DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

If you think being indoors or in Seattle would stop him from complaining...

So, 80F = 26.5C, right?.
Around here, last summer, we got some days with 44C (111F) and VERY humid, wich only makes things worse. When I woke up, it would be 32C (90F), so I had to get out of the bed, take a cold shower to get ready to work, and when I finished dressing up, I would be already in need of another bath. And while I work on a place with good air conditioning, going out to lunch was a pain in the ass. I'd kill for a 26C "heatwave".

To be fair, Trump may boast a lot both in IRL and his tweets (and you may not like the dude) but he's got at least something to back up all that talk. He has accomplished more than DSP will ever hope to accomplish in his entire life.
What does DSP have? a 4th place in a SSF2T tournament, and 2 regional SF2 tournament wins. That and middling success in Youtube at one point. Nowadays he's known for jerking it off live and being a complete fuckup at everything.

At the end of the day, Trump's arrogance can be backed up - he's a billionaire, he is married with a hot model, and more importantly, he sits on the seat of the most powerful man in the world, after an election nobody thought he could win. Against the Republican and Democratic stablishments, against the mainstream media, against Holywood, against the Bush and Clinton dinasties. And he plays his adversaries like a damn fiddle, as Rachel Maddow will probably tell you between bouts of heavy drinking.

DSP, on the other hand, can't win his way out of a paper baaaaag (as Trump would say).

He seriously trying to be a model? No, it does not make me wanna by a shirt or anything else.

Nah, he's just modeling with his own shitty "merch", which is the minimum he should do to advertise it. Can't fault him for that, although I'm in no rush to buy a "just pressing buttons" shirt anytime soon. And at least this time he doesn't have fucking thongs with his face on it... right?

 

[Keystone]

Holy shit. Apparently Phil is so bothered by the whole "Look at my skeletons, bitch" thing from MKX that he now hates skeletons in games. That is goddamned hilarious.

Reference footage in case someone has never seen it.

(specifically at 3:24)

Shout out to @Cerulean86 for giving Phil PTSD over skeletons.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

So, when was he fired by Machinima? I missed it and there's over 1000 pages, can anyone point me to where it happened?

 

[Odie Esty]

End of february, start of march. It was right before BOTW which was the third. The actual contract let up earlier this week.

Pahe wise around 985-990, right before we became a millennial.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

this is a pretty good summary of the events that happened.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

Begging for Twitch subs now

 

[James Smith]

Just caught that there are 31 units in the gated community Phil lives in. 14 duplexes and one threeplex, he lives in one of the units in the threeplex.

His own fuckin man with his own fuckin house. That he effectively shares with 2 other households.

 

[Dragoonism]

I love how he says the shirts are quality, hanes shirts are like six bucks and will shrink if you dont wash them correctly.

He calls his own gameplay high quality so what to expect?
For me to buy one of his t-shirt it would cost $30+ with shipping, i could get a similare, same quality shirts where i live for about $10.

 

[Without A Gout]

He calls his own gameplay high quality so what to expect?
For me to buy one of his t-shirt it would cost $30+ with shipping, i could get a similare, same quality shirts where i live for about $10.

Buying one of those shirts translates to "I am completely oblivious to those people laughing at me and I am going nowhere in life".

 

[James Smith]

Is the King of Pol guy originally a DSP related channel or was he previously from somewhere else? I keep thinking Mister Metokur mentioned him once but can't find when.

Ah nope. Is a minor cow too.

 

[Xenomorph]

Spoiler: Typical DSP fan

 

[Keystone]

Spoiler: Typical DSP fan

Spoiler

Fur fag hm? Not even surprised any more.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Spoiler

Fur fag hm? Not even surprised any more.

That would explain why his core fans are so defensive. They're hardened from being godless furries.

If a large subset of his cult is furry, someone should tell him. I want to see a tomgirl scenario where Phil goes furry to try and appeal to a new demographic, and then transcends to a new level of horrible.

 

[Honeybunny]

That would explain why his core fans are so defensive. They're hardened from being godless furries.

If a large subset of his cult is furry, someone should tell him. I want to see a tomgirl scenario where Phil goes furry to try and appeal to a new demographic, and then transcends to a new level of horrible.

What would Phil's fursona be? I'd say a seal with a goatee, but that seems too obvious

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

What would Phil's fursona be? I'd say a seal with a goatee, but that seems too obvious

Phil is lazy and brands himself as an alpha male, so he'd probably be the most generic looking wolf he can afford.

 

[Xenomorph]

What would Phil's fursona be? I'd say a seal with a goatee, but that seems too obvious

Blobfish or slug if I could pick one for him but Phil would make himself a lion I bet.

 

[Fuck This Disco!]

He'd probably be some sort of godawful hybrid of 2 animals or something.

 

[Tame Sake]

What would Phil's fursona be? I'd say a seal with a goatee, but that seems too obvious

Whenever I hear his snorting, all I think is "Elephant Seal"

 

[Adamska]

I'd either go with a goose due to all the honking and snorting he does while being a hostile ass, or a pigeon since he basically shits all over himself while strutting about.

 

[suicidalwithacause]

Phil is lazy and brands himself as an alpha male, so he'd probably be the most generic looking wolf he can afford.

New shirt design from Phil himself.