DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Benchod]

The Switch saga isn't funny because there's no payoff. We all know he's going to have one on launch day. Who cares if he has one anyway? It may just take an extra generous contribution from one fool now.

Yeah I'll never agree with touching the you know what (I can't believe there's a filter for that phrase.) The only reason people have to scrape the bottom of the barrel so hard now is because all of the touching they did beforehand.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Two things:

Doody is a more annoying faggot than Phil is.

I feel bad someone found out Doody had this info, because this means they watch Doody content. Which is more insufferable than Phil’s. At least Phil’s crashouts are funny.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I blame PPP for DSP's new "business structure"

But it doesn't even come off in the same way. PeoplesPopulistPress (as I call him) doing the "ironic aggressive beg" comes across almost affable if not a semi-satirical version of what he perceives an e-begger to be like. But when Darky Penis Slurper (As I call Phil) does the same he comes across as rude, ungrateful, and just mean. I fully believe he's simply not built for the "lean in" style of begging.
He's got a nasally voice, a punchable face, and is begging for $150/a stream/$2100 a week/$8500 on top of what youtube, patreon, and Kick give him, not to mention unreported tips. He will burp, cough, and snort right in your ear. He'll mock everyone who gives him money and will actively ignore people who don't. Even if you give him a giant amount he will forget your name as soon as the next whale comes in. And if the whale doesn't tip he will outright contact the whale to see "if he's doing alright." I could go on. But you get it.
He's just a nasty man and I don't want to believe people can't change but... he did beg even as a child. So I can only assume he was born bad.

Also to Soylent Dora we've seen what happens when he doesn't beg. He will sit in silence barely interacting with chat and yapping/mumbling to himself. To the point where everyone notices. oh I forgot. His rabbit died or some shit. So he was too sad to beg. God knows what he'll do if his mum-wife or wife-mum is actually dying

 

[Pattern Noticer]

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[neger psykolog]

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HARDCORE GAMING SEASON HYPE
NO NUDNIGS

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

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Drunk so early in the day?

Leave it to Phil to have the most retarded take possible, especially for someone with a finance degree.
Yes Phil, publishers don't want to compete with fucking GTA6 because they're cowards, it has nothing to do with GTA6 being the biggest title of the generation and most likely the decade since it's been 12 years since the last GTA and naturally everyone and their mothers will be getting it. It surely isn't about not wanting to invest hundreds of millions of dollars only to get completely overshadowed by the equivalent of Avengers: Endgame in videogames, no, mr. "Please don't beat me Jaha I will put my hands behind so you can have your way, definitely not a coward's tactic so I can cry later that you beat someone who didn't fight back, it's not like fighting back would give a different result anyway" thinks this is about being a coward.

Doody dropped a new video with the person that cancelled Phil's Switches (Source: trust me bro). Supposedly they phoned Walmart Customer Support and got the first Switch cancelled with just the email, phone number, and order #. To get the second order cancelled, they called back with some bullshit story about the first cancellation because they didn't have the order #.
They also provided a leaked phone call for the second cancellation to prove it's legit (5:21 in the video; their side is cut from the audio). It's probably real because Doody admits to sitting in Discords with people that do gayops against Phil, and if so that's cringe and gay.

Doody is so desperate for attention he's retarded enough to validate Phil's victim complex.
There was no need to make this video, or gloat about how you have this "inside" information. Sure, the guy who did this gayop was eventually going to come forward expecting his ass pats, but Doody giving him a platform is beyond retardation. You'd think this faggot would know better since he's the de-facto leader of detractors, but no, he insists on supporting the idea that Phil's detractors are actually mentally retarded and autistic.

 

[myone]

You'd think this faggot would know better since he's the de-facto leader of detractors, but no, he insists on supporting the idea that Phil's detractors are actually mentally retarded and autistic.

Doody is, and always has been, a dent-tier-moron. That is all.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

You'd think this faggot would know better

I wouldn’t think that. Doody hasn’t displayed good judgment on the Internet that I’ve seen. He makes shit up, gay ops, kisses ass, churns out slop videos, exaggerates his relevance, etc. etc. I would laugh if Keem nuked his monetization again. He deserves it.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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anybody with half a brain could tell GTA6 was going to get delayed again. also, phil is an idiot when it comes to video games. companies aren't waiting for GTA6 to be released. even after the first month, people will still be playing it and talking about it, so I'm sure they want to release their games now before everyone gets into gta. I have no clue why he think all studios are waiting for gta to be release, so that they can publish their games. also, why does he cares about what games will be coming out when he hates every single game he plays. he doesn't care about games and his fake interest in it is so transparent.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Phil is going to pull a sicky today and tomorrow.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

also, why does he cares about what games will be coming out when he hates every single game he plays. he doesn't care about games and his fake interest in it is so transparent.

