Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Ivan Daniloff]

Nick gave his daughter cocaine, no redemption, he deserves to die in prison

That was serious, hideous abuse. He also neglected them chronically, including underfeeding and not making sure their bodies and clothes were washed. He undoubtedly screamed and carried on at them as well.

He’s piece of shit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Back last summer although he had changed his background into pure cringe with the "Joker painting signed by the Joker" and worthless meme paintings his lighting was the same.

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At the start of 2025 his camera moved down near the table pointing up at him (I guess he wanted to fit the shitty paintings in frame) but the lighting was fine.

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Now the camera has moved back up further than it was to begin with but zoomed out. With this zoomed out view we can see shadows being cast a) by the bookcase at the right of the frame, which wasn't the case in the first image above, and b) by the shelf at the left, which isn't visible in frame 2.

It seems like the lighting now comes from both of the corners of the room behind his computer? I'm wondering if he maybe got rid of or broke his ring light.

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That excuse should cover at least a month of empty cans.

I'm wondering if some of the lights in the balldo bunker have gone out, and he's too dumb or lazy to figure out how to replace & dispose of the fluorescent lights.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I think my favorite development is the fact that Nick could not give less of a fuck that CGoody is dead. Ironically, that is probably the most normal reaction Nick has had to anything in years. I hope it was worth it for Cory. Sweep for all those years, only to die having done nothing of substance in life, have your funeral at Goldstein Rosenberg's Discount Funeral Directors Inc, and then be buried in a Potter's Field. Nick didn't even leave a kind message on his obituary page.

 

[Vibralldo]

nick rekieta is on that lolcow plateau strategy. bore the fuck out of detractors so they endlessly re-litigate minutiae from far away pasts so that they (the lolcow) can manifest a win since they didn't do anything fucking retarded for over 2 days. this is a little acknowledged portion of the lolcow cycle.

i.e. he's about to do something fucking retarded because his simps are boring and his detractors are boring and he's boring and he needs some extraneous attention.

Nick's started doing nitrous ON STREAM, he hasn't plateaued, he's rapidly spiraling

That was serious, hideous abuse. He also neglected them chronically, including underfeeding and not making sure their bodies and clothes were washed. He undoubtedly screamed and carried on at them as well.

He’s piece of shit.

Nick's kids would be far better off without him. He starves them, neglects them, calls them fat, gives them drugs, drives them drunk, is openly hostile to them while streaming, talks about how they're a burden on stream, and only seems to care when they're taken away, immediately going back to the above when he gets them back.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm wondering if some of the lights in the balldo bunker have gone out, and he's too dumb or lazy to figure out how to replace & dispose of the fluorescent lights.

How heartless, the blown out light bulbs reminds him of the fine Minnesotan Somali electrician (with a six pack) who replaces his light bulbs for him and spends extra time to make sure everything's plugged properly (all 10 inches), such as the ones in his bedroom.
This man died of pancreatic cancer.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

How heartless, the blown out light bulbs reminds him of

... his blown out anus after the Somalis or Jamaicans finished up with him.

Finished tfy.

 

[Meat Target]

If anyone was watching his recent stuff and wondering, he's definitely already past the point of coming back mentally. He has forgotten how to even be himself.

By creating strawman AI personas of his erstwhile friends to dunk on, he has reached an event horizon of madness. More so than Patrick Tomlinson vehemently denying to his imaginary Twitter audience that a troll is not his toilet, stalker child.

 

[that_monika]

Nick this galaxy gas shit is pathetic nignog shit, and it ruins the cohesiveness of your streams. I get it doesn't show up on a drug test but there are so much better legal highs that don't show up on drug tests.

