Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

[Jarl Varg]

So she's been talking about buying a new bed, a motorized scooter, a new tablet, a new mouse.....

But she's oh so poor.

It's not her money that will be spent.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

That spelling....hoo boy

It's as if the inclusion of spell checkers into almost all computer programs was something Emily decided to take personally and is now just another part of her vendetta.

I look forward to the eventual unearthing of her various blogs and Tumblr accounts where she constantly screams about the damn red line that just won't leave her alone.

 

[Jarl Varg]

I'm ready for her to come back, screaming from the get go. I have a new arsenal of gifs waiting for her. Since she's illiterate, I figure she'll react better to visual stimuli.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

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That spelling....hoo boy
It appears that when Emily is enraged, she tries to invent details about herself to appear special and unique.
How are those seizures of yours Emily?

EDIT
Over on the DA forum
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I was too kind when I called her a dunce

If you want an actual neat thing Emmy poop, get brain damage like me because fun fact- I see sound. (Weird glitch in my brain after TBI, I see colors when listening to music.)
Go on, bash your skull until you see it! You know you want to!

 

[Catgirls are Love]

I'm ready for her to come back, screaming from the get go. I have a new arsenal of gifs waiting for her. Since she's illiterate, I figure she'll react better to visual stimuli.

Guess I just learned what I'm spending today's rendering time on; need to replenish the stockpile in preparation for the coming Numptocalypse.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I am also amapedexrtious. If you don't believe me, check my edicite memory.

 

[tomford]

Willow has come full circle now, and is bringing up Candy again. Probably because she thinks it's been so long there is no longer a record. Just in case her detractor on DA is reading, here is the full story that Emily is not going to tell you. Willow the murdering liar tried to claim that Candy's OC was hers and was quickly called out by the artist herself.

And willow has been reeing every since...

Edit 1: Emily gives us a great idea for a game to play along with her ranting

#NumptyBingo

#Justice4Kirsten
#Justice4Runic

 

[Man In A Dress]

She clicked a button || Archive

So she searched a group, clicked join and that somehow undoes the homo and transphobia she said in the past? Makes sense to the stunted brain.
Why not tell us Helluva Boss makes you an LGBT supporter? I haven't heard that one in a while.

Constructive Criticism || Archive

You steal art and your own scribbles are so poor even a child could do better. And that infuriates you.
We do not owe you tutorials or help. You're a kitten killing pedophile and nobody who knows that likes you.

#NumptyBingo

Oh man, I could go for some Numpty Bingo right about now. Such fun!

 

[tomford]

She clicked a button || Archive
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So she searched a group, clicked join and that somehow undoes the homo and transphobia she said in the past? Makes sense to the stunted brain.
Why not tell us Helluva Boss makes you an LGBT supporter? I haven't heard that one in a while.

Constructive Criticism || Archive
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You steal art and your own scribbles are so poor even a child could do better. And that infuriates you.
We do not owe you tutorials or help. You're a kitten killing pedophile and nobody who knows that likes you.

Transphobe neglects to mention the 2 threads where she asked for and received feedback which she ignored. This is just deflection on her part, the penish flasher has no desire to get better.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Emily likes to pretend that when she said the transgender community is "weird" she didn't mean that as an insult.

 

[tomford]

Ladies and, whatever Emilio, I present "Numpty Bingo v. 1"

Spoiler

 

[P-38 autist]

Ladies and, whatever Emilio, I present "Numpty Bingo v. 1"

the fact that it's poorly formatted is even more fitting for who she is lmao

 

[tomford]

the fact that it's poorly formatted is even more fitting for who she is lmao

lol I know I'm working on that

 

[Man In A Dress]

Uhh...?

Let me guess, it's DiGeorge and a lack of beatings that separates her from normal people. Bizarrely, there is no link to click but the HTML does have a link to...

Coomer Filth || Archive

I'm not even going to try and see more past the thumbnail. I can already tell this is a disaster.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Emily is doing the horny again (DeviantArt).

It's marked Mature so there's no way for me to view it without using an account and phonebooking myself to Numpty...oh wait.

Catgirls can computer good.

Actually raises a thought (DeviantArt) (Archive).

If a website is adult only but a user has the mindset and reasoning capabilities of a child, should they be banned?

Also, Tumblr REEEEEE (Tumblr).


TUTORIALS (Tumblr).

Spoiler

Spoiler: text

Y'all do realize that insult's wont fix my art right...? tutorials, step by step instructions would even help, but no you think INSULTING me is CRITICISM. and you WONDER why you got that response? ​

I'm in every right to be upset. those blogs you wrote insulting my looks, my apartment, my disability and making fun of my mental health? that's not going to solve your damn dislike of my art.​

My Mental Health doesn't even have anything to DO with my Art.​

In short, Insults won't fix my art.. if you feel I need improvement, send me to sources that'll help me do so yea? I would be MORE than willing to check out tutorials from Youtube, or books etc that can help me guide my way to being better.​

You calling my art horrible and shameful to look at only pisses me off and doesn't fix the actual problem. Word's don't fix that issue. Tutorials, books, etc, do. I can name maybe two on that forum who attempted but gave the wrong style for me. I appreciate their efforts which is why I tried to be nice to them at first.Insult's do nothing but piss us both off.That's not Criticism. that's Insulting.​

I'm certain that by now Emily has been shown quite literally thousands of different tutorials; we can all see how well that time and effort others have invested has paid out.

Also a fuck you to the Second Life people who were honest (Tumblr).

Everything else on Tumblr is an advertisement to a DA post and contains nothing of interest.

 

[P-38 autist]

lol I know I'm working on that

I mean, it's already better than anything emily can put out

 

[Man In A Dress]

She continues to pretend to be an artist || Archive

And will the larping ogre ever figure what CGI means? Preferably without relying on mirriam-webster.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

In which Emily spergs about Samantha Prater again (Tumblr).

 

[Man In A Dress]

Colton Lochmann would be very upset at her blatant transphobia. S(he) put a lot of effort into passing and it really isn't nice to talk about someones facial features like that.
Funny enough, if you asked me if which person looked most like Quasimodo, it would be Emily. No contest.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Angy || Archive

At least 15 years and this is the best she can produce.