Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneed Force One]

An amusing sidenote I thought of while watching Mister Metokur (aka. "ITS ALL YOUR FAULT JIM! YOU DID HIROSHIMA AND CREATED ANIME").

According to Playboard.co, a YouTube analytics website, Mr. Augustine returned from the dollar store yesterday with his long-sought Cherry Coke, attaining Peak Concurrent Viewers of 11,563 and raised over $2,394 in Superchats (hat sales and etc excluded). Meanwhile, Nick's best stream in weeks generated only 5,901 peak viewers, and a measly $175 in chats.

Nick has over 50.53% of Mekotur's sub count, but cannot generate even 7.3% of his revenue. As per current statistics, Nick would need to stream 14x times over to reach the Superchat revenue that the Cancerman draws in a single stream. Isn't it funny and weird where not being a narcissistic cuckold can take you, Nick?

 

[john marston]

Nick has over 50.53% of Mekotur's sub count, but cannot generate even 7.3% of his revenue. As per current statistics, Nick would need to stream 14x times over to reach the Superchat revenue that the Cancerman draws in a single stream. Isn't it funny and weird where not being a narcissistic cuckold can take you, Nick?

He MIGHT be generating even less. It's been rumored that Nick is donating to himself.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

He MIGHT be generating even less. It's been rumored that Nick is donating to himself.

Donating to yourself sounds retarded, but I could believe it. Can he generate SuperTips of 0 dollars on his own?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Donating to yourself sounds retarded, but I could believe it. Can he generate SuperTips of 0 dollars on his own?

He's shown that its possible to self-generate SuperTips, he does it to demonstrate the voices. Its not far fetched to suggest he has sock accounts as well so he can tailor-make insults towards his judas former co-hosts and exboyfriend. Some of the SuperTips have suspiciously similar prose to Nick's demonstrations.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is image uploading broken, ATM?

Anyways, he's currently at 1.6k live views RN.

You might have to be an old salt to really appreciate this, but that number is absolutely miserable for him.

You might even say it's...

SAD! PATHETIC!


Screw Rittenhouse and Depp... that's well below his average Weebwars audience circa 2019. I was there the night he went over 9k.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Nick just got featured in a Reggie video with the Balldo at 31:47

NGL, this game looks great

 

[USAroXX]

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The voice:

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So brave and stunning. Where would the cause of liberty be without this great champion speaking truth to power?

"Why don't the girls like me...."
RIGHT AFTER addict posted Kurt's DATING Video?
-incel is with Cowboy Hat
-incel is Round Face
AND
Barnes LIKES the nasty Insulting Voice Donos that imitate the very lawyers BARNES also insulted on his an viva podcast as well as twitter posts? Barnes approval shows he identified these voices, no?

Likely Boss Baby Barnes is Advising PDF-Melton on these C&Ds. But Melton will throw them under the bus for their legal advice if he gets sued.

 

[Sneed Force One]

NGL, this game looks great

You'd like Cruelty Squad, give it a go.

 

[AltisticRight]

- Nick claimed today that his Adderall dosage is 10mg and he gets 300mg per month total.
- He uses it for "small bursts" for "spot fatigue" due to being stressed out. When he is stressed out, his narcolepsy kicks in.

Cmon skelly come to Gunt chat and argue with us about the efficacy of microdosing amphetamines. We're nice here, we won't bite!
Keep on the microdosing, I'm sure your doctor prescribed it to you and said you can take smaller doses but more often to prolong its efficacy! What a stellar MD, a FAN of Rekieta Law, even.

For real:
Do NOT microdose Adderall, it causes dependency issues. Yes, you can and will get addicted to it both physically and mentally. Only take the exact dose according to your bloody prescription. Neither less nor more, just the exact dose.
So this retard gets 300mg a month, or 10mg a day. Basically and assuming with some knowledge, he should be taking ONE tablet in the morning, one 10mg tablet only for his so called narcolepsy.

Seriously, this fucking skelly freak. What is he sorry about? He dosed his kid and let another man fill his wife up with their semen. He brought chaos to both sides of his family and Aaron's family, with 8 kids shared between the Qover. Aaron's a pathetic worm but let's just be clear here, his children would have never encountered cocaine without this faggot Skelly existing.

After being convicted and having jail looming over his wet brain, he's moved from polysubstance abuse to microdosing fucking Adderall. What a total wreck. Sober my fucking arse. I hope they give him jail time.
Is there a timestamp? I hope @elb clips this. What an unapologetic child-dosing freak.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's shown that its possible to self-generate SuperTips

Other streamers using SuperTips have already demonstrated this. As ever, Nick doesn’t have an original bone in his body (except when he’s taking a Jamaican Mandingo).

Faggot Nick thinks he has room to make fun of someone else’s nose. (Image attachments not working, will insert later.)