Is he huffing nitrous? It seems probable because he's retarded enough to believe it's safe, he knows it won't show up on a drug test, and the cops found ketamine in his house which is also a dissociative, but the thing that makes me question it is how fucked up he sounds on stream. It's not like he's huffing nitrous balloons on stream, so unless he's been compulsively redosing all day before the stream, it's hard to believe the effects would last so long. You can have lingering effects from nitrous if you abuse it, but if you just slam one balloon of it, the effects will dissipate pretty quick. Also, his voice is so fucked up that doesn't seem like nitrous would cause him to sound like that, unless he's REALLY retarded and huffing the freezing cold gas straight from a cracker/dispenser and directly burning his throat with the cold gas.

All of this leads me to my question: there's no way he's stupid enough to be huffing air duster, right? Rationalizing cocaine abuse and alcoholism is one thing, but he's not THAT retarded, is he? Even as a wet-brained retard, he's not actually stupid enough to be huffing duster, surely.

The reason I bring it up is that it's effects are more pronounced, it also won't show up on a drug test, and it DOES fuck your voice up like that. And it feels good, which is all Nick seems to care about. But there's no way he's actually that stupid. Even at his dumbest, there's no way he'd do that, right? Even his dumbshit failure of a wife would step in and intervene at that point, wouldn't she?

If my far-fetched theory has any validity at all, and if Nick is reading this thread, NIGGER STOP. You might as well cut a hole in your skull and fry your gray matter with a soldering iron if you're doing that shit. It will KILL YOU or leave you a total mental invalid with permanent, irreversible brain damage. I hope I'm completely off-base, because that would be a whole new level of retarded.

 

[Meat Target]

but he's not THAT retarded, is he?

Lolcows can always get more retarded. There's no rock bottom for them.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I have been a bit unplugged from the Rackets lore as of late, but just doing the bit of catch up that is required here. I am a bit perplexed that he is even bothering to still even stream, considering how down bad his entire presence has been. Anyone sensible that all things considered of the legal ramifications he is facing, it would probably be wise to not even stream; Especially considering that he is completely under the microscope in ways that I have never seen another lolcow actually be under. Though, the man still continues to push his luck, and all things considered he ended up getting a very generous plea deal; In which most in the same position would not even get. The fact he is on active probation and putting himself out there in such a way, especially considering that he does not need the money even remotely from what fellow Farmers have unearthed, demonstrates the amount of ego that in likes only Ricky Rackets can demonstrate.
The nitrous phenomenon makes more sense all things considered, but that is such an obscure way of getting high I can't even speculate on that. A common person wouldn't think of even attempting to be inhaling fumes to that degree, but all things considered the guy by his own admission didn't drink until 35 and didn't start doing drugs till 40. So if anything, the burn out cycle is if anything amplified 20 fold, because at that point in life you shouldn't be aspiring to live that type of life style. Any sensible person unless in a comfortable bubble, doesn't deliberately go out of their way to abuse these type of things in their late 30's going into their 40's. So it is totally out of ego at this stage, and the fact this guy is so jaded about missing out on high school tier partying is cringe.

Rackets was given mercy, but the guy is a completely out to lunch in reality of his situation. Given the situation his probation, the court already realizes that his characteristics reflect the he is bound to fail regardless if he is huffing gas or not. The question isn't of him failing, but when. I say that a guy like him 2 years in prison is a long time. He can't even go 2 days without making a clown out of himself, which we stand by in the court of public opinion. Though, he learned nothing from this, and if anything at this stage it is just violating the parole which he is already in his behavior going to do. I can say that at least if dear leader can get the body cam footage of the first arrest, the upcoming sequel will be hell of a lot better. We all know he is going to violate his parole, and the first body cam is going to be very interesting to see. Though this second one is going to be probably ten times better, only because we actually see that he will indeed have to face real time. No one to bail him out, and that he has to be accountable. No amount of warbucks money can bail him out. Why it is illogical that a man in his position with all his has to lose gamble that all a way. Many would kill for that type of lifestyle and opportunity, and what makes him so disliked.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If my far-fetched theory has any validity at all, and if Nick is reading this thread, NIGGER STOP

Don’t try to save this addict from himself. Go to Al-Anon if you have to. There are far more worthy recipients of your concern.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Lolcows can always get more retarded. There's no rock bottom for them.

