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everyday this woman come into my 7eleven and she buys a donut and a coffee, i tell her 'you look very pretty girl very sexual yes' and she does not respond only buys food and leaves. how am i to get girlfriend if they always leave before i can speak to them
 
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Common error.

Women are more into the mysterious but powerful type.

Just hang around where she will be (preferably in awkward positions, like squatting on a wall or something) and look mysterious. Sinister even. Spare your words, maybe carry a notebook and a sword. Wear black.

Wait for when she gets attacked, then jump into action to save the day.

This advanced seduction technique has a couple of drawbacks. It relies heavily on your future wife being attacked. And that can be a long process. If you get a TRO before she gets attacked, it's not guaranteed this will work either.
 
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Obviously you're sending mixed messages. Next time you need to pull your pants down and expose your willy to her.
 
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rel=alternate said:
Women are more into the mysterious but powerful type.

Just hang around where she will be (preferably in awkward positions, like squatting on a wall or something) and look mysterious. Sinister even. Spare your words, maybe carry a notebook and a sword. Wear black.
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Like a thug gopnik?

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I don't think that's it, chief.
 
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rel=alternate said:
Common error.

Women are more into the mysterious but powerful type.

Just hang around where she will be (preferably in awkward positions, like squatting on a wall or something) and look mysterious. Sinister even. Spare your words, maybe carry a notebook and a sword. Wear black.

Wait for when she gets attacked, then jump into action to save the day.

This advanced seduction technique has a couple of drawbacks. It relies heavily on your future wife being attacked. And that can be a long process. If you get a TRO before she gets attacked, it's not guaranteed this will work either.
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YES, much like action hero james bond.
 
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Grub said:
That type of shit is like a daily occurrence to most women that work in any kind of customer service.
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No, I know several women in customer service and this does not happen (at all).

You are completely brainwashed if you think this is a daily occurrence to most women, but maybe in your shithole city.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
No, I know several women in customer service and this does not happen (at all).

You are completely brainwashed if you think this is a daily occurrence to most women, but maybe in your shithole city.
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I guess all the times I've personally witnessed it myself didn't happen. My wife has been lying to me for years about all the times this has happened to her or her coworkers over the years at basically every job she's had. I guess today when she told me about how a drunk guy came in and started trying to hit on her high school age coworker and saying a bunch inappropriate shit and then started calling them all trash when they kicked him out just didn't happen. She literally just told me that story before I responded to your post.
 
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Grub said:
I guess all the times I've personally witnessed it myself didn't happen. My wife has been lying to me for years about all the times this has happened to her or her coworkers over the years at basically every job she's had. I guess today when she told me about how a drunk guy came in and started trying to hit on her high school age coworker and saying a bunch inappropriate shit and then started calling them all trash when they kicked him out just didn't happen.
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So you have these anecdotes? Sure, it happens in this world.

I also have knowledge of this not happening, but for you to say that this is a daily occurence to most women is fucking ridiculous. I also have anecdotes of women doing this to men.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
No, I know several women in customer service and this does not happen (at all).

You are completely brainwashed if you think this is a daily occurrence to most women, but maybe in your shithole city.
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dude, i know your an autismo, but you are getting really mad over an obvious joke, and yes women in customer service get hit on all of the time, what universe do you live in.
 
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