Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

David starts touching himself to the thought of Gamergate, goes silent when it was Jim Sterling who had the wrongthink.

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David Simon Gallant does stalk women and men though.

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No one would want to taint their Switch with MS Paint shit from a man who can't wipe his ass.

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JONTRON

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Imagine caring so much about Ian Miles Cheong that you write a butthurt poem about him.

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Huh. Daveykins shit-talking Jontron. Why does that sound familiar?

Oh, right, because Zoe Quinn kept shit-talking him in the CON Leaks and Daveykins did so too:

Music, please:


CON Logs said:
[25/12/2014, 12:55:24 AM][25/12/2014, 1:00:20 AM] David Gallant: And sadly, they don't seem to reassess themselves when their heroes speak out agains them.
[25/12/2014, 1:00:35 AM] David Gallant: cough*JonTron*cough

More CON Logs said:
[26/12/2014, 3:42:32 PM] drinternetphd: also jontron was impossible to work with
[26/12/2014, 3:42:34 PM] Peter Coffin: YOU CAN NOT HAVE A GOOD REALITY SHOW FROM MAKER
[26/12/2014, 3:42:34 PM] Chris Kluwe: and no computers till day 5?
[26/12/2014, 3:42:42 PM] drinternetphd: he screamed at me on camera for like 5 minutes cause I asked if he needed help
[26/12/2014, 3:42:55 PM] Dina : wow
[26/12/2014, 3:42:57 PM] drinternetphd: and a lot of other shit I don't want to get into
[26/12/2014, 3:42:59 PM] Dina : what a piece of shit
[26/12/2014, 3:43:07 PM] Chris Kluwe: sounds like a douche
[26/12/2014, 3:43:09 PM] drinternetphd: but he made it impossible for me to do anything cause he'd just shout over me
[26/12/2014, 3:43:10 PM] Peter Coffin: yeah he seems like a doucher
[26/12/2014, 3:43:18 PM] Dina : I had to politely email him for work and I cringed the whole way
[26/12/2014, 3:43:26 PM] Dina : well, his reps at Normal Boots

Shit that never happened for 100 Alec said:
[26/12/2014, 3:43:51 PM] drinternetphd: and like be sucking their dicks over their games like a total brownoser
[26/12/2014, 3:44:06 PM] drinternetphd: during lunch I got an email from a fan that made me a little emotional
[26/12/2014, 3:44:14 PM] drinternetphd: it was this super sweet thing where they're like "your game saved my life" and stuff
[26/12/2014, 3:44:21 PM] Remy: AWWW ZOE YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MT DEW
[26/12/2014, 3:44:27 PM] drinternetphd: and I was talking with davey about it cause that just fucking gets me right in the heart
[26/12/2014, 3:44:27 PM] Remy: IT'S GAAAAAAAAMERR FUUUUUUEEEEELL
[26/12/2014, 3:44:39 PM] drinternetphd: and jontron just butts in and is like OH YEAH PEOPLE TELL ME THAT ALL THE TIME BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT
[26/12/2014, 3:44:43 PM] Chris Kluwe: wtf