Exactly. Whats the point of gawking at retards if theyre not gonna act like retards

 

[Captain Manning]

Man, there have been SIXTEEN new pages in this thread just today, and every single post in them has been nothing but mine. Some 170-odd new posts. All me, talking to myself. None of the rest of you are here, and are all figments of my imagination. I guess I should just throw in the towel and acknowledge that nobody else has an interest in Rekieta, and this thread is as dead as a doornail. Kiwi Farms eternally felted. Ah well.

Nick this galaxy gas shit is pathetic nignog shit, and it ruins the cohesiveness of your streams. I get it doesn't show up on a drug test but there are so much better legal highs that don't show up on drug tests.

It seems to me like there is a growing number of people in this thread that think he should just switch to huffing a particular German product labeled "gift gas."


(Again though, I am not one of them).

I think my favorite development is the fact that Nick could not give less of a fuck that CGoody is dead. Ironically, that is probably the most normal reaction Nick has had to anything in years.

I could have told you that was gonna happen

"Goody is dead? Well that just means he can't sweep for me anymore, so IDGAF."

Nick Rekieta, ladies and gentlemen. A true humanist.

 

[Vibralldo]

The reason I bring it up is that it's effects are more pronounced, it also won't show up on a drug test, and it DOES fuck your voice up like that.

Nitrous also fucks up your voice and makes it lower, the same way Nick's did immediately after he "had to help his family"

He also admitted to doing it previously.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is image uploading broken, ATM?

Anyways, he's currently at 1.6k live views RN.

You might have to be an old salt to really appreciate this, but that number is absolutely miserable for him.

You might even say it's...

SAD! PATHETIC!


Screw Rittenhouse and Depp... that's well below his average Weebwars audience circa 2019. I was there the night he went over 9k.

Even in his drunk and drug show spiral he was still hitting 2-3k on the regular. This is abysmal.

100%
I believe it was coomalot (one of his best friends who still defends nick to this day) that mentioned Nick was getting really into the concept of the "secret medical benefits of cocaine"

I hope it was some version of his talk to Aaron about how cocaine 'raises your stress tolerance threshold' talk. Nick repeats himself and rambles on stream, why would he not do so in person?

It’s lunch recess and he’s obsessing about Kurt. It’s really been the whole show very weird.

Nick always beats a joke to sub-atomic particle death. Remember 'Balls or no balls?' and 'Unbreaded?'

Called it. Also, Nick doesn't have narcolepsy. That's bullshit. If it's not bullshit, I want him to tell us how he was diagnosed.

He has told the story on stream a few times.

Supposedly he had trouble getting up in the AM to work and nodding off, and his (feamle) boss supposedly sarcastically quipped that he should 'have that checked out'. So he took medical leave to have a sleep study done after a referral from a doctor where he checked 90% of the symptoms on a diagnostic questionnaire and got diagnosed after the study results. He then took the diagnosis and an accommodation for back to his boss and supposedly threw it in her face (metaphorically) and gloated.

107°F core body temperature is Hyperpyrexia range, caused by "your either dead or permanently retarded, pick one" complications like severe Sepsis, Meningitis, Thyroid storms and brain trauma.

Interestingly, it can be also caused by drug overdoses that disrupt thermoregulation, stimulants such as Cocaine, Meth and MDMA can cause this. Did Nick's stimulant toxicity / polysubstance his way into Serotonin Syndrome? Its possible.

The only thing I'd say is that 107°F core body temperature for any significant, continuous length of time will lead to permanent neurological impairment. If you dip in and out of that temp, you will likely suffer temporary neurological effects, but likely nothing permanent. That's what I experienced when I had scarlet fever that was misdiagnosed. I dipped into and out of 107 for a few days and experienced temporary neuropsychiatric consequences, represented as panic attacks, chronic severe anxiety, and acute agoraphobia, none of which I'd ever had before. Took about 2 weeks before the syndrome subsided. As far as I could tell I was no more retarded after than I was before and objective testing didn't show anything of interest.

