Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patrick is really seething tonight. Nice Friday night, stupid.

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He is now openly advocating for mass killing of his political opponents. He's so fucking mental now that I consider him a risk to public safety.

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It's always funny to me how ACAB people like Rick who cry about police brutality will always advocate for police brutality against the Jan. 6 crowd.
 
and literally everyone else who isn’t some nigger or shitskin criminal
Have you considered that Rick does not want nogs to go to prison because he doesn't want them to enjoy? Only his beloved stalker children get to go to prison and enjoy it, everybody else goes in the basement grinder.
 
Only his beloved stalker children get to go to prison and enjoy it

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Also I can usually understand where Pat's (fat) mind is going, but what Comedy Pat finds funny is indeed the most baffling of his many outputs

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Also I can usually understand where Pat's (fat) mind is going, but what Comedy Pat finds funny is indeed the most baffling of his many outputs

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Is he branching out into something for the French market?

Jockeys would make a nice horse scented saucisson, I am sure.

“Eh’ bof,” *sucks on Gauloise*

“I am not, ow you say, le grande, stalkerrrr”,

“Enjoy Bastille, Les enfants”
 
"Non, stalker infants - I am not trop gros. Those are merely your délires. This is why your l' existence is already over"
Patrice Thomelin is starting to form in my mind now.

I am thinking Obelix, of Asterix the Gaul, gluttonous and stupid, of course fat but denying it, eating whole niglets roasted with apples in their mouths.
However, rather than a cauldron of potion, Patrice fell into a vat of stupidity.

He also doesn’t shower and boasts about his Peugeot, plus had a failed career as an artist and writer of romance novels.
 
Patrice Thomelin is starting to form in my mind now.

I am thinking Obelix, of Asterix the Gaul, gluttonous and stupid, of course fat but denying it, eating whole niglets roasted with apples in their mouths.
However, rather than a cauldron of potion, Patrice fell into a vat of stupidity.

He also doesn’t shower and boasts about his Peugeot, plus had a failed career as an artist and writer of romance novels.
Rick would never be like Obelix! Obelix may be fat and stupid, yes, but he's also a hard worker and loyal to his friends and fellow Gauls. Also he never sat on and crushed Dogmatix to death.
 
I guess I'm outing myself as a Patrick newbie, but it's just unfathomable to me that he never seems to get tired of writing the exact same thing over and over. It seems almost mechanical at this point. Does he really think that he's one-upping the trolls, sending them running with their tails between their legs, when he types out, "You are wrong, stalker.
It's because you can't let the idiots win, child.
 
Rick would never be like Obelix! Obelix may be fat and stupid, yes, but he's also a hard worker and loyal to his friends and fellow Gauls. Also he never sat on and crushed Dogmatix to death.
Rick is the commander of the Roman Legion fort that has been unsuccessfully trying to conquer the village for years. Obsequious to those in power, a sneering bully to his subordinates, and just repeating to himself over and over how the Gauls will Enjoy Conquest as he boils Nubian children into garum in his hypocaust tunnels in the half-villa. With his wife, Nikkus Dikkus.

Minime, hae iterum tantum tuae delusiones sunt. Fruere carcere, insidiator.
 
I guess I'm outing myself as a Patrick newbie,

In addition to what others have already said, I would like to add that I believe Pat is a real life psychopath who is unable to connect with other people on a human level. This is why his lies are so ridiculous. He cannot put himself in the position of another person to calculate whether or not his lie is believable. He also seems unable to feel emotions such as empathy or love.....almost like he comes from another dimension and is just pretending to be a human. Add to this his malicious, mean, hateful personality and I believe "psychopath" is an entirely appropriate word to use.

And don't get me started on poor Bernell........
 
In addition to what others have already said, I would like to add that I believe Pat is a real life psychopath who is unable to connect with other people on a human level. This is why his lies are so ridiculous. He cannot put himself in the position of another person to calculate whether or not his lie is believable. He also seems unable to feel emotions such as empathy or love.....almost like he comes from another dimension and is just pretending to be a human. Add to this his malicious, mean, hateful personality and I believe "psychopath" is an entirely appropriate word to use.

And don't get me started on poor Bernell........
Patrick's sociopathy renders him completely obsessed with his image and social standing to the omission of all else. For Pat, it's not about what he achieves in life, but what other people think he has achieved. That's why he claims to be an expert on such a wide variety of topics that he knows nothing about.

