Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[SargonF00t]

but he just doesn't get Cobes or Chantal at all.

Tell him the story about how Chantal went to meet a couple for a threesome, got turned down after arriving and them seeing just how fat she was, then went to use their toilet and had explosive diarrhoea that went all over the bathroom, leaving Chantal trying to mop it up with her g-string.

 

[Niall Meanwhile]

If someone forced me to listen to any length of R*kieta (except maybe for when he mimicked Rusty's voice with that weird lips-thing) while on the road, I reckon I'd just get off and hitchhike, with or without you pulling over.

I am not too sure about the particulars of thai prostitutes, but I would figure he'd mange to fuck that up hilariously, or end up robbed.

The golden rule of Thai prostitutes goes "anyone above a 7 is a ladyboy". Seeing as how Russhole only goes for the 9s and 10s to be fair with his wallet and penis, you can see where this ends.
Or, alternatively, he would fall victim to the classic scam where the Thai hooker calls you a couple months after, claiming you impregnated her and trying to blackmail you. Sharper Western minds (and cocks) have fallen for that one.

 

[CheesyBoy]

The golden rule of Thai prostitutes goes "anyone above a 7 is a ladyboy".

Or, alternatively, he would fall victim to the classic scam where the Thai hooker calls you a couple months after, claiming you impregnated her and trying to blackmail you.

Is Russ smart enough to know the difference between real puss and a rot pocket?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Is Russ smart enough to know the difference between real puss and a rot pocket?

Ladyboys usually stop at implants and facial feminization surgery. The whole appeal to them is that they still have their cock and balls.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You people are suspiciously familiar with Thai ladyboys.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I think part of the problem is that there's no way to tell these stories quickly. If you attempt a two minute summary, they might sound like a jackass, but you can't convey the rich tapestry of their weirdness -- which is what makes them interesting, But if you start to fill in the detail, not only do the lolcows sound weird, but YOU start sounding weird for investing so much time and energy into following their exploits.

Best to keep it to yourself.

It's precisely this. When we've met, I was already 5 years deep into Russ's antics, I have no idea where I'd even begin. Taylor Swift Era? Arianna Grande era? It should be illegal for women to say no to him era? Go to the start, hit list era? And I'd of course have to mention the whole Erica thing and threatening suicide on her lawn, which is just dark. Just imagining myself talking about all of this to another person makes me sound like a lunatic. I once mentioned I followed couple of US cases brought up by nutjobs because they're funny and I'll leave it that.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It's precisely this. When we've met, I was already 5 years deep into Russ's antics, I have no idea where I'd even begin. Taylor Swift Era? Arianna Grande era? It should be illegal for women to say no to him era? Go to the start, hit list era? And I'd of course have to mention the whole Erica thing and threatening suicide on her lawn, which is just dark. Just imagining myself talking about all of this to another person makes me sound like a lunatic. I once mentioned I followed couple of US cases brought up by nutjobs because they're funny and I'll leave it that.

That's just a list of really romantic things a studly stud should do to secure the woman of his dreams.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I think part of the problem is that there's no way to tell these stories quickly.

I just start with "He sued Taylor Swift because he wrote her a love song and her agent didn't pass it on, and lost of course. So he wrote a book about it where he writes like he's the victim, while also going on tangents about how he was arrested for threatening to shoot up his highschool as a "senior prank" and suing hookers, and suing Ariana Grande because she didn't smile in a picture with him. Then he didn't get on America's Got Talent so he sued them."

 

[The Un-Clit]

I just start with "He sued Taylor Swift because he wrote her a love song and her agent didn't pass it on, and lost of course. So he wrote a book about it where he writes like he's the victim, while also going on tangents about how he was arrested for threatening to shoot up his highschool as a "senior prank" and suing hookers, and suing Ariana Grande because she didn't smile in a picture with him. Then he didn't get on America's Got Talent so he sued them."

Exactly. Who says you need to go into deep detail about Erica and such? A surface summary of the main points will likely be enough for her. If she's actually interested after this, then go into detail, or otherwise drop it, nuff said.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

You can always point out that he's an individual that was never really denied anything until the end of high school and onwards. Most of his antics revolve around being denied something he wants, and instead of going to a teacher or his parents, he goes to whatever "biased" judge is at the bench.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I just start with "He sued Taylor Swift because he wrote her a love song and her agent didn't pass it on, and lost of course. So he wrote a book about it where he writes like he's the victim, while also going on tangents about how he was arrested for threatening to shoot up his highschool as a "senior prank" and suing hookers, and suing Ariana Grande because she didn't smile in a picture with him. Then he didn't get on America's Got Talent so he sued them."

