Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[internet friend]

Remember guys, the point of lolcows is 100% serious objective analysis, no having fun allowed.

BMJ graciously invites Turkey Tom to ask him for money if he needs some.
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Spoiler: more clips from early in the Turkey Tom react

Boss just wants to have fun.
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Turkey is cringe.
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Boss corrects some of Turkey's lies.
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BMJ lives his dream life every day.
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Back home and effortlessly swishing rats. We love our Bossman

 

[drachenbarde]

Boss just said he weights 225lbs (102kg)

 

[SandyCat]

Boss just said he weights 225lbs (102kg)

Chunky boi. Won't be long until the thread is moved to the death fat board

 

[Salt Upon Wounds]

i dont watching his shit enough to care. but i can bet he probably lost it before I can post. What does he ever do for himself? he lives at home.

mr Null: i believe i have found a glitch in the system whereby some users' triangles are not displaying properly.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

does anyone have the original “oooh mrs <name>, DTPN” video? I believe he was replying to some livestream message.

First lovely lady to get DTPN'd (in the Kiwi Farms era anyway) was ex-janny Bill Smith's mom. Basically Mrs. Smith's useless son wouldn't launder money for Austin while at work then got recorded being a total rat. This made Austin feel some type of way and Mrs. Smith became his favorite for months.

VOD where it went down https://bossmanjack.net/BossmanJack...9355126-road-to-7k-followers-new-discord].mp4

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

our boy is up 31K


balance is going up and down like crazy and hes chasing the dragon hard, get in here!

edit:
circling the drain
he is saying that he is aware there is going to be another "40k to zero" YouTube video
"DEWD! THESE DUDES RIGGED MY SHIT! THEY CUT IT OFF DEWD! i can never catch a break, i had 40k DUDE!

its over

 

[Punished Neco]

Tune into BossmanJack's stream, first thing I hear is "I can't believe I just lost $40,000"

Edit: He can't make his mind up if he lost it or not


Edit2: He's back and the song playing's lyrics are "I can't believe I just gave it all away, it was mine"

 

[N I G M O D E]

We are SO fucking back.

From 1k > into 30k > into the carvana tab open, to the audi search, into immeidate thought of "but I would be fucking set at 50k" > back into the mines > into 43k > into $0.

From on top of the world, brand new audi secured bossman gonna pull all the bitches fly as fuck in his luxury car, to fucking felted.

How can you recover when you feel like that. It's impossible. IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE... sober....

Hello rockness my old friend. I've come to smoke you again.

 

[break these cuffs]

Of all the nights my sleep finally begins to normalize. This is so wrong. The first day in weeks when waking up 3am would have had a silver lining, my body flips the switch. How can it do that?

 

[I Hate Sheeps]

Of all the nights my sleep finally begins to normalize. This is so wrong. The first day in weeks when waking up 3am would have had a silver lining, my body flips the switch. How can it do that?

I welcome you back to the fucked up sleep schedule club. Nice to have you back.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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A tale as old as time...

Sunrise, sunset.
He's gonna wake up in 18 hours, he's gonna have a nice breakfast, he's gonna pray for some good gambling, and he's gonna do it all again.

 

[break these cuffs]

I welcome you back to the fucked up sleep schedule club. Nice to have you back.

It's not a degen sleep schedule. At least then I'd be getting more than 4 hours a night during these episodes. I go to bed at the same time every night not only because obligations force me to, but I'm not going to live like I'm 20-30 years younger than I am.

 

[oldTireWater]

Boss seems to be what some would call an "easy gainer".

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

its just about him retard. thats my comment. I have watched him. ooh sorry im not balls deep right now with him like you. and the however many other people dislike this comment.

watching a literal fucking retard, belogns in the downstairs class, lose money, win money and cant just look at what he's got and stop. what the fuck is he waiting for? He could lose bill gates fortune in 5 hours and not stop.


I just made my comment on him retard. what am i supposed to do here? watch every fucking second for you to not dislike my comment? I dont care. its just like watching jeets rant and rave and not care and demand all the time on Kitboga show. it just reminded me of that. you guys really here are cockgobblers arent ya


i dont watching his shit enough to care. but i can bet he probably lost it before I can post. What does he ever do for himself? he lives at home.

Is this just really low tier trolling efforts? Do you actually not understand why people are giving you shit for deliberately entering a thread about something you dislike just to whine? Or why continuing to harp about how you don't watch Bossmans streams you just post incessantly in his thread makes you the biggest retard here (including thread subject)?

 

[kkreemstar]

Is this just really low tier trolling efforts? Do you actually not understand why people are giving you shit for deliberately entering a thread about something you dislike just to whine? Or why continuing to harp about how you don't watch Bossmans streams you just post incessantly in his thread makes you the biggest retard here (including thread subject)?

Can't you accept my fucking opinion? FUCK OFF get off line if you don't like it. YEa i think his shit SUCKS. as i said its equivalent to watching pajeets demanding shit from other people as they try to rip you off. HOly fuck the crossing of those 2 differnt things. its like its exactly the same. I just cant stand it myself, to watch much of either. Tough shit buddy, lost tens of thousands of dollars over and over. Its like you set your goals up on the idea of scheming some shit. Hey become a burglar at least its gauranteed except you only have death to worry about.

So anyway, i made one comment and replied to 1 or 2 replies about the same thing thats it. Your wanting to take up for these people.. No i dont get why you are so angry if you don't go along with them for. Who cares? why are you defending a hugbox then? There my damn opinion on this dweeby looking guy who sounds like a literal 12 year old drop out from the 6th grade, whining cause hes not a multimillionaire on the daily holy shit. Either quit it or do something badass. I hate hearing about gamblers. Have your topic i wasnt going to come back but since you asked.

 

[Punished Neco]

Comes into a thread of a lolcow where the thread regulars actually enjoy watching the lolcows content and gets surprised when he gets jumped on and neg rated for dismissing the entire premise of watching said streams.

Bossman streams are a cycle: Gamba>Win Big> Retarded bet sizes>Lose it all> Moan> Repeat.
The best thing about BMJ is anyone can join in at any time and it not effect the user experience much, you don't need to read 10 pages of backstory.
Hows watching this any different than for example people playing games where each match/game is a fresh start?

 

[Shartin' Luther]

Boss just said he weights 225lbs (102kg)

Bossmansnack.

 

[lol cow supreme]

We are so fucking back! austingambles twitchbossmanjack is out of rehab not even 24 hours, runs up $40 thou's and bought a fucking AUDI!! Civic bros crying right now!

 

[draggs]

bossman stacking and unstacking bandarooskis like he never left. that's our boy

 

[Hard R]

FUCK OFF get off line if you don't like it