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Syikeblade said:
Adding on the the insanity this tranny gets clocked by a women and claims to take it well while hoping her husband and son are checking out his skirt
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I actually totally believe the husband and son were gawping in horror at the pleather fetish miniskirt nearly revealing the OPs balls and stripper heels he was wearing.

Also, the thought of some black tradie clowning on a five foot nothing white girl saying “this nigga wearing a bra!” is extremely funny to me. At least she has a job, though.
 
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Done with the LARP.
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Has anyone ever hit a point in their transition where you weren't sure if you were making a mistake?

Like I'm starting to wonder if I'm in to deep and I tricked myself in a way? To add some context, I didn't know what being trans meant until I was 15, shortly after I decided I was FTM.

Don't get me wrong, I never really liked being called a girl and still don't, I'm just not sure I can comfortably sit here and say I'm FTM when I honestly don't want testosterone anymore

(thought I wanted it for the longest time, in the last two years I decided I really didn't need it)

I no longer want a dick

(how I came to find that out is a story for another time)

And for some reason, I'm okay wearing a bra from time to time (actually feels good sometimes?)

Still dress on the masculine side and don't plan on changing that other than a bra every so often.

So what I'm trying to get at is, would this be NB? AG?

I feel like I'm leaning towards they/them pronouns but am not sure how to go about telling people? It honestly feels like coming out all over again and it terrifies me..

Thanks in advance!

And another post, where you can tell the OP is a child raised on AO3 because she can only think about human relationships in the context of tropes.
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when i first discovered i was trans 3 years ago i was pretty happy about it as i discovered a part of myself that i felt i was missing. however, over the past couple years or so ive been increasingly more upset that ill never have the “cis gay guy” experience. i know the cis straight girls “gay best friend” trope is awful but i wish i could experience that. whenever im around people, especially cis gay guys, and i say im a gay guy, i feel as if they just see me as a girl fetishizing gay relationships. even on days i do pass, when im with a guy im interested in i have to explain that i dont have the parts of a cis guy. i feel like the rest of my life will be like this. i think ive started to develop internalized transphobia due to this. will i ever stop feeling like this? even after i fully transition ill still be 5’1 and biologically female :/

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How delusional must you be to compare your roided-out clit to a penis of any type?
 
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Syikeblade said:
Adding on the the insanity this tranny gets clocked by a women and claims to take it well while hoping her husband and son are checking out his skirt.
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He's also 6'1 according to another post. Lol. Her husband and son were staring at the walking fridge in whore clothes, bro.
For another L, he got tricked into sex by a chaser who told him 'pretend you don't know me if we ever meet in public.' Valid!!

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Free the Pedos said:
Also, the thought of some black tradie clowning on a five foot nothing white girl saying “this nigga wearing a bra!” is extremely funny to me.
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“NO I DONT! Why would I wear a bra heheh… It’s… It’s a POORLY FITTING MUSCLE SHIRT!”


Pooners man. Kinda reminds me of those countless posts where these wacky chicks are asking about “Reasons a CIS man would have chest scars. Because nothing says “Hullo fellow men!” As a pooner taking off her shirt and launching into an obviously previously scripted speech about gynocomastia.
 
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yeah this one doesn't seem embellished at all tbh. If anything it's toned down because they didn't include the parade of "wait me too!!!!" because they're emotional vampires who can't let someone have their moment
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Being embraced by a drama class is an L of the highest order.
 
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I dont want to go into many details im just here to vent. But my work doesnt want me to say my pronouns. Claimed it has nothing to do with me being trans...and it does...i feel really fucking hurt and upset. They wont tell new employees either that i go by specific pronouns because im trans and i have to speak to HR. If i want to tell pwople i have to tell them in the office...they wont help me and dont care. They just want to keep me hidden. How dare i exist.

And sorry this is old account and old name i dont go by anymore. Im just a tiny transguy and im just feeling defeated by this.

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This isn't this Pooner's main account so I don't know what her job is, but it's probably some kind of retail hell where the customers don't give a shit about your name, let alone pronouns.
 
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The Liar's Club will now come to order. :lit:
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I’ve reached 10 months now on HRT and I still actively do not pass in the slightest😭 I get told by my friends I ‘pass as androgynous’ but to this day still not a single stranger even looks twice when sir’ing me even when I’m dressed fem.

It’s so fucking demoralizing and I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. My levels are good as well so that’s not the problem. I suppose considering the sharp downward spiral my country is taking it’s a good thing I still flagrantly pass as male, but I just want SOMEONE to think I’m a girl without me having to blatant tell them ‘oh yeah I’m a girl not a man btw.’
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Lots of answers.
Here are a sample.
Don’t give up hope. It was 18 months before I was gendered correctly by a stranger for the first time. But then it went very quickly to being gendered correctly every time. It’s so hard to be patient when changes are as slow as they are, but you’ll get there eventually.
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several years, like two to occasionally pass. at 5.5 years i pass visually basically 100% of the time, but not always when i speak bc i haven’t been very consistent with voice training and developed severe anxiety around people hearing my trained voice. i had FFS at 1 year post-hrt, bottom and top surgery within this last year. laser, eyebrows, learning how to style myself made the most difference in the shortest period of time. not being consistent with voice training and focusing on the outcome instead of the process is what has held me back the most in passing. that an my ED getting really bad bc surprise! it’s hard to work on actually effective transitioning when you’re starving to death. luckily i’ve been recovered for 2.5 years now and seen much more progress since returning to a healthy weight and mind
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I'd say around 11 months. I'm very lucky, had a feminine face even before and am small. Never went through puberty aggressively (though it was painful), I was very lucky because it's likely my body knew before (I knew from my earliest memories before my dad traumatized me and forced me to forget), and so my body went through puberty with the brakes on.

But sadly, I no longer pass, I think at least. I lost a lot of my hair from ED/self-hatred related starvation and food withholding last year until earlier this year and so I'm recovering and hoping my hair coming back in full will help me pass again
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Troons are now mad at.. take a guess. SODA CANS. no im not joking. The replies are even funnier. There mad that the soda cans that Coke is making are not inclusive to them.
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The replies are pretty fucking funny.
I found the soda bottle "Distubring".. oh my fucking god lmao.
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"Its capitalism's fault the soda bottle says dude and bro"
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"Saying dude is NOT acceptable"
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Of course trannies can not go one minute without talking about sex. Here there terming a new word called "Fuck buddy" its a friend that you fuck with. Are you married and fucked another guy. just tell your wife he was your "Fuck buddy" and everythings fine.
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Trannies love to lie to themselves. We all know WHY they constnatly yearn for validation over things as small as soda bottles.
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ProudSkibidiTolietAryan said:
Troons are now mad at.. take a guess. SODA CANS. no im not joking. The replies are even funnier. There mad that the soda cans that Coke is making are not inclusive to them.
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The replies are pretty fucking funny.
I found the soda bottle "Distubring".. oh my fucking god lmao.
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"Its capitalism's fault the soda bottle says dude and bro"
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"Saying dude is NOT acceptable"
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Of course trannies can not go one minute without talking about sex. Here there terming a new word called "Fuck buddy" its a friend that you fuck with. Are you married and fucked another guy. just tell your wife he was your "Fuck buddy" and everythings fine.
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Trannies love to lie to themselves. We all know WHY they constnatly yearn for validation over things as small as soda bottles.
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I love how every reply obliviously throws every pooner under the bus, because I bet pooners would scrounge through the entire shelf to get the 'dude', 'bro' and 'homie' cans.
 
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