That's actually an excellent summary.

 

[Pee Cola]

I think part of the problem is that there's no way to tell these stories quickly.

Start by saying Russhole is famous for suing Taylor Swift, and then direct them to @Fatal Walter's excellent series of Greer videos on YT. It helps that his videos are easy to follow and he has a good speaking voice.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Start by saying Russhole is famous for suing Taylor Swift, and then direct them to @Fatal Walter's excellent series of Greer videos on YT. It helps that his videos are easy to follow and he has a good speaking voice.

This video is a bit longish, but if you have a few hours to kill it'll help understand the madness that is Russell Greer:

And there's a sequel!

I eagerly await part 3!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

She's an ex-lawyer (now retired)

If she did trial work, just read some of his motions.

The most recent "I have a BUSINESS MEETING for BUSINESS in the NEVADA DESERT right at CONFERENCE TIME, oddly" is a winner.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It's precisely this. When we've met, I was already 5 years deep into Russ's antics, I have no idea where I'd even begin. Taylor Swift Era? Arianna Grande era? It should be illegal for women to say no to him era? Go to the start, hit list era? And I'd of course have to mention the whole Erica thing and threatening suicide on her lawn, which is just dark. Just imagining myself talking about all of this to another person makes me sound like a lunatic. I once mentioned I followed couple of US cases brought up by nutjobs because they're funny and I'll leave it that.

You just need a couple of terrible photos (works better on trannies than Russ tbf), and one of his greatest hits, tailored to the company. If it’s a female, mention the saying women shouldn’t be allowed to say no to the disabled and it wouldn’t be rape (she could close her eyes).

My other half has zero interest in lolcows, but after seeing a couple of photos of ADF, my daughter properly fell down the rabbit hole and laughed herself stupid over his shenanigans. This was before he went quiet, mind. It’s so wholesome when you can pass on the lolcow lore to another

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

You just need a couple of terrible photos (works better on trannies than Russ tbf), and one of his greatest hits, tailored to the company. If it’s a female, mention the saying women shouldn’t be allowed to say no to the disabled and it wouldn’t be rape (she could close her eyes).

My other half has zero interest in lolcows, but after seeing a couple of photos of ADF, my daughter properly fell down the rabbit hole and laughed herself stupid over his shenanigans. This was before he went quiet, mind. It’s so wholesome when you can pass on the lolcow lore to another

When I am finally completely lost to dementia, I will tell my grandchildren about Russell.

 

[The Un-Clit]

My other half has zero interest in lolcows, but after seeing a couple of photos of ADF, my daughter properly fell down the rabbit hole and laughed herself stupid over his shenanigans. This was before he went quiet, mind. It’s so wholesome when you can pass on the lolcow lore to another

It's so true. When I visit my mother in her care home, I give her a capsule summary and the high points of a different lolcow each time. Yesterday it was Jonny Yaniv's turn, and from the 'wax my balls' saga to the 80 year old whipping the shit out of him in Miriam's complex she couldn't stop laughing, but she TOTALLY lost it with the 'Jewish man pretends to be Metis woman' and how his chosen native name doesn't mean 'Serenity' in Cree, it means 'black face'.

I love making her day with crazy lolcow tales and if she was 20 years younger and not a technophobe, she'd be on here shitposting with us.

 

[Swole McPole]

If she did trial work, just read some of his motions.

She started in personal injury but spent the bulk of her career in family law. I think it's quite possible that she doesn't find someone like Greer as interesting as I do because she's developed a real aversion to entitled litigious people.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

She started in personal injury but spent the bulk of her career in family law. I think it's quite possible that she doesn't find someone like Greer as interesting as I do because she's developed a real aversion to entitled litigious people.

Well then you need to read the judicial takedowns where the judge just opens up on the retard. That's always a nice palette cleanser.

 

[Bassomatic]

Mrs Basso doesn't care much, but when we are alone there's times I slip a few kiwi slang in. Like yesterday we had a Kentucky Derby party. I brought mrs her julip and said it's a "dank drink combo a Cobra's mint"

She tolerates it, but like I said I don't really do shows or stuff.. this stuff is 5000% (at least) funnier than the office reruns of what ever she watches.

If you were trying to get someone into Rusty, with one sentence, I'd say a deranged man who's on a crusade to make hookers legal, he literally views it as the world's most important problem" If someone told me that the first words out of my mouth would be TELL ME MORE!