DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Niggernerd]

Especially when it is someone who knows there are people out to fuck with him, but he doesn't think to hide the order number on his stream, making it practically a cardinal sin for anyone NOT to cancel the order just to fuck with him.

Remember: "the internet likes me now!"
lmfao

 

[Puerile Burger]

Gay but man you have to be so fucking stupid to show an order number and last 4 of CC on a stream while bragging about getting two of a highly sought after item that is limit 1 almost everywhere.

This fat Polack refuses to stream outside of Burnell Studios just in case someone might use the model number of his washing machine to hurt his family. But the greasy, smug bitch couldn't help himself and tried to flex his massive W scoring two Switch 2's on stream. What a retarded faggot! Suffah Phil!!!

 

[Balr0g]

Yeah June will be big because he has a Switch 2 locked (I bet he already has one locked in despite what gouty tears he sheds) and just look at the games that will be ported to the Switch 2. I am fully expecting him to buy ANOTRHER copy of SF VI and then brag how good the Switch is for fighting games until he gets felted by Raw and friends

 

[Soylent Dora]

Doody dropped a new video with the person that cancelled Phil's Switches (Source: trust me bro). Supposedly they phoned Walmart Customer Support and got the first Switch cancelled with just the email, phone number, and order #. To get the second order cancelled, they called back with some bullshit story about the first cancellation because they didn't have the order #.
They also provided a leaked phone call for the second cancellation to prove it's legit (5:21 in the video; their side is cut from the audio). It's probably real because Doody admits to sitting in Discords with people that do gayops against Phil, and if so that's cringe and gay.

Can't stand that retard and gay ops are gay. But many things can be true:

Doody is retarded
Doody isn't just doing this for money, he's a dent just like Phil's actual fans. Who sits in Discord planning gay ops? Are we going to see a Tilly Law next?
You shouldn't do gay ops and fuck with people like this. You're a fucking loser if you do
Phil is stupid for showing is order number and almost deserves it for showing it because someone said they'd give 20 subs
Phil could ignore all of this and the detractors like Doody would eventually get bored
Doody is retarded

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Doody dropped a new video with the person that cancelled Phil's Switches (Source: trust me bro). Supposedly they phoned Walmart Customer Support and got the first Switch cancelled with just the email, phone number, and order #. To get the second order cancelled, they called back with some bullshit story about the first cancellation because they didn't have the order #.
They also provided a leaked phone call for the second cancellation to prove it's legit (5:21 in the video; their side is cut from the audio). It's probably real because Doody admits to sitting in Discords with people that do gayops against Phil, and if so that's cringe and gay.

Ok so was the Blandpolecat Walmart support chat real or fake because I'm just going to stop giving a shit now and focus on the important fact is that Phil baby raged over a childrens toy.

Walmart, Doody, and some girl with big boobs all giving unreliable narratives. Fuck it.

Edit: Why "come forward" now?
The guy coming forward to send doody the videos didn't want his voice recorded and having DOODY fill in the context of what was said?
Get the fuck out of here doody, you fuckin faggot.

 

[Delayed Breathing]

Just watched someone stream COD play better than Phil has ever played with their fucking mouth.

 

[Twrx]

Just watched someone stream COD play better than Phil has ever played with their fucking mouth.

I've seen that dude, if someone showed it to the pig roach, he'd find a way to say that the guy stole it from him.

 

[San Dimas High School]

Ok so was the Blandpolecat Walmart support chat real or fake because I'm just going to stop giving a shit now and focus on the important fact is that Phil baby raged over a childrens toy.

Walmart, Doody, and some girl with big boobs all giving unreliable narratives. Fuck it.

Edit: Why "come forward" now?
The guy coming forward to send doody the videos didn't want his voice recorded and having DOODY fill in the context of what was said?
Get the fuck out of here doody, you fuckin faggot.

Fake or real, I just appreciate that these faggots are airing their gayops with Doody rather than here. I hope that becomes a thing.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Yeah June will be big because he has a Switch 2 locked (I bet he already has one locked in despite what gouty tears he sheds) and just look at the games that will be ported to the Switch 2. I am fully expecting him to buy ANOTRHER copy of SF VI and then brag how good the Switch is for fighting games until he gets felted by Raw and friends

I can't see many good fighting game players bother with the Switch version. Phil definitely has to get it just for that. He can fully smurf his way to a top player this time.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Phil uses new phrases like an 8 year-old, trying to shoehorn them into sentences where they don't really fit. "LARPer" as the new catch-all for troll chat really only works if the messages are clear buddy trolling.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

If Linda is about to croak like he said, I can see Dave or Linda being desperate enough to pay for him. I mean, they literally begged him to visit CT.
Don't forget he was begging his ass off recently, so there's that too.

There is no way Phil would pay for his flight. Ever

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

You shouldn't do gay ops and fuck with people like this. You're a fucking loser if you do

nah. if someone fucks with phil and its funny then im all for it. if someone really did get his switches cancelled then thats pretty funny

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Doody is more annoying than Phil. He may not be more loathsome, but he is definitely more annoying.

 

[Prince Lotor]

nah. if someone fucks with phil and its funny then im all for it. if someone really did get his switches cancelled then thats pretty funny

Don't make the lolcow right.
It was funny when it appeared that is was Phil's own fuck-up for ordering 2, or some complete rando quickly canceling it because he showed the order number, and then Phil seemed to go off the deep end inventing wild conspiracy theories to explain it.
It actually being a coordinated Discord Gay-Op where several people actually conspired on how to fuck Phil over and went out of their way to get the second one canceled all so a spastic retard can make an effort-post on his YouTube channel ultimately to scrape money & attention from the people who follow said lolcow completely kills any humor there was and is extremely gay.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Phil definitely has to get it just for that. He can fully smurf his way to a top player this time.

That would be a new low for him.
Not even funny pathetic just sad pathetic...

Imagine having to smurf not once but 3 different time on a game to be on the top bracket of the worst version of said game.

What's making it sadder is he'll probably once again pay for the premium edition.

In sandwich shop terms it's like buying a sandwich shop in Uzbekistan to be the greatest sandwich shop of the country after you failed everywhere else.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Drunk so early in the day?

He's awake. Checks out.

 

[Digger10]

Doody is more annoying than Phil. He may not be more loathsome, but he is definitely more annoying.

A man who choses "Doody" as his internet handle just ain't gonna be worth a damn.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Don't make the lolcow right.
It was funny when it appeared that is was Phil's own fuck-up for ordering 2, or some complete rando quickly canceling it because he showed the order number, and then Phil seemed to go off the deep end inventing wild conspiracy theories to explain it.
It actually being a coordinated Discord Gay-Op where several people actually conspired on how to fuck Phil over and went out of their way to get the second one canceled all so a spastic retard can make an effort-post on his YouTube channel ultimately to scrape money & attention from the people who follow said lolcow completely kills any humor there was and is extremely gay.

phil getting fucked = funny.
the method isn't important, only the outcome

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The Switch saga isn't funny because there's no payoff. We all know he's going to have one on launch day. Who cares if he has one anyway? It may just take an extra generous contribution from one fool now.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

the payoff was the hour long rant the day after, and the inevitable hour long rant the day of.