Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Terrifik]

Don't: Record, restream or screenshot the meeting.
Do: take copious notes, bring enough popcorn, use a plausible but fake name(not Dave, that's just retarded), make sure your camera and microphone are off, if you're using a browser remember to un-mute the tab so you can hear, remember the timezone.
Read the court's information here: https://www.utd.uscourts.gov/zoom-hearings
There's a test link at the bottom of the page.
If you regularly use Zoom then either use a different device or make sure you're fully logged out.

The link as published in the schedule posted just now is here:
Greer v. Moon et al

https://www.zoomgov.com/j/1613073542?pwd=Qmjpaj0TE2HbZRitCs666sLi4BI5nW.1

you forgot point to ethan ralph for concquences for doing so.
THEY WILL FIND & THEY DO KNOW.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Hopefully one of the parties can get a word in to the court to disable attendee voice/video unless selected. Behave yourselves people. Let's have another optics success like the Rekieta Omnibussin'

Assuming shitlips doesn't refuse to show, wonder if he cries to the court that the evil kiwis are listening to the event.

I'll be working, write a good report men. Maybe someone run a transcription AI with their audio channel? Is that sticking with the rules?

Transcription AI then feed it to a voice actor AI. Imagine Hardin vs Russtard only it's Trump vs Apu from the Simpsons?

 

[Kapitan Bomba]

I do not like the omen of 666 being in the URL.

 

[Pedophobe]

Maybe someone run a transcription AI with their audio channel? Is that sticking with the rules?

That's probably against the rules. Pen and paper is the most advanced technology courts tend to be happy with, and they're still a bit iffy about these new-fangled ballpoints.

 

[Pee Cola]

I've already set my alarm and plan to hit the hay early tonight. I wouldn't miss this for all the tea in China.

Don't: Record, restream or screenshot the meeting.
Do: take copious notes, bring enough popcorn, use a plausible but fake name(not Dave, that's just retarded), make sure your camera and microphone are off, if you're using a browser remember to un-mute the tab so you can hear, remember the timezone.
Read the court's information here: https://www.utd.uscourts.gov/zoom-hearings
There's a test link at the bottom of the page.
If you regularly use Zoom then either use a different device or make sure you're fully logged out.

In addition to all this, If you haven't used Zoom in a while, ensure you check for updates prior to the hearing.

 

[RodgerDodger]

That's probably against the rules. Pen and paper is the most advanced technology courts tend to be happy with, and they're still a bit iffy about these new-fangled ballpoints.

They still decry the invention of the pencil.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

They still decry the invention of the pencil.

That probably has more to do with the pencil being a symbolic indictment of central planning and state intervention in the economy
cf. Leonard Reed, I, Pencil

https://fee.org/ebooks/i-pencil/

 

[Greedy Fly]

Maybe someone run a transcription AI with their audio channel? I've seen it in HR teams with autotranscript software. Is that sticking with the rules?

When in doubt, don't. Also AI has make a lot of impressive advancements lately but I'm pretty sure it's beyond current capabilities to interpret Russ's mangled slurping noises into English anyway.

 

[BoomerPrime]

I'll be working, write a good report men. Maybe someone run a transcription AI with their audio channel? I've seen it in HR teams with autotranscript software. Is that sticking with the rules?

I think this was asked and answered previously, and if I remember right the consensus was 'no' that does not stick to the rules.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Use a respectable looking name to sign in

Crosses off "Crust Rusty Trombone" from list of potential names.

 

[jerkstore]

i had originally planned to take the day off for this hearing as well, but had to take my usual weekend day off instead. however, i will just take a lunch break, which i usually don’t, so i can still listen.

watching the shitshow unfold live is a privilege, and what’s at stake is extreme. let’s don’t fuck this up for no reason. russell’s rage and frustration has to have built to a crescendo - let him fuck himself.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Assuming shitlips doesn't refuse to show, wonder if he cries to the court that the evil kiwis are listening to the event.

If he shows, I am certain he will do exactly that.

Another reason everyone should be on their best behavior. No sneaky clever names like STEVE TAYLOR or worse. It will be all the funnier when the judge tells him "it's a public hearing, deal" and we watch him seethe impotently.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

STEVE TAYLOR

I literally LOL'd. I would suggest "Ghost of Steve Taylor" but, again poor taste.

 

[Pat Fried Rice]

Schedule published. If you wish to virtually attend, do not be a retard. Use a respectable looking name to sign in. Do not have a bullshit profile picture. You are attending a court hearing, any attention drawn will be negative attention to the site. The site has a reputation of being reasonably well behaved when attending hearings, lets keep it that way. If you do anything to shit up the hearing, it will look poorly not on you, but on the site, and on Null. Its his ass on the line. Dont make things harder.

Don't: Record, restream or screenshot the meeting.
Do: take copious notes, bring enough popcorn, use a plausible but fake name(not Dave, that's just retarded), make sure your camera and microphone are off, if you're using a browser remember to un-mute the tab so you can hear, remember the timezone.
Read the court's information here: https://www.utd.uscourts.gov/zoom-hearings
There's a test link at the bottom of the page.
If you regularly use Zoom then either use a different device or make sure you're fully logged out.

The link as published in the schedule posted just now is here:
Greer v. Moon et al

https://www.zoomgov.com/j/1613073542?pwd=Qmjpaj0TE2HbZRitCs666sLi4BI5nW.1

I don't think anyone from the forum with an interest in this case would be a sperg, but if anyone does decide to go full retard, I wish upon you to stub each of your toes on every piece of furniture for eternity.

With that said, since I don't have work atm, I will be watching this thread for some commentary.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I don't think anyone from the forum with an interest in this case would be a sperg, but if anyone does decide to go full retard, I wish upon you to stub each of your toes on every piece of furniture for eternity.

Why go easy on them? Curse them to step upon Lego until trumpets sound to announce the Day of Judgement.

 

[obsdj]

Why go easy on them? Curse them to step upon Lego until trumpets sound to announce the Day of Judgement.

I was thinking full-body paper cuts followed by a lemon juice bath.

 

[FamicomGorby]

The real question is if we'll get to hear Null on this one. Will he unconsciously refer to the judge as "chyat" while speaking?

I was thinking full-body paper cuts followed by a lemon juice bath.

Punishment by catapult

 

[obsdj]

The real question is if we'll get to hear Null on this one. Will he unconsciously refer to the judge as "chyat" while speaking?

Is he expected to be present, since he's back in the US? I hadn't even thought about that.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

"Warning: Under the rules of the United States District Court, no recording, transcription, or streaming of this proceeding is allowed."
Guess there is no point in me offering to donate some GPU time doing automatic transcription

 

[DavidS877]

"Warning: Under the rules of the United States District Court, no recording, transcription, or streaming of this proceeding is allowed."
Guess there is no point in me offering to donate some GPU time doing automatic transcription

Don't worry, the TOP KIWI MINDS will be taking notes. God help us all.