Notice when Bob was fronted about being banned from Dollar General, he first tried to cry out "Respect, the badge, respect the badge". No Blob. A badge is nothing but a piece of medal or fabric. What people respect is the AUTHORITY that gives out the badge. Since you have given yourself the badge, you have no authority. I can cut out a piece a paper and call it a badge like Doofy did in Scary Movie, but it means nothing.
The 2nd part of the Dollar Store incident is when the badge thing didn't work, he was screaming "I'm in pain, I'm in pain". Another shift to something else to get attention and sympathy from others. We know Bob is a prescription drug addict hooked on various pain medications.
You figure at least Bob would go and get re-certified to carry a weapon in a security manner but nope, he allowed that to expire 30 years ago. He doesn't even have a valid First Responder CPR card and flunked out of EMT training.
And while Jesus may or may not exist, we know Blob's version of Jesus doesn't and his ministry is dead.