"We need to figure out a plan to legally cut their money supply off and have that money rerouted to me"
I missed the "legally" part the first time I heard it (learn to annunciate, Chance), but we all know that we would easily advocate for theft and wire fraud if he could instead of getting a job.
While these Facebook messages are leaked, I always found it odd that he posts his non sexting messages to girlfriends/fiances ("I'm mad at chu" or "I'm sorry baby I won't do it again for a week" or "Please take me vack") as public videos. Are he and other lolcows that desperate to be seen and heard by the world that they're willing to air their dirty laundry like that? Given how he's flashed and jacked it on Marty's stream before, would he be willing to post sexting messages as public videos if he knew it wouldn't get his channel in trouble?
Because now I'm thinking about his dick pics (totally what I wanted to do on a Sunday), I remembered when Sally confronted him about jacking it on Marty's stream because someone called her. Imagine if someone had printed high quality screenshots of him doing that and exposing his asshole and mailed them to Sally; we know she opens his mail, so imagine her disgust and the offline raxxout.
(No, I'm not saying any of us should do this because 1) we're not shit touchers and 2) I doubt anyone actually wants to print HD 8x10 glossy pics of those danger zones)