Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Doctor of Autism]

FATTY MAD



He wishes he looked like his bitmoji's



Wanting to do pizza month with a side of passive aggressive




After bitching about Fantastic Four, Jack gushes about the newest MCU movie

ENGAGEMENT BAIT



Jack loves tariffs



Fortune cookie words about cupcakes

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

ack loves tariffs

Of course he does. Daddy Trump did them. Trump could fuck Hammy (it would be the only time I'd feel sorry for Trump) and Jack would be sitting in the cuck chair cheering him on

 

[Sneedmiser]

Of course he does. Daddy Trump did them. Trump could fuck Hammy (it would be the only time I'd feel sorry for Trump) and Jack would be sitting in the cuck chair cheering him on

Trump wouldn't fuck Tammy, he'd be hotmic'ed calling her a fat pig and a mommy wife, then he'd do his retard impression. Jack would not understand this and still clap, then tell the story about how he choked his son out again.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

"If you wanna know how the plot is then watch the trailer"

Ironically, the stuff Jagoff is concerned about like nudity, violence, political agendas and the presence of gay people can often be sussed out by watching the trailer and just reading MPA rating. Commenting on the plot is something that requires one to watch the movie and not be in a persistent mononeuronal state and Jack can’t fulfill either of those requirements.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Veggie burgers aint all bad. Also as a vain fuck and someone big into lifting. Costco has these south west style black bean burgers. Killer macros super cheap. I'd eat 2 of them with some home made pico after lifting. I will say as a meat eater, those morning star "grillers" blech boring bland. One time I tried an impossible it's a fucking salt bomb like ramen, You'd need it to swim in ketchup or something.

I have tried my fair share of meat substitutes for boring logistical reasons related to keeping kosher. I really like the Morningstar Farms corn dogs (they taste like the real thing to me and are a guilty pleasure treat), Beyond Sausages (sweet Italian and hot Italian), and a lot of Gardein products (especially the fake chicken filets even though they’re $10 for three).

But Jack trying to come off like he’s insightful and wise on any topic makes me sick. Again, I’m so glad he’s miserable. I wonder if he knows it’s likely he’ll die in pain.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack’s coping hard about the fact his latest shit videos don’t fetch anything substantial.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Jack’s coping hard about the fact his latest shit videos don’t fetch anything substantial.

Easy said when one's fat wife pays for everything, Jack.
When will he have another stroke? I am sick of these garbage posts he shits out on a daily basis. It's time for the best Cooking with Jack episode, called silence.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Easy said when one's fat wife pays for everything, Jack.
When will he have another stroke? I am sick of these garbage posts he shits out on a daily basis. It's time for the best Cooking with Jack episode, called silence.

Stroke to coma would be nice for the world. Less of this fat asshole barging in and shitting up the place ala Johnny Somali and Vitaly.

 

[biggacracka]

Stroke to coma would be nice for the world. Less of this fat asshole barging in and shitting up the place ala Johnny Somali and Vitaly.

If he gets in a coma/goes full vegetable, do you think his family will weekend at Bernie him for videos to continue their tax breaks?

 

[Marc]

If he gets in a coma/goes full vegetable, do you think his family will weekend at Bernie him for videos to continue their tax breaks?

I expect Hammy and Junior to launch a GoFundMe (despite Jack's history of admonishing socialist medicine while bragging about refusing to pay his own ER bills), post embarrassing FB photos of people praying over Jack's enormous corpse in which a catheter tube disappears under his sore-covered fupa, go on a DMCA spree against all the channels reporting on Jack now that he's incapacitated, delete any Youtube comments telling them to do a fundraising merch run or anything else requiring more effort than holding out an open palm while frowning, then file for bankruptcy after refusing to sell their crappy homes toward offsetting Jack's eight digit medical expenses.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Tammy dying first would be the worst (and funniest) thing to happen to Jack.

 

[biggacracka]

Tammy dying first would be the worst (and funniest) thing to happen to Jack.

Oh God, please let this happen please please please

 

[Falcon Sebben]

"If you wanna know how the plot is then watch the trailer"

Ironically, the stuff Jagoff is concerned about like nudity, violence, political agendas and the presence of gay people can often be sussed out by watching the trailer and just reading MPA rating. Commenting on the plot is something that requires one to watch the movie and not be in a persistent mononeuronal state and Jack can’t fulfill either of those requirements.

You mean you need to understand the movie. Fatty as the understanding of a toddler. It's just pretty pictures and big buff men hitting each other. That's what he wants to see.

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

I'm drunk and not cropping at this moment.

Only Jack would love this. The wet brain actually loved his own post about fast food hamburgers.


My goodness.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Only Jack would love this. The wet brain actually loved his own post about fast food hamburgers.

Made me think of The Simpsons.

"I lived off Whoppers growing up, did you?"
"I had home cooked meals with my family."

 

[Slavic Patronym]

It's not surprising to hear he's been burying his tears in sesame buns for the last 50+ years:

• Eating ultra-processed foods tied to cognitive decline (Harvard Health)
• Ultra-processed foods – like fast food – may contribute to cognitive decline (Center for Cognitive Aging & Memory at UF)
• "A link may even exist between fast food, processed food, commercial baked goods, and sweets and destruction of brain cell and a lowering of intelligence." (National Library of Medicine)

 

[myhairisonfire]

I'm drunk and not cropping at this moment.

Only Jack would love this. The wet brain actually loved his own post about fast food hamburgers.


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She's in to you, bro!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack going schizo acting like he's an expert on youtube




Random sperging about illegal immigrants

 

[semitooth]

Jack going schizo acting like he's an expert on youtube

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out of context this is unironically one of the funniest things jack has ever posted

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack going schizo acting like he's an expert on youtube

I think a genius writer wouldn't have used the singular 'a' with plural nouns.