Australian Federal Election 2025

The Trump Curse strikes again.
The thing that makes this different from Canada is that the Coalition was already very weak in Aus before Trump went full retard, so it was just another one of the "death of 1000 cuts" they dealt with. I think the Coalition Work from Home war alone did them more damage then Trump.
Unfortunately, it looks likely the Liberals will double down on targeting the far right in Queensland, instead of NSW and Victoria where they desperately need seats. Even with Dutton gone I don't think much will change.
 
Imagine sucking so much ass that the country would still rather get raped to death by Indians immediately than deal with you again (and get raped to death by Indians more slowly).
I can't post screenshots right now for some reason but there's a funny report from ABC full coping that it's "too early to call" on the Dickson (Dutton's seat), followed by multiple reports that Dutton has, in fact, lost his own seat. Apparently he is the first opposition leader to ever have that happen.

HAHAHA this is great. I especially love the cope about third parties getting seats. Australians love to be smug about how they get third parties and Americans only have two in government. It doesnโ€™t fucking matter you morons! All that matters in a Parliament is who is in power. Labour and Liberal are the same party at this point, and because of the retarded preferential voting system, one of those two will always win :story:
More 3rd parties at the Senate = less chance that boomer retards stuck in their own ways forever can pass the same retarded laws uncontested. As you say, they're the same party at this point and they have unanimously agreed on passing some of the most retarded laws. If you get more new blood in, maybe it's going to be a few more "Nos" on the next "we're raping your rights away" bill
 
Imagine sucking so much ass that the country would still rather get raped to death by Indians immediately than deal with you again (and get raped to death by Indians more slowly).
I can't post screenshots right now for some reason but there's a funny report from ABC full coping that it's "too early to call" on the Dickson (Dutton's seat), followed by multiple reports that Dutton has, in fact, lost his own seat. Apparently he is the first opposition leader to ever have that happen.


More 3rd parties at the Senate = less chance that boomer retards stuck in their own ways forever can pass the same retarded laws uncontested. As you say, they're the same party at this point and they have unanimously agreed on passing some of the most retarded laws. If you get more new blood in, maybe it's going to be a few more "Nos" on the next "we're raping your rights away" bill
I find it hilarious when the boomers complain about gun laws and I get to remind them that the reason that can't have a 8 round magazine on the lever action shot gun is because of their lord and saviour John Howard.

And it's possibly the only good thing he's done. I don't like how strict the laws are that he put in place but he stopped what could have been horrible mass shootings in Australia from ever happening again.
 
Sky News commenters are not taking this well:

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At least the Greens lost Griffith and Brisbane. Useless pricks.

Had to turn off 9news, it felt like watching a funeral, no one can quite believe that Aly Langdons dog got shot. At least 7news had verbal sparring between their Labor and Lib guests.
 
HAHAHA this is great. I especially love the cope about third parties getting seats. Australians love to be smug about how they get third parties and Americans only have two in government. It doesnโ€™t fucking matter you morons! All that matters in a Parliament is who is in power. Labour and Liberal are the same party at this point, and because of the retarded preferential voting system, one of those two will always win :story:
As long as the Greens donโ€™t have any influence on policy I am happy. A minority Labor government would have been terrible if they made up the numbers.
 
At least the Greens lost Griffith and Brisbane. Useless pricks.

Had to turn off 9news, it felt like watching a funeral, no one can quite believe that Aly Langdons dog got shot. At least 7news had verbal sparring between their Labor and Lib guests.
I think channel 10 has the betoota advocate on as commentators
 
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Sky News commenters are not taking this well:
Thanks, this is great entertainment.

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If anyone wants to go see the lowest denominotar of Australian right wing online retardation,
https://www.youtube.com/@SkyNewsAustralia -> go to the actual videos not the livestream. Read the comments from gloating lefties and cooked righties.
 
I wish I could not vote in this shit like Americans, as no matter who wins, Australia is fucked. I hate all politicians in this election and wish I didn't have to go out of my way to vote or else be fined. Only thing I can do is vote for a cunt I dislike, make things worse, or will do fuck all.
 
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