Your differential is spot on. If I had to guess it was straight stimulant toxicity or polypharmacy with direct action on hypothalamic thermoregulatory centers rather than something like a serotonin syndrome.

He has backed off the 107 F as an actual number and said more recently that the thermometer might have been broken, but that was the true and honest reading and he felt sick.

Jesus christ he is being shockingly blatant in these clips, Nick is just dancing with the Devil isn’t he. The thrill of almost getting caught and showing off about it is just too addicting for him.
I can’t imagine the misery of just sitting there all brain fogged, having to pretend to comment on something I don’t have any interest in, and having to dull the senses every 5 minutes just to numb the pain of boredom. It looks like hell. Good.

He's literally fucking retarded. He thinks anything online is somehow completely legal automatically, despite the fact he got his home raided and his kids taken away for six months by doing a deranged cokestream that caused the cops to raid his home instantly.

Imagine being this RETARDED. How is anyone this STUPID?

Keep committing crimes on stream, you dumb motherfucker Nick.

But he told the judge at his sentencing that everyone tells him that he is smart...? How can this be???

Holy sheet I just watched the @elb cut from this afternoon's trial stream and the dude is like a different person from this morning. The brain and the voice and affectations are just cooked and broiled, no comparison. I had assumed he left for the long break to go piss in a cup; the dude probably came back to the realization his 2.0 arc is failing and figures he just pissed in a cup so why not get faded on camera. What a puny plan. It's happening faster than I expected.

AND THIS GUY IS GOING TO LAS VEGAS ON THURSDAY?

The fail scale is logarithmic.

How will his audience fare without Nick's daily coverage of the Karen Read trial though?

It looks like the Chris Schurr trial is wrapping up. I'm curious if Andrew Branca will rejoin Nick for the Karen Read trial.
- Branca has gained ~14,000 subscribers since leaving Read and starting Schurr.
- Branca didn't seem too interested in the Karen Read trail itself, though if it were beneficial for his channel he'd certainly stick it out.
- With Nick's conduct today (at least in clips) it looks like a bad move to join him. Maybe Branca should dual-stream with Joe Nierman.

Nick should have jumped ship with Branca but it would have:

- Been a less popular trial and Nick was counting on passive views
- Been Branca's specialty, so he might have had to engage his brain and pretend to some legal insightt
- Been Branca's stream and he would be guest which would insult his ego

I think my favorite development is the fact that Nick could not give less of a fuck that CGoody is dead. Ironically, that is probably the most normal reaction Nick has had to anything in years. I hope it was worth it for Cory. Sweep for all those years, only to die having done nothing of substance in life, have your funeral at Goldstein Rosenberg's Discount Funeral Directors Inc, and then be buried in a Potter's Field. Nick didn't even leave a kind message on his obituary page.

Nick will address it weeks from now in some gay way to show he is 'sincere' about it.

 

[LemonParty]

but the thing that makes me question it is how fucked up he sounds on stream. It's not like he's huffing nitrous balloons on stream, so unless he's been compulsively redosing all day before the stream, it's hard to believe the effects would last so long. You can have lingering effects from nitrous if you abuse it, but if you just slam one balloon of it, the effects will dissipate pretty quick. Also, his voice is so fucked up that doesn't seem like nitrous would cause him to sound like that, unless he's REALLY retarded and huffing the freezing cold gas straight from a cracker/dispenser and directly burning his throat with the cold gas.

That's what galaxy gas is. It's nitrous oxide that you hit directly from a huge can. It's all the buzz right now especially in the black community. There's thousands of tiktoks of people zonked out on it because you can literally buy it on Amazon.

 

[Vibralldo]

That's what galaxy gas is. It's nitrous oxide that you hit directly from a huge can. It's all the buzz right now especially in the black community. There's thousands of tiktoks of people zonked out on it because you can literally buy it on Amazon.