And it's the daily double said:
[26/12/2014, 3:49:36 PM] Remy: Yeah I have no problem feeling like Hotwheels is a piece of shit
[26/12/2014, 3:49:42 PM] drinternetphd: so he sent me an email and it was just more BS accusations and thinly veiled threats
[26/12/2014, 3:49:45 PM] Remy: Or whatever his name is
[26/12/2014, 3:50:05 PM] Dina : ugh Zoe
[26/12/2014, 3:50:07 PM] drinternetphd: so I responded being like "Jon, thank you for reaching out, can we talk about this like two people in private trying to get on the same page"
[26/12/2014, 3:50:16 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: Freed Brennan
[26/12/2014, 3:50:17 PM] drinternetphd: and like, trying to set the tone as conversational and sincere
[26/12/2014, 3:50:19 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: Fred even
[26/12/2014, 3:50:29 PM] drinternetphd: and he sent back more fucking accusations including that idiotic "personal paypal" argument
[26/12/2014, 3:50:32 PM] drinternetphd: so I just stopped responding.
[26/12/2014, 3:50:35 PM] Dina : NO POOPIHEAD GIRL U HAS COOTIES
[26/12/2014, 3:50:36 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: I am very much in favor of using the real names of those who have them out there
[26/12/2014, 3:50:42 PM] Remy: He's not being rational
[26/12/2014, 3:50:46 PM] Peter Coffin: jontron comes off as 14 and ignorant
[26/12/2014, 3:50:47 PM] drinternetphd: no, he isn't.
[26/12/2014, 3:50:51 PM] drinternetphd: no this was totalbiscuit
[26/12/2014, 3:50:52 PM] drinternetphd: not jontron
[26/12/2014, 3:50:53 PM] Secret Gamer Girl: people are more likely to take things seriously when real names are in use
[26/12/2014, 3:51:01 PM] Peter Coffin: tb comes off as 14 and ignorant
[26/12/2014, 3:51:03 PM] Peter Coffin: hahahaha
[26/12/2014, 3:51:07 PM] Dina : waait they're both called Jon?
[26/12/2014, 3:51:10 PM] drinternetphd: yeah
[26/12/2014, 3:51:12 PM] Remy: I don't think he sees you as a person, Zoe
[26/12/2014, 3:51:15 PM] Dina : Why is every Jon I know an ASSHOLE

It Never Ends said:
[31/12/2014, 11:34:10 PM] Sarah, Butt-er of the Butts: charloppe's been really sad a lot of her favorite youtubers were pro gg creeps
[31/12/2014, 11:34:16 PM] Dina : yeah I heard that
[31/12/2014, 11:34:25 PM] Dina : also he kept getting them into trouble with the Quiet stuff
[31/12/2014, 11:34:28 PM] live:riotarms: I'm thinking of doing youtubes in 2015
[31/12/2014, 11:34:30 PM] Rob: That sucks, Sarah :C
[31/12/2014, 11:34:38 PM] Dina : Sarah, I used to love Jontron
[31/12/2014, 11:34:42 PM] Rob: I fucking hate youtube, but I need to do more videos soon.
[31/12/2014, 11:34:42 PM] Dina : DON'T JUDGE ME
[31/12/2014, 11:34:59 PM] live:riotarms: Trying to work out a list of "don'ts"
[31/12/2014, 11:35:05 PM] Dina : now until he gives me a reason I'm all about PBG
[31/12/2014, 11:35:21 PM] Remy: I actually always hated most of those YT "celebrities" just b/c I'm antisocial so watching them all line up to support GG just made me feel good for preemptively hating them
[31/12/2014, 11:35:25 PM] live:riotarms: Gamergate is helping with the don'ts
[31/12/2014, 11:35:28 PM] Athena Hollow: the closest I've gotten to "a fan of someone on youtube" is that I've seen like 5 green bros vids LOL
[31/12/2014, 11:35:36 PM] Rob: Knife, watch thunderf00t videos for another big list of 'dont's
[31/12/2014, 11:35:40 PM] Rob: or the amazing atheist.
[31/12/2014, 11:35:41 PM] Remy: Which isn't to say that I hate everyone on YT, just the ones that don't do anything entertaining or informative or interesting
[31/12/2014, 11:35:53 PM] live:riotarms: I liked Bro Team until they started trying to raise funds for Eron
[31/12/2014, 11:35:57 PM] Athena Hollow: like, before GG i had no fucking clue who any of these people were.
[31/12/2014, 11:36:02 PM] Sarah, Butt-er of the Butts: i'm more picky with what i like. stuff like errant signal i love. i wish there was more like that. extra credits, pbs idea channel, etc. and none of them seem like they'd ever be pro gg haha
[31/12/2014, 11:36:20 PM] Sarah, Butt-er of the Butts: bro team posted/rt'd some dox of zoe iirc

Since Daveykins always follows the exact same pattern and Quinn's a lying sack of shit, lemme break the above brain-turds for you and their subsequent aftermath. Zoe Quinn hates Jontron, because Jontron was the one who finally stopped putting up with her shit when she fucked up the Polaris Game Jam. Zoe wasn't revealed to be the BPD-afflicted cunt we'd go on to mock here yet, and at the time, a lot of people bought into her poor pitiful me routine. Then, in August of 2014, two days into what would blossom into GG, Jontron suggested to maybe let the discussions of the burgeoning Quinn scandal happen - perhaps knowing better than many that Quinn herself was a powder-keg waiting to happen.

