DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

if one is feeling generous, they could say he got a Connecti-cut.

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[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

if one is feeling generous, they could say he got a Connecti-cut.

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Holy shit, Curls & Twirls just got outdone.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I would fucking kill my barber, then myself, if I looked like this. Holy shit what a horrific haircut.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Phil says he had to buy a new pair of sneakers because his have worn out, and he bought them 7 years ago when Khet moved in. First off, I find it hard to believe his shoes have worn out, even after 7 years. The fucker only leaves the house once a week (until very recently).

Also he should fire his barber for giving him that redneck Forrest Gump haircut.

 

[Lady Adjani]

How do you even describe this cut to your barber?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Phil says he had to buy a new pair of sneakers because his have worn out, and he bought them 7 years ago when Khet moved in. First off, I find it hard to believe his shoes have worn out, even after 7 years. The fucker only leaves the house once a week (until very recently).

Also he should fire his barber for giving him that redneck Forrest Gump haircut.

Also, take into account this faggot probably bought shoes that don’t fit him properly.

How do you even describe this cut to your barber?

“I would like the ‘stupid faggot with a fat whale wife’ cut, please.”

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Well we're felted, I was certain he was going to call in sick today to mysteriously have 4 days off

 

[SamuraiHitler]

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I would fucking kill my barber, then myself, if I looked like this. Holy shit what a horrific haircut.

Yeah I would be fucking pissed if I looked like a fucking brilo sponge

 

[thirstymcgee]

Looks like he laid on the floor all his life elongating his oddly shaped head

 

[Elite Kipchak]

to be absolutely charitable to the poor barber that had to commit that atrocity, it's gotta be rough to make any cut look good on a head shaped like that.

 

[Lord_Point]

Man cut the barber some slack, he did the best he could with the canvas he was given. Even if Dave went to the Michelangelo of hairdressers its not like they could do much more than, well, put lipstick on a pig.

That being said, Dave just took LTGs haircut, right? Like just showed the barber a picture of LTG and said, "please make me look like this young ebony stallion of a man please"

Poor barber probably tried to explain that hair style is for a young man, and not a 65 year old balding lardass, then got a 20 minute lecture about sandwich shops.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

How do you even describe this cut to your barber?

"Just fuck my shit up, fam"

 

[Hugh Keevins]

How do you even describe this cut to your barber?

"Do whatever it takes so I don't look bald"

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

How do you even describe this cut to your barber?

Give me something that accentuates my terrible hairline.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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I would fucking kill my barber, then myself, if I looked like this. Holy shit what a horrific haircut.

lmao @ it being tighter on one side. LTG would be proud

Also he should fire his barber for giving him that redneck Forrest Gump haircut.

No way he's going to implement divorce proceedings

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Maybe Phil begged Linda on her deathbed to trim his hair one last time? No, he would have found a way to twist that into a sob story for "donos" as he calls them.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

God damn why does he even bother dying his hair when his pube goatee is full of gray?

 

[Free Jasper]

Honest question: do we think Khet or Linda did this haircut.

I’m not being mean but I really don’t think that it was done by someone who cuts hair in exchange for money for their living.

 

[Dona Morte]

Estrogen spike hitting Phil hard again I see.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

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Estrogen spike hitting Phil hard again I see.

He should just troon out and get it over with. He's already got more feminine tits than most troons and he hates women as much as they do if not more