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"We're balldo guys! Of course we huff nitrous mid-stream and pretend nobody noticed!"

 

[that_monika]

Lolcows can always get more retarded. There's no rock bottom for them.

Maybe, but I'd like to believe that even at his most foolish he wouldn't do something that dumb. That's probably irrational, but it's a level of stupid self-destruction I have a hard time believing.

Don’t try to save this addict from himself. Go to Al-Anon if you have to. There are far more worthy recipients of your concern.

You're right. I know Nick isn't worthy of concern or sympathy. And if he got drunk, got behind the wheel, and wrapped himself around a tree, I wouldn't feel the least bit bad for him. But huffing compressed air to get high is such a disturbing form of self-destruction that I can't help but have some sort of reaction to it, or the idea of it. It's an especially brutal thing to do to your own brain.

 

[thebigdream]

It just becomes an addiction. He's already an addict. He said he wanted to be a chemist in one of the older streams. STEM illiteracy aside, can anyone imagine this druggie becoming a chemist? Something tells me his children won't just test positive for cocaine/benzoylecgonine. He's the type to get bootleg Chinese/Indian fentanyl "for research purposes".

Spoiler: Fatherhood and drug sperging

This is something I've wanted to discuss for a while, so pardon the passing relevance to your comment, you just reminded me to type it out.

I think a significant part of Nick's motivation for using drugs goes beyond mere addiction and the pursuit of pleasure, and goes back to becoming a parent of multiple children while clearly not having the heart or interest for it. We know Nick is a selfish man, that he primarily understands the world through his own needs and feelings, that he resents having obligations to his kids and community, and it doesn't take a significant leap of logic to imagine that he developed his 'narcoleptic' nocturnal drug habits as a means of wresting back some control over how he spends his time. And I'll be fair to him - being a parent myself, I fully appreciate how the few nighttime hours you have without children can be relaxing, cathartic and productive, that's not a problem in and of itself, that's life. The problem comes from thinking that he can 'beat the system' using a chemical cocktail that will largely defeat the need for sleep altogether, giving him an ability to live two lives, one where he's the trad, homeschooling father that drives his keedz to all these wonderful activities, and the other where he's the slick, online libertine who LARPs as a lawyer. If he kept to a normal schedule like any other working American, only one such life would be possible, and it'd be the one where he's forced to live for the sake of others - no wonder he gave up his legal practice the moment he could.

This is what I see as the heart of his drug abuse and why I don't think he's going to recover. If the problem was just a passing addiction to cocaine like he claims, sure it wouldn't take a lot to come clean given it's not a particularly addictive substance. It's his failure to fully embrace his role as a father and husband, and the two-faced daily schedule that failure demands, that's significantly contributing to his need to abuse drugs, and no doubt Kayla's withdrawal from family life too. If he just swallowed his pride and gave up the internet personality thing, and better yet, got a real fucking job, he'd have no need to be abusing stimulants so severely that he's catching three hours of sleep a day (total junkie behaviour btw). Yet what we see is that, despite having months to sort himself out, he's back at the late-night lawyer charade and appearing just as erratic and wired as before. It doesn't matter if the PO doesn't catch him, his life's fucked if he keeps living in denial like this. He's quickly becoming an old man; this is not the time to be abusing whippets and legal meth like you're twenty again.

 

[that_monika]

That's what galaxy gas is. It's nitrous oxide that you hit directly from a huge can. It's all the buzz right now especially in the black community. There's thousands of tiktoks of people zonked out on it because you can literally buy it on Amazon.

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Galaxy gas and air duster are not the same thing. I'm talking about the compressed air you'd use to clean dust from electronics. Neither are good for your brain, but duster is WAY worse. That's a bit like saying getting knifed in the gut is "less bad" than getting shot in the head with a shotgun; they're both very bad, but one's objectively worse than the other.