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All he did was say this. The result? Daveykins and friends immediately leaping to white knight Quinn and attack Jontron in response:

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...Even back then, Gallant was a fucking cuck:
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He's deleted the worst of it, but make no mistake: Daveykins went full Autism Warfare Mode against Jontron, just like he did Max Temkin, TotalBiscuit, and Ian Miles Cheong. For years to follow, the only time David even spoke of him was to bemoan how awful Jontron was and how mean he was to poor Zoe, to the point where he sperged out about Jon's appearance in that Normalboots Dating Sim game:

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He's pretty much never stopped bitching about how awful Jontron was since.

TL;DR: Daveykins harrassed Jontron for daring to suggest GG may have had a point; cucks himself.
 
It's really funny to see David sperg out over someone like Mr. Jafari. Say what you want about Jon, he's managed to make a living doing something he loves. That's pretty admirable, and I gotta give him credit for doing so.

Now, if David wasn't such a lazy fuck, he could use Jafari as motivation to make a more concentrated effort towards making games, or even videos about games. Having a "if he can do it, so can I" attitude would go a long way to helping his self-esteem/life in general.

Not that I expect Daveykins to do any of this, but hey, a person can dream.
 
It's really funny to see David sperg out over someone like Mr. Jafari. Say what you want about Jon, he's managed to make a living doing something he loves. That's pretty admirable, and I gotta give him credit for doing so.

Now, if David wasn't such a lazy fuck, he could use Jafari as motivation to make a more concentrated effort towards making games, or even videos about games. Having a "if he can do it, so can I" attitude would go a long way to helping his self-esteem/life in general.

Not that I expect Daveykins to do any of this, but hey, a person can dream.

If only we had a Super Optimistic rating.
 
I have never had a cat that needed to piss all over the place. I'm thinking either his cat has a bladder infection he doesn't have the money to get it fixed and will sadly die in pain. Or he never changes the litter box. I'm thinking he's too much of a lazy bitch to change the litter box.

So cucked by his cat?
 
That woman is actually a dragon from Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon by the name of Tohru. David would know that if he wasn't such a basic fuck.

Then again, I doubt he would know that the series is basically a Yuri series with some...oddness about it. That is, it sort of reminds me of FLCL with the randomness, but a funny series nevertheless.
 
In 2014 Sriduangkaew was revealed to have been the controversial blogger and book reviewer "Requires Hate" (also known as "Requires Only That You Hate", as well as "Winterfox"). Using these Internet identities, she published violently intimidating and harsh critiques, which included death and rape threats, of many writers she believed to have paid insufficient attention to racism, sexism, heteronormativity, or colonialism in their fiction. Many of her targets were themselves young, female, transgender, and/or persons of color.
 
In 2014 Sriduangkaew was revealed to have been the controversial blogger and book reviewer "Requires Hate" (also known as "Requires Only That You Hate", as well as "Winterfox"). Using these Internet identities, she published violently intimidating and harsh critiques, which included death and rape threats, of many writers she believed to have paid insufficient attention to racism, sexism, heteronormativity, or colonialism in their fiction. Many of her targets were themselves young, female, transgender, and/or persons of color.


I remember them, whatever happened to that person?
 
In 2014 Sriduangkaew was revealed to have been the controversial blogger and book reviewer "Requires Hate" (also known as "Requires Only That You Hate", as well as "Winterfox"). Using these Internet identities, she published violently intimidating and harsh critiques, which included death and rape threats, of many writers she believed to have paid insufficient attention to racism, sexism, heteronormativity, or colonialism in their fiction. Many of her targets were themselves young, female, transgender, and/or persons of color.

She's also a fucking murderer.
 
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