although I suppose his coloring and beady eyes resembles the animal.
 
I can't decide if he's just mad he has to spend so much money on his own private security, or if he's mad that he's not being treated specially.
Basically the Royal and VIP Executive Committee (Ravec) are the committee who decides on security allocations through Protection Command. There's a lot of factors to it, but one element here would be that only authorised firearms officers can act as armed security in the UK - private security cannot carry guns (legally). Ravec are supposed to be an expert board and they consult with a Risk Management Board to understand threats to Royals, public office holders, former Prime Ministers etc.

What Harry's seething about is that the last risk assessment done on him showed him to be the highest risk Royal after the Queen, but then in 2020 the decision was made to disregard the Risk Management Board and use "alternative governance" to handle his security allocations, and that this is because members of the Royal Household sit on the board - and that Ravec are not constrained by law, so the granting or withholding of security towards members of the Royal Family relies completely on the Royal Prerogative. In other words he's amazed that the literal Monarch can decide to cancel his security even if there are credible threats against him, which is something I imagine most people instinctively assumed. He's also noting that the security given to him on a case-by-case basis relies on him actually being invited to the UK by the Royal Family, instead of if he just turns up when he wants to (although he's still given some security, just considerably less). So in other words, the Royal Family (and at the point this decision was made, the Queen and her advisors) threatened him with pulling his security to stop Megxit and when Harry called their bluff, they actually followed through and were fully able to do so legally.

Harry's specifically complaining that former Prime Ministers get security authorised by Ravec, but he doesn't, even though he "was born into this" while former PMs "chose to enter public office", which is some of that royal entitlement flaring up (and he's calling on the Prime Minister and the Home Secretary to do a review of it). Speaking of
As I learnt through the First Nations throughout Canada, because of the Invictus Games, their golden line was always 'truth and reconciliation'. And I turned around to them, and in many conversations they said 'reconciliation can't come without truth'. Well I've now found out the truth. I've shared some of it with you today. A lot of it exists out there whether people choose to ignore it or not. So it would be nice to have that reconciliation part now. If they don't want that, that's entirely up to them.
And now that this court battle is over, do you feel you will be able to approach your father and speak about some of those issues?
I mean if - No, I don't think he'd ever want to talk about it. He would just push it aside; the argument will continue to be "this is a government decision". It may well be a government decision, but how do they reach that decision? When the Ravec chair - the first place that they went to was the Palace to understand what it is the Royal household, the Royal family want for me. I have never ever been allowed or offered to make my own representations. Not in 2020 and not for the last five years. And the new Ravec chair continues to avoid answering some very specific questions that I have.
Incredibly jaw dropping he's comparing burning bridges with the royals and losing security to First Nations exposés on residential schools. Harry magnanimously reveals he's "forgiven" his family but seems to be completely ignorant on the optics of this situation, claiming he's been disappointed by his country that he "continues to serve" and whining about tabloid readers writing to their MPs to say they don't want to pay for Harry's security.
 
Meghan has also called him Harold, which prompted us to make fun of her for not knowing his name is Henry.

Lilibet and Archie are totally fucked, the only skills they will have are soothing their narc mom and making sure not to be too loud when their dad is sleeping through the suicide Tuesdays in one of their 10 guest bedrooms.
Thing is, had they been kept in UK and raised around the royals, they'd have been educated in many useful things the other royals can do. Like, if there was an apocalypse right now and I'm close to princess Anne, I'd be like "yes! I'm surviving!". Harry has skills he learned as a royal and during the army. In case of a disaster, he's gonna be ok while Meghan just screams "Harold! Harold!" and does nothing.

That's one thing he's also deprived his kids from being part of. The rest of royal or noble kids will be miles ahead of them.
 
William called him Harold, at least in Harry's book (while Harry called him Willy).
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Meghan has also called him Harold, which prompted us to make fun of her for not knowing his name is Henry.

I didn't know either of those. I can see Meghan being a dummy and doing it, but I'd find it odd if William actually did. I wonder if Harry just doesn't like being Henry and is trying to reinvent? Thanks for that knowledge tidbit though.
 
but I'd find it odd if William actually did

Do you have siblings? I call my sibling a stupid name that is kind of like hers. Actually come to think of it I call my husband a stupid name-joke nickname too (eg if his nickname were Jim I’d call him Jimothy instead of James when we’re screwing around with each other). William calling Harry ‘Harold’ either out of affection or to annoy him is both normal and hilarious. Us plebeians calling Harry Harold is also funny.
 
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