DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Shuma-Gorath]

I believe Phil actually goes to a barbershop, but not an old school one, instead he goes to one of those zoomer barbershops where some 20-something faggot kid gives "fresh cuts" or whatever.

Maybe it's because I live in a backwater shithole, but it feels like all barbershops are now owned by kids who do nothing but buzzcuts and fades. Before, barbershops were for old men, so I can see Phil, who grew up with a TV sitcom idea of how an adult is, going to one of those and getting his shit fucked up by some Tiktok barber faggot, mostly because I refuse to believe an actual stylist would fuck someone up this badly unless they hate them. Some people think that Phil is a nightmare to deal with, but I can guarantee he's quiet as a mouse and is very awkward whenever the stylist is doing his hair. Tough guy Karen Burnell only exists as long as the other person can't reply live, otherwise Phil has always been described as being very non-confrontational.

I personally avoid going to these barbershops because I hate fade cuts since I stopped being 21 a long time ago and because they're very overpriced (at least where I live). Also, I prefer an actual fag over some faggy hack. My point is that Phil pays premium to get his hair completely fucked every time. It's crazy because for +50 bucks you should be getting a handjob on top of that.

Also, if my rambling made no sense, here's something better.

Tell me Phil didn't ask for that same cut. Also, looks like a toupee.

 

[Iron Hamster]

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I believe Phil actually goes to a barbershop, but not an old school one, instead he goes to one of those zoomer barbershops where some 20-something faggot kid gives "fresh cuts" or whatever.

Maybe it's because I live in a backwater shithole, but it feels like all barbershops are now owned by kids who do nothing but buzzcuts and fades. Before, barbershops were for old men, so I can see Phil, who grew up with a TV sitcom idea of how an adult is, going to one of those and getting his shit fucked up by some Tiktok barber faggot, mostly because I refuse to believe an actual stylist would fuck someone up this badly unless they hate them. Some people think that Phil is a nightmare to deal with, but I can guarantee he's quiet as a mouse and is very awkward whenever the stylist is doing his hair. Tough guy Karen Burnell only exists as long as the other person can't reply live, otherwise Phil has always been described as being very non-confrontational.

I personally avoid going to these barbershops because I hate fade cuts since I stopped being 21 a long time ago and because they're very overpriced (at least where I live). Also, I prefer an actual fag over some faggy hack. My point is that Phil pays premium to get his hair completely fucked every time. It's crazy because for +50 bucks you should be getting a handjob on top of that.

Also, if my rambling made no sense, here's something better.

Tell me Phil didn't ask for that same cut. Also, looks like a toupee.

thats one zesty ass nigga

 

[Lord_Point]

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Whats wild is he makes a constant choice to let his facial hair look like that. He finishes whatever passing for grooming in that house, sees his gross soulpatch and (whatever you call the crusty clumps of hair growing in the cracks between the snort sacks and mouth), and thinks, yeah... looking good King!

 

[Iron Hamster]

Whats wild is he makes a constant choice to let his facial hair look like that. He finishes whatever passing for grooming in that house, sees his gross soulpatch and (whatever you call the crusty clumps of hair growing in the cracks between the snort sacks and mouth), and thinks, yeah... looking good King!

Oh he thinks he looks fantastic.

 

[LiquidCancer]

I believe Phil actually goes to a barbershop, but not an old school one, instead he goes to one of those zoomer barbershops where some 20-something faggot kid gives "fresh cuts" or whatever.

He's repeatedly said he doesn't plan his own haircut and mom-wife Kat schedules it and they both get their hair cut at the same time.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I believe Phil actually goes to a barbershop, but not an old school one, instead he goes to one of those zoomer barbershops where some 20-something faggot kid gives "fresh cuts" or whatever.

Maybe it's because I live in a backwater shithole, but it feels like all barbershops are now owned by kids who do nothing but buzzcuts and fades. Before, barbershops were for old men, so I can see Phil, who grew up with a TV sitcom idea of how an adult is, going to one of those and getting his shit fucked up by some Tiktok barber faggot, mostly because I refuse to believe an actual stylist would fuck someone up this badly unless they hate them. Some people think that Phil is a nightmare to deal with, but I can guarantee he's quiet as a mouse and is very awkward whenever the stylist is doing his hair. Tough guy Karen Burnell only exists as long as the other person can't reply live, otherwise Phil has always been described as being very non-confrontational.

I personally avoid going to these barbershops because I hate fade cuts since I stopped being 21 a long time ago and because they're very overpriced (at least where I live). Also, I prefer an actual fag over some faggy hack. My point is that Phil pays premium to get his hair completely fucked every time. It's crazy because for +50 bucks you should be getting a handjob on top of that.

Also, if my rambling made no sense, here's something better.

Tell me Phil didn't ask for that same cut. Also, looks like a toupee.

Nah, He's said before that he goes with Kat to her place since she schedules everything. She's probably going to a new women's salon like curls n twirls, and dragging phil along.

I saw an analysis from a barber before on Phil's haircuts (don't know if it was real), but they said that the person cutting phil's hair is likely an old lady and she's trying to make the haircut look good with phils oddly shaped head in mind and failing cause it's a herculean task.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

 

[Luigi Mangione]

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The look of an effeminate gay man in a straight strip joint.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Robust stream of DSP doing side content and constantly failing to parry. But he only wants to parry cause it is better then dodging even if it's harder. Absolutely incredible how bad he can make the best games seem that is one hell of a talent.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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That haircut makes him looks like a special needs adult. Lmao

 

[fresh pair of socks]

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"Ew, that's what a vagina looks like?"

 

[Lord_Point]

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"The profile said pre-op!"

 

[Niggernerd]

I think Phil goes to cosmetology school for cheap cuts. I've never seen bad haircuts like that from anyone that's been doing it for some time.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I think Phil goes to cosmetology school for cheap cuts. I've never seen bad haircuts like that from anyone that's been doing it for some time.

Honestly, I think it may be professional cut; he just have a weird shaped head. Hair dressers aren’t miracle workers.

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

Did Mr “I’m putting boots to asses” Burnell forget that Washington is mutual combat? Meaning it’s legal? That’s why he never goes outside

 

[detractorzer0]

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Phil's the type of person who will walk out of the barber with a fucked up cut because he can't pipe up and tell them what he doesn't like about it. Too pussy to stand up for himself so he convinces himself it actually looks good.

Edit: also, the fix for an oddly shaped head isn't to fade the sides and draw attention to it. He 100% picked this because it's what every other middle aged white man has.

 

[Niggernerd]

Honestly, I think it may be professional cut; he just have a weird shaped head. Hair dressers aren’t miracle workers.

"Please fix my shit fam"
"All I can do is fuck it up i don't have much to work with man"

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's repeatedly said he doesn't plan his own haircut and mom-wife Kat schedules it and they both get their hair cut at the same time.

He can say whatever he wants. He's a known liar. They only spend $65 by the bank leaks and that lines up with what a woman would normally be charged for their shit.

I think Phil goes to cosmetology school for cheap cuts. I've never seen bad haircuts like that from anyone that's been doing it for some time.

He would have to have the absolute worst luck in the world and gotten every single failure every time. Ack ack ackum's razor says it's khet and a flowbee.

Also under memeology's video:

 

[Agent Yosef The Terrible]

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