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When will Jack drop dead?

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We’re gonna gount da bebberoni

We’re gonna measure da beeef dallow for bad ingrediens

Tammy gets mouthy with Jack at beetza lunch and threatens to give Tammy’s lunch to the dog.

Grust burnetd needs baba John’s gorlig dip

Stuff gruss very jeez gaiz
Little Caesar's pizza isn't like super amazing but it's the best value there is.

There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded
 
Little Caesar's pizza isn't like super amazing but it's the best value there is.

There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded
You would need to make a larger pizza or stack the pepperoni on top of each other.
 
There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded
You would need to make a larger pizza or stack the pepperoni on top of each other.
stack'em pepperonies tall and put egstra cheez on it #carnivore #gobbless #elonmusk

Pepperoni does not belong on pizza, Jack only solidifies my opinion on that.
 
stack'em pepperonies tall and put egstra cheez on it #carnivore #gobbless #elonmusk

Pepperoni does not belong on pizza, Jack only solidifies my opinion on that.
I like pepperoni occasionally, but all the grease it releases onto the cheese and pools up on itself is pretty gross. I prefer ham with peppers and onion these days, my stomach can't take all the grease anymore.
 
There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded
They should have done it anyway. Finish off that stroked out asshole moron once and for all. It would have a Red Sea of pepperoni grease on top of it and just looking at it would give you a stroke.
 
I like pepperoni occasionally, but all the grease it releases onto the cheese and pools up on itself is pretty gross. I prefer ham with peppers and onion these days, my stomach can't take all the grease anymore.
It's funny I've noticed as well the older I get the more I appreciate vegetables on my pizza, a decided swerve away from the all-meat monstrosities of my youth. Some people grow up, some people don't, I suppose.
 
It's funny I've noticed as well the older I get the more I appreciate vegetables on my pizza, a decided swerve away from the all-meat monstrosities of my youth. Some people grow up, some people don't, I suppose.
Right? A good margherita pizza is awesome too. Chicken and spinach is pretty good thin crust from dominoes surprisingly though I usually put some buffalo sauce on it too.
 
There's no way in hell that they could put 100 pepperoni slices on that pizza, unless they were smaller, just due to the size of it. Jack is fucking retarded

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Yeah, it's smaller, but you can see even curled up there's actually quite a lot on it. Of course you can also see in the image from Little Caesars that it has grease pooled up in the pepperonis. Personally I think it looks vile. Even ReviewBrah's looks like shit in his video, It was also $10 when they were still doing the $5 "Hot and Ready" normal pepperoni and cheese pizzas, so it was pricier for a Little Caesar's menu item even just a couple years ago.

And then there's this fucking monstrosity
 
I can’t imagine living with that guy who’s constantly bitching about what he doesn’t have and what he thinks the world owes him. So being him is even further beyond my imagination’s grasp. I don’t know how Tammy hasn’t smothered him with a pillow (you just know he sleeps with his mouth wide open).

If you’re proclaiming yourself religious and seem to lack even basic gratitude for your life — especially when you’ve gotten all the lucky breaks Jack has — I’m just going to think you’re rotten to the core. The fact that this liar calls himself a religious “influencer” makes me MATI.

this fucking monstrosity
I haven’t eaten at Donato’s since I was a kid in the 1990s, but I still remember their sweet pizza sauce they used that turned what would have been good pizza into last resort pizza. (That said I’ve never had Little Caesars.)
 
I haven’t eaten at Donato’s since I was a kid in the 1990s, but I still remember their sweet pizza sauce they used that turned what would have been good pizza into last resort pizza. (That said I’ve never had Little Caesars.)
I've never had Donatos but Little Caesar's is... food. It's a good deal for calories per dollar, it's absolutely crap for pizza. Their biggest thing they were known for, for years is "Hot and Ready" so you show up, pay $6(yes, in this economy) and you get a 14" pizza handed to you that's been sitting in a warming oven for god knows how long. Show up when they're busy, they'll be cycling through them quickly so it won't be sitting around for any length of time. The problem is that 7-Eleven pizza that they bake quickly in a convection oven behind the counter next to the cigarette display gives them a run for their money(this isn't saying much) and is also only like $6.
 
