DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Balr0g]

This nigga was raised by Ronnie Radke and DarkSyde Phil. He never had a chance in life.

PWR made it. Kinda wonder how he did it.

But to copy the boogie thread: drop dead Phil. You are a worthless human and a drain on everything. Everything is your fucking fault and your crashouts over not hitting a goal are getting retarded.

 

[Sampi]

Lol the last 'Daily wrap' is legit insanity . I seriously cant believe people give money to this guy . Nothing can surprise me anymore thanks to phil .

 

[Soylent Dora]

Lol the last 'Daily wrap' is legit insanity . I seriously cant believe people give money to this guy . Nothing can surprise me anymore thanks to phil .

The Daily Wrap perfectly sums up Phil's career and its downward spiral success!

• Lying about needing a lot of money
• Arbitrary goals/timeframes to hit said goals
• Guilt tripping his audience for lying to him about supporting a thing
• Fearmongering over made-up potential pitfalls in the future
• "You guys asked for this!"
• "I don't know what else I can do"
• Seethe banning people in chat after the stream is over while recording a video
• Taking sips of a drink in a recorded video

The Kino arc is truly dead.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

i did in fact ask for this. thanks for delivering, phil

 

[Johnny Doxville]

Is "let's hit the next reward goal" the new "I need 1k for a big bill"?

 

[Digger10]

Some truly unhinged facial expressions after the diving flop.

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I wonder how Phil would react if someone informed him that people request streamers to play certain games because they want the streamer to experience games that they like, it's not a promise to donate.

Although, Phil has so few genuine fans left that maybe the contributions he gets are from the people who requested the game.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

This urgency to hit non-stop goals to eat food and/or drink and maybe play videogames is getting so tiresome man.

This is all your doing, Phil. Just stop with this hustle. It's so pathetic.
"pull together resources" is up there with "established allies" on one of the more insane cringey things he comes up with to say.
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Also check the daily wrap. It's a god damn hoot. One slow stream and he lost his fuckin' mind, again.
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King of entitlement that daily wrap title is fucking hilarious

 

[Coke Zero]

DSP fucked up the thumbnail and title of Part 88 of COD.

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Previous stream:
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What is even that first thumbnail- "86 I JUST SUCK! 100 BLACK OPS 6 MP" and then there's a picture of an ugly blob face. Who would this appeal to?

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Phil uses all his tricks in this beg. It didn't work this time.

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i cant wait for this down to earth one-of-us style gaming streamer who never sold out to refuse to play games all day because he didnt get paid enough

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Who could have known that waiting 2 years to play a requested game would mean people would be less interested in it. What do you mean they just watched someone else play it? People watch these streams for me! Ree!

 

[Salubrious]

What is that screen behind him over his left shoulder (right side of the screen) that has the Nintendo images on a loop?

 

[Coke Zero]

What is that screen behind him over his left shoulder (right side of the screen) that has the Nintendo images on a loop?

When he was first creating his temu ppp persona last summer, he saw that ppp had a scrolling LED screen so he had to have one too. Just plain text wasn't good enough for the king though so he bought the model that does images.

 

[Lady Adjani]

What is that screen behind him over his left shoulder (right side of the screen) that has the Nintendo images on a loop?

When he was first creating his temu ppp persona last summer, he saw that ppp had a scrolling LED screen so he had to have one too. Just plain text wasn't good enough for the king though so he bought the model that does images.

The gamer version of "Live Love Laugh"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Some truly unhinged facial expressions after the diving flop.

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[Ivan Daniloff]

I briefly watched Brandood’s restream of Diver Dave. Only DSP could springboard off that game’s chill and pahsitive vibe into that nightmarish Daily Rack.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

DSP's ridiculous new haircut makes his lightbulb-shaped head even more noticeable.

And maybe I'm just too cynical, but the gamerstevie stuff feels a lot like a dent trying to get the same kind of attention and positivity (money) that PWR got. I'm thinking this guy is just a loser playing up the fact that he's a loser simply for personal gain. I doubt it's a sincere crash out.

 

[myone]

The Kino arc is truly dead.

Dave is so unintentionally funny how retarded he is. Just a few months back, he was all the way up his own ass with fake pahsitivity, changing his kahntent, co-op streaming, drama streams and this false hosting persona that was carbon copy of PPP.

And now we're back exactly where he started. Trying to wrangle his dents into giving him money. Just what he deserves. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Dave is so unintentionally funny how retarded he is. Just a few months back, he was all the way up his own ass with fake pahsitivity, changing his kahntent, co-op streaming, drama streams and this false hosting persona that was carbon copy of PPP.

And now we're back exactly where he started. Trying to wrangle his dents into giving him money. Just what he deserves. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Keemstar's level 1 analogy is still haunting him to this day lol.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Meanwhile, in the best timeline, the Chad Phillip Burnell notices his hair thinning and decides to stop trying to delay the inevitable, shaving his head and presenting his new look on stream. His viewers applaud his courage and love the new look. Phillip says that balding happens to the best of us, and we have to accept all signs of aging with maturity and grace. This inspiring speech makes him receive tons of donations and superchats, which he assures will be donated to fund alopecia research.

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

Meanwhile, in the best timeline, the Chad Phillip Burnell notices his hair thinning and decides to stop trying to delay the inevitable, shaving his head and presenting his new look on stream. His viewers applaud his courage and love the new look. Phillip says that balding happens to the best of us, and we have to accept all signs of aging with maturity and grace. This inspiring speech makes him receive tons of donations and superchats, which he assures will be donated to fund alopecia research.
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