 

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When he is stressed out, his narcolepsy kicks in.

Nick has the constitution of a fainting goat.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Likely Boss Baby Barnes is Advising PDF-Melton.

I love this self-devouring Ouroboros of retards advising retards. Its compounding effect produces an exponential rate of retardation.
I'd sooner defend myself pro se then listen to anything Nick Rekieta or Boss Baby Barnes has to say about the law. They have no understanding of its practical application, just the idealistic value of it.

When Kurt sent the C&D notice, Nick tardraged hard until 4AM CST on Twitter, screaming how Kurt was abusing freedom of speech, only to be told that it was misuse of likeness for commercial gain and that Melton would be rolling over immediately. The cherry on top was Nick admitting he hadn't even read Supertips.gg TOS. His licence should never be restored because he's actively an incompetent dipshit.

 

[elb]

- Nick claimed today that his Adderall dosage is 10mg and he gets 300mg per month total.
- He uses it for "small bursts" for "spot fatigue" due to being stressed out. When he is stressed out, his narcolepsy kicks in.
- Taking coke is really exhausting according to Nick.
- Nick sees many advantages in taking up drugs and heavy drinking later in life.
- Nick didn't "really" drink until he was 35 and didn't do coke until he was "40".

 

[Vibralldo]

An amusing sidenote I thought of while watching Mister Metokur (aka. "ITS ALL YOUR FAULT JIM! YOU DID HIROSHIMA AND CREATED ANIME").

According to Playboard.co, a YouTube analytics website, Mr. Augustine returned from the dollar store yesterday with his long-sought Cherry Coke, attaining Peak Concurrent Viewers of 11,563 and raised over $2,394 in Superchats (hat sales and etc excluded). Meanwhile, Nick's best stream in weeks generated only 5,901 peak viewers, and a measly $175 in chats.

Nick has over 50.53% of Mekotur's sub count, but cannot generate even 7.3% of his revenue. As per current statistics, Nick would need to stream 14x times over to reach the Superchat revenue that the Cancerman draws in a single stream. Isn't it funny and weird where not being a narcissistic cuckold can take you, Nick?

Jim may have invented anime, but Nick invented the world's first father daughter coke den

He sounds sloshed as fuck.
"How could I abuse Adderall? I'm only prescribed so much!" is the same argument as "how could I abuse cocaine! I can't get it, it's illegal!"

As if unprescribed Adderall isn't easier to come by than coke.

 

[break these cuffs]

He should just smoke meth. That'll keep his narcolepsy at bay for 8ish hours at a time.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Was there ever any mention of narcolepsy before he started doing drugs and swinging? Making up new conditions to justify doing drugs is classic addict behavior. Is this an actual thing or is he just classifying his bodies dependency on uppers as narcolepsy?

 

[AnOminous]

Only if people do not use it to send messages in which the voice identifies itself as Kurt and cracks jokes at his cost.
Pedotips might have complied with the C&D, but Nick would still be harassing Kurt by allowing those messages (which would still violate supertips and Youtube TOS).

I don't think this is over just yet.

That's a sort of different legal issue. The White v. Samsung case I mentioned earlier might apply in that situation, although I'll note it's more of an outlier than a leading case, with lots of subsequent distinguishing cites. The denial of en banc review in that case by the Ninth Circuit also had a scathing dissent by Alex Kozinski, joined by two others, critiquing the reasoning of the panel. I agree with Kozinski's dissent, but the case is an example of how far-reaching the tort is and how ordinary "parody" defenses may simply not apply.

 

[Captain Manning]

When Kurt sent the C&D notice, Nick tardraged hard until 4AM CST on Twitter, screaming how Kurt was abusing freedom of speech, only to be told that it was misuse of likeness for commercial gain and that Melton would be rolling over immediately.

Bottom line: Nick lost. Kurt won. He'll never admit it though.

Now it's time for Sean to win. And so forth...

Soon. Soon there will be more childish seething, and more unsubscribing.

He should just smoke meth. That'll keep his narcolepsy at bay for 8ish hours at a time.

Please don't giv...

No, wait. That's actually an excellent idea. In fact, he should do it live on camera. It'll own all the haters. Good idea.

 

[Cad an Hell]

They gave a cocaine addict adderall? lmao

God bless America.

He will inevitably begin abusing them if he hasn't started to already.

 

[Milkshake Sniffer]

Was there ever any mention of narcolepsy before he started doing drugs and swinging? Making up new conditions to justify doing drugs is classic addict behavior. Is this an actual thing or is he just classifying his bodies dependency on uppers as narcolepsy?

TBF yes. It's been mentioned repeatedly going back pretty much to the start. Using it as an excuse for his deviant behaviour - that bit's new.