Even my (at the time) poor-ass parents would never go there. They said it was equivalent to “ketchup on crackers.” I’ll never know but I can nevertheless confidently say it’s too good for Jack.
Nah it's not that bad. It still qualifies as pizza, unlike a totinos party pizza which is just ketchup on a cracker.
 
Even my (at the time) poor-ass parents would never go there. They said it was equivalent to “ketchup on crackers.” I’ll never know but I can nevertheless confidently say it’s too good for Jack.
It's perfectly fine. It's not amazing, but for the price it's hard to beat.
 
It's perfectly fine. It's not amazing, but for the price it's hard to beat.
I ate quite a bit of it when I went to college the first time. It was fine for what it is, but I'm not going out of my way for it. If I was, I would hit up the local joints or drive nearly three hours out to an Italian place that my family frequented when I went back to college the second time.
 
Right? A good margherita pizza is awesome too. Chicken and spinach is pretty good thin crust from dominoes surprisingly though I usually put some buffalo sauce on it too.
The Margherita is the pinnacle of all pizzas. It's so easy to make but so simple that all the ingredients have to work for it to work. It's actually my test when trying out a new pizza place. If they can make a good Margherita pizza then they can make a good pizza.

I've never had Donatos but Little Caesar's is... food. It's a good deal for calories per dollar, it's absolutely crap for pizza. Their biggest thing they were known for, for years is "Hot and Ready" so you show up, pay $6(yes, in this economy) and you get a 14" pizza handed to you that's been sitting in a warming oven for god knows how long. Show up when they're busy, they'll be cycling through them quickly so it won't be sitting around for any length of time. The problem is that 7-Eleven pizza that they bake quickly in a convection oven behind the counter next to the cigarette display gives them a run for their money(this isn't saying much) and is also only like $6.
Little Caesar's is what you used to get when the bars closed. You stumble in, get a $5 hot and ready and stumble out. It's literally the only time that that pizza actually tasted good.
 
Little Caesar's is what you used to get when the bars closed. You stumble in, get a $5 hot and ready and stumble out. It's literally the only time that that pizza actually tasted good.
When drunk and in doubt, greasy food is always good. Not like you're gonna taste the rest of the ingredients in that state anyway, its all primal fats and sugars registering. Same reason Shawarma is divine after a few pints.
 
I've never had those cup style pepperoni pizzas, but in my mind they just come off as disgusting grease traps where oils and other shit pool inside in.

Given that these cupperoni take up less surface area on the pizza itself, these shit hole pizza joints can pile on more MEATZ per pie for all the fat fucks like Jack to gormlessly salivate over. They could even use smaller diameter pieces, with the compromise in quantity not apparent due to the cup geometry. Vertical scaling and all.

Fuck, they could go full Totinos and just use grade F circus meat pepperoni bits and claim they reached a few hundred pepperoni.

The 'Detroit-style' deep dish is way better at LC's, especially if you're drunk. The sauce isn't terrible, it's good enough to dip the cheesy slabs in.
Deep dish is just bread... with stuff on it.
 
I've never had those cup style pepperoni pizzas, but in my mind they just come off as disgusting grease traps where oils and other shit pool inside in.
I would say I liked them “before they were cool”, they crisp up really nicely and add a bit of crunch. That being said, I avoid the gimmick pizzas because yes they are grease traps for fat retards
 
If you're broke and you want pizza you go to Little Caesars, it's better than any frozen pizza at the same price range. Personally, I avoid all chain pizza places preferring only locally owned mom and pop places. Unless broke or you live in the middle of nowhere and have no choice never go to a chain.
 
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