Ernest Tomlinson / Pnictogen Wing / The Pnictogen System / Chara Dreemurr / Kara Dreamer / monophylos / Chelydros / Undertale LARPer - Unemployed middle-aged Communist furry lunatic troon acid casualty whose headmates include videogame characters and his own dead brother, "Undertale Swapped My Gender"

Decided to check in on him now the thread is live and Jesus Christ he just never fucking stops:

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Aside from his usual self-important rambling (including a belief that his failure to get a job at Tesla was due to Elon Musk's personal intervention, because Elon was presumably intimidated by how VERY SMART he is) and continuing to seethe about Will Stancil, there's some interesting lore about his time at Caltech. I don't know what transpired there, but he has now branded Caltech (along with MIT) as "fake intellectuals". A man who thinks he has videogame characters in his head, who spends his time pontificating into the void about topics he does not understand, is not only branding other people as "fake intellectuals" but specifically two Ivy League universities. Because Ernest (and his dead brother, Greek gods, videogame characters and whatever the fuck else is swirling in the psychedelic soup that is his melted psyche) is VERY SMART as he sits fatly at his computer being unemployed.

Also, lmao:

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EDIT: I can't even with some of these posts. I think I'd take less psychic damage from reading the Necronomicon:

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Aside from his usual self-important rambling (including a belief that his failure to get a job at Tesla was due to Elon Musk's personal intervention, because Elon was presumably intimidated by how VERY SMART he is) and continuing to seethe about Will Stancil, there's some interesting lore about his time at Caltech. I don't know what transpired there, but he has now branded Caltech (along with MIT) as "fake intellectuals".
Reading his hot takes, you ever wonder what would have happened if they preserved some somatic cell samples when they MKULTRA'd old Uncle Ted?

Without the loving arms of furries and troons, Ernest seems like the kind of guy who'd want to be heard, one way or another. The Internet is just what's keeping his generation from building clockworks or welding on their bulldozer.
 
Reading his hot takes, you ever wonder what would have happened if they preserved some somatic cell samples when they MKULTRA'd old Uncle Ted?

Without the loving arms of furries and troons, Ernest seems like the kind of guy who'd want to be heard, one way or another. The Internet is just what's keeping his generation from building clockworks or welding on their bulldozer.
If Ernest became a terrorist, would his headmates each get charged with conspiracy?

You're right though, he's proof that some people really, really shouldn't get into psychedelics. I don't know if he was always this arrogant before he turned his mind into rainbow-coloured slurry or whether that's an aspect of his ongoing psychosis. But we're all quite lucky that he's more Peter Green than Uncle Ted, preferring to babble nonsense rather than turn his chemistry knowledge into big kabooms. I roomed with a chemistry student as an undergrad, and as a consequence I now know how to make napalm with household chemicals should the need ever arise. A disturbing proportion of them want to be either Robert Oppenheimer or Walter White.

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As I read more of his ramblings it's more apparent that his delusions of grandeur are accompanied by severe paranoia. Remember also in the OP when he became convinced that Will Stancil was going to SWAT him because his brilliance was a threat to Stancil's social media "empire"? That's pretty common in psychosis, my own personal theory is that it's a cognitive dissonance thing, it bridges the gap between their narcissism and the reality that they're unsuccessful. "I'm the smartest man alive, but I'm unemployed and sit fatly at my computer all day in a shit house next to an airport runway and suck off gross trannies in lieu of rent - that must be because there's a huge conspiracy to rein in my manifest magnificence."

I did know someone who went into psychosis after one shroom trip too many and they showed exactly this. They ended up in the psych ward, where they told me that they were an alien wizard with an IQ of 400, but the CIA/MI6/Mossad/Knights Templar had conspired to have them confined because they knew the key to unlocking the universe and their psych meds secretly had ingredients that limited their magic powers. It let them maintain their delusions by explaining why their 400 IQ and magic powers hadn't let them teleport out of there or whatever.

Another thing that is a head-scratcher about Ernest is how his two lovers/housemates deal with this. Daniel in particular seems fairly normal and functional, revolting sexual proclivities aside. What attracts them to Ernest? He's not exactly a supermodel, he doesn't work, he doesn't really do anything at all except post on Bluesky, and he's crazy on a level even beyond most trannies. I don't know about any of you, but someone that obviously crazy would have to be insanely hot for me to even consider sticking my dick in them, and even then I wouldn't because I have learned from making that mistake in the past. Do they believe him? Do they put up with it in exchange for ... whatever Ernest does bring to the table? I've never seen any of them talk about it, though I will admit I haven't looked particularly hard. What's his appeal?
 
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I think he's claiming that CalTech MKULTRA'd him with shrooms in 1993?

Even if that were true, why would you go on to take a truckload of LSD in 2017 to commune with Undertale characters? What I suspect happened was that he took a shitload of shrooms as an undergrad in the early 90s and failed out of CalTech because they fuddled his mind. This story has now evolved to the university force-feeding him shrooms for vague reasons because his egocentric psychosis won't let him accept that he did this to himself. Then, having not learned his lesson, he decides to fuck with psychedelics again in the 2010s and this time does permanent damage to his mind and passed the point of no return.

