🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Waiting an hour is not even considered terribly long for border crossing Ralph. You waited til last minute, it's your fault. You let Xander down, he is old enough to make this into long term childhood memory. He will remember this forever.

Hey man he loves his son! Plus he was busy taking creep shots of women sitting near him. Totally justified!

 

[Um...]

So ralph just walks? Where's your illustrious truck, ethan?

Lol, he does just walk across, the poor cuck. Hahaha

 

[Sammich]

Ralph said GiveSendGo cucked on free speech for Shiloh but not Karmelo, meaning they took down Shiloh’s fundraiser, which was not true. Maybe try reading the tweet before sperging out at everyone?

No, you dumb fuckign moron. Karmelo's comments were allowed to run wild for a month, Shiloh's was shut down in two days.

jesus christ, you people seethe and shit yourself over the dumbest of dumb shit.

Not everyone watches youtubers, you autistic faggot.

Who the fuck said anything about youtubers, you reaching faggot? I said null mentioned it because, i'm not sure if you realise this or not, but he runs/owns the site, you dipshit.

Imagine knowing who a woman is

I deserve that, lol.

 

[jimmybags]

No, you dumb fuckign moron. Karmelo's comments were allowed to run wild for a month, Shiloh's was shut down in two days.

jesus christ, you people seethe and shit yourself over the dumbest of dumb shit.



Who the fuck said anything about youtubers, you reaching faggot? I said null mentioned it because, i'm not sure if you realise this or not, but he runs/owns the site, you dipshit.

I deserve that, lol.

You’re the one seething, Killstream watcher/donater. I’ve heard Ralph quote you in his chat, and you don’t use sneedchat. Call me a moron while misspelling fucking, peak irony, maybe try doing that sometime instead of blowing up at posters on kiwi farms over the tiniest infractions.

 

[GoblinHater]

I dont even know what to say. Unreal. Lmao

 

[porkWellington]

I dont even know what to say. Unreal. LmaoView attachment 7314084

Even through the layers of cope he knows it was his fault and he's trying so hard not to say it lol

 

[Um...]

So he’s back at the fleabag motel he’s staying at in the slums of Tijuana because he can’t afford to stay in Sandy Eggo, seething about border patrol for denying him visitation with his suuhhnnn.

Can we talk about the absolute grimy state of the tub he’s trying to flex?

I can’t tell if the black stuff is mold or just caked-on filth. Either way it’s disgusting.
Nothing but the best for the internet legend.

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

I dont even know what to say. Unreal. LmaoView attachment 7314084

Aww poor piggy big mad everyone but his 20 dents see right through his obvious lie

 

[GoblinHater]

Even through the layers of cope he knows it was his fault and he's trying so hard not to say it lol

I feel like theres a little more to it this time. Ever since Colombia he has been subdued in how he talks. Sucking off Hunter in almost every mini vlog and challenging his other "streamer friends" to come down there with him. I feel in my bones that Ralph has actually angered the cartel or at least some cartel adjacent people.

So he’s back at the fleabag motel he’s staying at in the slums of Tijuana because he can’t afford to stay in Sandy Eggo, seething about border patrol for denying him visitation with his suuhhnnn.

Can we talk about the absolute grimy state of the tub he’s trying to flex?
View attachment 7314092
I can’t tell if the black stuff is mold or just caked-on filth. Either way it’s disgusting.
Nothing but the best for the internet legend.

God knows what they treated that tub with. Third world cancer paint chips and exotic mold yet to be catalogued probably

 

[HackerX]

Even through the layers of cope he knows it was his fault and he's trying so hard not to say it lol

The funniest part is he began the journey to San Dee Eggo yesterday. Yeah, it's not a short trip by any means, but it doesn't extend beyond a day. Normal humans could make the drive in damn near the same amount of time it takes him to fly. There's got to be a reason for why he has to walk through the border in Tijuana every time he wants to reenter the country his daddy gave him.

I'm half thinking Ralph didn't make it through today on purpose. He was traveling around all last week and that doesn't factor in whatever caused him to be dead last weekend. He doesn't have that much social energy in the first place, so it's very easy to see him doing "aww shucks. Dey didn't let me throoo. Guess ahhl had to be dere early tomorrow." as an excuse to lay around today. Especially since it's not like he loves Xandah in the first place.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Its funny how you only get a few opportunities to see your kids a year, but you still some how, repeatedly keep fucking it up.

Somehow? His main priority in going to see “muh son” is actually visiting whore houses in Tijuana. He did the same degenerate shit the last time he went but also managed to burn the Dax bridge by being a drunken trainwreck.

This time he was too hungover to even get out of bed before the afternoon to see his precious son. You’d think he’d be all tuckered out after a week partying with all the Latina porn queens, but instead he was desperate to visit cheap Tijuana bars where the whores use ass napkins. (And show off every mundane leg of his grimy, boring journey) He was so horny and desperate that trying to buy a whore was way more important than visiting Xander.

 

[MadStan]

So now Ralph blames the traffic. People go to airports an hour sometimes 2 hours ahead. I mean, people that can afford normal flights anyways.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

So now Ralph blames the traffic. People go to airports an hour sometimes 2 hours ahead. I mean, people that can afford normal flights anyways.

No point in showing up to the airport hours early if you're banned from the airport bar.

 

[Jump]

So he’s back at the fleabag motel he’s staying at in the slums of Tijuana because he can’t afford to stay in Sandy Eggo, seething about border patrol for denying him visitation with his suuhhnnn.

Can we talk about the absolute grimy state of the tub he’s trying to flex?
View attachment 7314092
I can’t tell if the black stuff is mold or just caked-on filth. Either way it’s disgusting.
Nothing but the best for the internet legend.

Cold: OFF
Hot: On full.

Water barely flowing and you know its luke warm coming out of the tap, so by the time the tub is full its going to be ice cold.
And just imagine what mold and DNA is caked up in that jacuzzi pluming and pump system.
That black mold around the flood drains. Crusty spots on the tub frame. 5 star days!

 

[Stiffy]

Does anyone know if Ralph is going to Hackamania in Vegas next week?

 

[Niggernerd]

Lol, he does just walk across, the poor cuck. Hahaha

Sad! Mexican! Pathetic!

 

[MadStan]

What's funny is he took this pic just before getting in. Note the sheer volume of empty space to accommodate the immense water displacement.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Can we talk about the absolute grimy state of the tub he’s trying to flex?

I’m just going to assume these are something related to bubbles and scents and not complimentary condoms in a whore house

 

[Um...]

Cold: OFF
Hot: On full.

Water barely flowing

Yeah I just noticed that after you pointed it out, faucet on full blast and the water is at a trickle. Crappy Mexican plumbing and no water pressure, five star experience! Haters WISH they could live this good.

 

[HackerX]

So now Ralph blames the traffic. People go to airports an hour sometimes 2 hours ahead. I mean, people that can afford normal flights anyways.

Haha, flight? You think way too highly of Ralph.