Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Now that this nigga is gone i fucking hate this drawing. This nigger drew the orange bitch with her feet out (ew) and this lazy nigga gave every single zellig character the same neutral female mii face that looks retarded and stupid. Other than that, idk the jaws and general face shape look off and look weird (don’t really match the body) and that pose that mymy does looks unnatural.
Tldr: kill drawfags, especially mudslime ones.
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>The entire framework of soyjaks is mass manufactured and soulless. It's a parody of a parody and it's users are a parody of a parody of what edgelords are suppose to be.
>Oh my science this is just like my tranime visual novels, where you aren't allowed to type, so you have to choose from a selection of pre-written responses.
>Atleast with something like wojaks, there was a relatability aspect to the meme. I could relate to the woah jack being a depressed loser. Soyjaks are hollow in nature, trying to offend a group of people, who are incapable of seeing anything wrong with the meme itself.
>So, what even is the point? It isn't original enough. It isn't offensive enough. It isn't relatable enough. It's garbage clogging up my screen.
>I suspect the purpose of soyjak posters is to attempt to subvert actual, original, well thought-out memes. You zoomers should post ACTUALLY well thought-out oldfag memes like YTP. A lazy way to signal to other people that you also like "starwars", so that rejects can feel some sort of community. Without actually having to contribute any wit or humour.
>WAAHHHHHHH I'M AN OLD GERIATRIC NIGGER AND NOTHING THAT CAME AFTER MY OLDFAG NOSTALGIA SLOP IS TRUE HUMOUR
>ZOOMERS HAVING DIFFERENT HUMOUR THAN ME MUST BE A HECKING JIDF SUBVERSION
>THEIR WOAH JACKS DON'T EVEN HAVE LONG CAT HOW DO THESE ZOOM ZOOMS FIND THIS FUNNY
 
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The entire framework of soyjaks is mass manufactured and soulless. It's a parody of a parody and it's users are a parody of a parody of what edgelords are suppose to be.
It's like playing one of those online games, where you aren't allowed to type, so you have to choose from a selection of pre-written responses.
Atleast with something like wojaks, there was a relatability aspect to the meme. Soyjaks are hollow in nature, trying to offend a group of people, who are incapable of seeing anything wrong with the meme itself.
So, what even is the point? It isn't original enough. It isn't offensive enough. It isn't relatable enough. It's garbage clogging up my screen

I suspect the purpose of soyjak posters is to attempt to subvert actual, original, well thought-out memes. A lazy way to signal to other people that you also like "starwars", so that rejects can feel some sort of community. Without actually having to contribute any wit or humour.
Soyjaks aren't soulless in the sense that anyone can easily make a soyjak. You could make a soyjak about your BBC fetish (like the majority of soicucks), or you could make one about your country, or about your favourite indie cartoon. Every person makes soyjaks in a different way, it's a form of self-expression. In other words, soyjaks qualify as art.

At this point, soyjaks outgrew their original purpose of offending soyboys. Now they are just a collection of uncopyrighted cartoon symbols that you can do anything with. You can make edits of them, self-insert as them, use them in soyquotes, make fangames and animations with them. Soyjaks are like toy soldiers for us to play with. The point of soyjaks is that there is no point, just like in life. You make the point yourself. That's why soyjaks prevailed in the end while, for example, Pepe and Apu couldn't get a long-standing splinter around themselves (we are not counting The Ribbit Rally, which did absolutely nothing notable and felt like a soulless echochamber with nothing original).

This is why soicucks are quite chill and not at all edgy save for occasional half-hearted /pol/ jokes. You don't feel the same air of demoralization around them that you do in every other imageboard including 4chan. Despite their transphobic exterior, they are very friendly. They aren't obsessed with offending anyone, they just live. Every soicuck is an individual of their own and you cannot really pin down a stereotype of them. Some make OC gems, some like spamming NAS goonbrim, some like phonebooking trannies, some of them join the Schlog and build inappropriate romantic relationships. But soicucks aren't predictable and certainly not unoriginal.
 
Soyjaks aren't soulless in the sense that anyone can easily make a soyjak. You could make a soyjak about your BBC fetish (like the majority of soicucks), or you could make one about your country, or about your favourite indie cartoon. Every person makes soyjaks in a different way, it's a form of self-expression. In other words, soyjaks qualify as art.
So true xister! You go girl~!
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