Others have mentioned it, but it's kinda fortunate that he decided to play with xenogenders and headmates and babble brain-damaged nonsense on the internet all day rather than live in a cabin in Montana and start writing a manifesto.
 
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The other person in the conversation is probably a trans furry, but they're sane enough to think that they are sharing a lighthearted joke about a childhood cartoon character.

Ernest is like an anglerfish dangling autist-bait, and then when the other person bites, they're trapped in the maw of acid-damage schizo sincerity. This furry either blocked, was blocked, or backed away quickly.

Who knows.
Did he just phonebook the email address he used to post on Usenet? I wonder why someone would explicitly do that.
 
Stay away from drugs, kids.
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Hot Fuzz.
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Deltarune. "I love what they did with my hair."
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No-one in the press has a sane notion of childhood, according to Pnictogen.
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An easy solution to the problems in education.
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Efficiency.
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The Jo Rowling cult.
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Caltech memories.
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The linked thread from April, where Chara is interrupted by Mono.
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Ernest's family all thinks he's nuts. I wonder why?
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It's a good thing nobody else reads his writing; Ernie just compared Peter Jackson's execution of the Lord of the Rings movies to 9/11, without any elaboration because of course everyone agrees with him.
The Jo Rowling cult.
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He either doesn't know what the Philosophers' Stone is or his brain damage shot himself in the foot; that was him hijacking a thread from AI doom shitposting only because someone referencing the ancient term reminded him too strongly of Harry Potter to ignore. Busted, fake deep thinker.
 
Checking in on Pnictogen... Perhaps the sanest thing he's done all day is to threaten David French.
His hashtags are so confusing; maybe I don't know how they work on Bluesky.

He hashtags really broad nouns like "school," "merit," "chemistry," "science." But then he talks about specific books and doesn't make their name a hashtag. Wouldn't you want to have someone find your posts if they were looking for discussion of Darkness at Noon than some bizarre situation where someone was searching for posts tagged #merit?
 
His hashtags are so confusing; maybe I don't know how they work on Bluesky.

He hashtags really broad nouns like "school," "merit," "chemistry," "science." But then he talks about specific books and doesn't make their name a hashtag. Wouldn't you want to have someone find your posts if they were looking for discussion of Darkness at Noon than some bizarre situation where someone was searching for posts tagged #merit?
That's a good question. I noticed it before too; his tagging behavior is definitely weird.

One possibility is he's engagement farming, like a spambot. Tagging the broadest possible things in hopes that his insane ramblings reach as many people as possible.
I dunno if that's the case, though, because Pnicto doesn't seem like the kind of guy who wants to get a huge audience. He's definitely arrogant, and has an unwarranted sense of self importance, but he seems happiest being a big fish (technically, a big school of undead video game fish) in a very small pond, consisting of ass-kissing grifters and reprobate furries who aren't as bright as he is. Could be wrong, but would engagement farming be a strategy he'd consciously adopt...?

The other possibility is, he's stupid.

Checking in on Pnictogen... Perhaps the sanest thing he's done all day is to threaten David French.
Jesus FUCKING Christ; that wall of skeets is so long it actually goes from comical to legitimately terrifying. That was ALL written over the course of about 24 hours, too?!

Also, forgive my lack of knowledge re: Deltarune; which one of these things is Larper? Is he the purple alligator, or the German deer child?
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Also, forgive my lack of knowledge re: Deltarune; which one of these things is Larper? Is he the purple alligator, or the German deer child?
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He is actually none of the characters in this comic but rather thinks he is a Genocide Route evil version of the child main character you play as in the first game a character named Chara or the child version you do play as named Frisk.
 
Jesus FUCKING Christ; that wall of skeets is so long it actually goes from comical to legitimately terrifying. That was ALL written over the course of about 24 hours, too?!
Apart from the April thread supposedly about merit, the rest were posted in a little over a day. Pnictogen makes infamously prolix lolcow Jake Alley (secretgamergrrl) seem focused and to-the-point.

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Pnictogen got blocked after the post below, which was in this insane thread.
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He evaded the block by posting as Mono and continued to needle Howard.
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Another lunatic thread far too long to cap.
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Pnictogen got blocked after the post below, which was in this insane thread.
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He evaded the block by posting as Mono and continued to needle Howard.
Does Ernest actually know/know of the people he namedrops and insults, or is this what happens when your #compulsive #hashtagging includes people with Bluesky accounts?

Rando computer guy seems to take this very well: confusion, then block (presumably after reading a dozen of Ernest's posts and realizing he's just crazy).

It's the furries and troons who are socially required to humor him.
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a. I ate too many cinnamon buns but they were so tasty
b. Yes agree cinnamon buns are tasty
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