Pat's obsession with social status fills the void where other people's sense of self would be. It gives him an entirely external locus of self-esteem. So getting insulted online cannot be allowed to stand. It would be the equivalent to your or I responding to being punched. You don't just sit there and take punches, you at the very least try to defend yourself against the blow. But the other major facet of Pat's personality is his stupidity. Pat is a fucking idiot. An intelligent sociopath would plot elaborate revenge against his detractors. Whilst every insult would make him seethe, a Patrick Bateman would know that just telling that person to Enjoy Prison won't be effective in defending his social standing, so he'll do something like doxing them and maybe framing them for crimes - look at Vordrak, a sociopath with a higher IQ than Pat, and the way he would exact ruthless revenge against all his detractors by trying to ruin their lives (and nearly bringing the Farms down for good at one point). Pat doesn't have the thinkin' meats to come up with a plan like that, the best he has are his lolsuits and they only make his problems worse. All he has is "Enjoy Prison", and he genuinely thinks that recovers his social standing by giving a rebuttal against every single attack, like a boxer fending off incoming hits.

So the obsessive responding to every single Patpost is Pat's way of, in his mind, correcting the record and restoring his good name. Allowing a Stalker to go UnChilded would lower his image. He's too stupid to grasp that people can very easily draw other conclusions from his behaviour because, as you say, he doesn't really have any empathy or theory of mind. He doesn't really understand the social world that he wants to dominate. That's what makes him funny. He has the psychology of a serial killer but the intelligence of a turnip and all his clever schemes blow up in his face every time. Many in this thread have speculated at whether he would be capable of serious violence if he completely lost control and I think it's possible. He has the mind of a mass-shooter, or a murder-suicider. I hope his story doesn't have a tragic end.
 
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Did this faggot buy a fucking Milwaukee-brand Milwaukee hammer in Milwaukee to beat off Susan? That's fucking hilarious.

I assume his turbo assdildo needs that MX-Fuel power! DeWank just can't compare!
The reviews on the website are horrible. People say the head snaps off easily while pulling nails, some people say it snapped off the first time they pulled a nail. He probably bought that shit the day he took that picture. He is also fat.
 
Being shoved up an arse and then Shat into a pepperoni grinder is probably the most horrible way to go.
Having to hear his ultra gay lisp cackling about this month's pepperoni sales as you're anally ejected into a grinder only adds insult to death injury.
Keep us posted on your incoming imprisonment.
This will never not be funny.
I just can't wrap my head around his constant need to post photos of himself on social media publicly. It's such womanly behavior.
Hey, you trying being Mama Raven's special boy who's also a sociopathic dickhead and has a sweet set of bitch tits. Think you'd be able to not share it all with everyone online?

No, child. You wouldn't.
 
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Patrick's sociopathy renders him completely obsessed with his image and social standing to the omission of all else. For Pat, it's not about what he achieves in life, but what other people think he has achieved. That's why he claims to be an expert on such a wide variety of topics that he knows nothing about.
I can’t be bothered to look it up before posting, but I vaguely recall a study or statistical claim that psychopaths are often of lower IQ and intelligence than the average human.

It would certainly explain Patrick and his world view.
He is smart enough to realize that killing people, who he thinks deserve it will land him in jail sooner or later.
But he still might have another belief common to psychopaths that he is superior to normal people.

In any case though, he seriously has a warped and delusional self image.
He obviously believes with sincerity that he isn’t fat and that he is a genius.
 
I can’t be bothered to look it up before posting, but I vaguely recall a study or statistical claim that psychopaths are often of lower IQ and intelligence than the average human.
That's contested. Low functioning ones are pretty visible, thus probably overrepresented in studies. Juvenile offenders, petty crime, unstable jobs, violent relationships, in and out of prison a lot. High functioning ones usually stay out of jail and are just manipulative/exploitative users of other people.
There's also a confounder as there's some heritable stuff involved, but early childhood neglect and trauma can make some people into low functioning psychopaths too.
 
I can’t be bothered to look it up before posting, but I vaguely recall a study or statistical claim that psychopaths are often of lower IQ and intelligence than the average human.

It would certainly explain Patrick and his world view.
He is smart enough to realize that killing people, who he thinks deserve it will land him in jail sooner or later.
But he still might have another belief common to psychopaths that he is superior to normal people.

In any case though, he seriously has a warped and delusional self image.
He obviously believes with sincerity that he isn’t fat and that he is a genius.
 
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