To quote an old JoshPoem tweet - new releases are just excuses for him to avoid having to fill a job application.

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

why does he cares about what games will be coming out when he hates every single game he plays. he doesn't care about games and his fake interest in it is so transparent.

Phil recently expressed the extremely optimistic belief that a major game release like GTA6 would bring back a lot of viewers who stopped watching for one reason or another.

 

[PieceofShet]

I wasnt really excited for the next marathon, but ngl now that it is in the top3 nominees, I kinda wanna see him play CS2 now. I know its not gonna happen even tho its free and he was bragging about being good with mouse and keyboard in CoD.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

phil getting fucked = funny.
the method isn't important, only the outcome

The problem is that revealing it was actually gay-ops unfucks Phil, because before that people rightfully dunked on him when he went to cry on Twitter about it. He was expecting sympathy or someone big to pick up the story, instead he got "yeah this is your fault you fucking retard" and then his second Switch getting cancelled because he broke the 1 unit policy meant that it was legit his fault for being such a greedy cocksucker.

Now we'll get to see a 30 minute victim segment after Phil totally didn't watch that video, and in this case he'd be right to say Doody is a fucking retard for posting this online. We already had the baby rant, trying to be a victim and then everyone making fun of him, the outcome was there. Even if it was gayops, what did confessing add to it? These people really aren't in it for anything beyond attention. Like they legit can't take not being the protagonists for a day.

anybody with half a brain could tell GTA6 was going to get delayed again.

They delayed GTA4, GTA5 and RDR2 (don't remember if they delayed RDR1), on top of that they went an entire year without a single announcement, not even some promotional art or whatever, literally nothing in 2024. Anyone being surprised because GTA6 got delayed is just dumb, especially any gamer/streamer because Rockstar has done this shit several times. In fact, and as autistic as it sounds, I knew the game was going to be pushed when there wasn't a GTA 6 ad in the Superb Owl. This game will have massive advertising.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Hot Take: Phil deserved to get fucked with because he was a dumbass who streamed his order number.
This man monetized a fucking purchase. He's literally uncapable of doing anything without monetizing it.
If he could do it without getting a channel strike, he would monetize himself taking a shit. (Hell, he already monetized himself taking a shower so...)

I would say "Now that he's been trolled because of his stupidity, he will learn to not do this stuff on stream next time!" but let's be real here...

 

[Balr0g]

I wasnt really excited for the next marathon, but ngl now that it is in the top3 nominees, I kinda wanna see him play CS2 now. I know its not gonna happen even tho its free and he was bragging about being good with mouse and keyboard in CoD.

Well, as a reminder how "good" he was in CS

 

[JohnRedcorn]

That would be a new low for him.
Not even funny pathetic just sad pathetic...

Imagine having to smurf not once but 3 different time on a game to be on the top bracket of the worst version of said game.

What's making it sadder is he'll probably once again pay for the premium edition.

In sandwich shop terms it's like buying a sandwich shop in Uzbekistan to be the greatest sandwich shop of the country after you failed everywhere else.

Not only would he buy the premium edition but you know damn well he would refuse to play unless he also gets a new arcade stick just for the switch 2.

Even though he has a $500 “Rolls Royce” of arcade sticks and could easily get an adapter for like $50 he would still claim he can’t play unless he’s gets a stick specifically for the switch 2.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil was really busy on his "day off".

 

[RougeRed]

phil getting fucked = funny.
the method isn't important, only the outcome

I agree with you in general but there are some caveats.

Don't plan it here, don't talk about it here, don't come here to brag about it. If you're trolling or screwing with someone because you think it's fun or funny, that's fine, but doing it for (fuck, i hate this term) "clout" then you are a retard orders of magnitude larger than the lolcow you are fucking with.

Don't involve other people. Phil's parents could argueably be somewhat responsible for what a retard he is, but that isn't a reason to try to fuck with them. Phil's neighbors didn't choose to live next to his combination horse-pig-stable. Trying to screw with anyone besides the lolcow themselves is profoundly retarded and unjustifiable.

I'm sure there's more but I'm too tired to outline them. Bottom line, yeah, people finding clever/funny/interesting ways to screw with a lolcow can be entertaining, but 99.9% of the attempts are not.

A good example of this is the "troll tipping". In an overwhelming majority of the cases where people try to, they fail, get mogged by Phil, get ignored. In the end all they've done is given him a dollar or two and made themselves look like a retard. On an exceptionally rare occasion someone can get him to go into an hour-long rant about something, get him to have a meltdown, elicit some new piece of lore, or get some other kind of interesting or funny reaction that I would say is worth the dollar or two. The issue with it is that everyone thinks they are that guy, and they are not. It's just easier to say that no one should ever try, and that it's never funny because in almost every case you'd be right.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil was really busy on his "day off".
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I’ll be really sad when kick chat gets nuked. Some of those names are pure gold.