Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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I present a small selection of boss-moments from this morning:







The most notable one perhaps being a 22k to 42k to 0 on dice


He also mentions how these evil sites steal from the innocent, which is very wrong


But it's all good, because he does get a 35k limbo winstreak, who's laughing now you bunch of pussies?


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Bloitzhole said:
I present a small selection of boss-moments from this morning:
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The most notable one perhaps being a 22k to 42k to 0 on dice
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He also mentions how these evil sites steal from the innocent, which is very wrong
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But it's all good, because he does get a 35k limbo winstreak, who's laughing now you bunch of pussies?
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It's sad how dulled his dopamine receptors have become with gambling so much. No wonder he has to do 100s of dollars a day of crack to cope.
 
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break these cuffs said:
You can't stream Stake on Twitch, so it's kind moot. Austin has streamed on youtube, but won't permanently for whatever reason. I remember he got triggered by chat emote reactions that you can't turn off or something like that.
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You can turn those off and he did eventually. There were a few problems with YouTube, the first being that his audience wasn't there so chat doesn't move as fast which makes him feel some type of way. Of course if he was just patient, he could draw in the same viewership, perhaps even more than before as YouTube gambling is a relatively untapped well and Twitch is annoying as shit, but Austin has zero patience for anything.

Another was technical, he has literally no idea how to setup OBS and just entered the YouTube ingestion URL and stream key without changing anything else. His dashboard was screaming at him to change his keyframe interval when he'd show it on stream, but Austin is a fucking retard and just ignored it like a chirping smoke detector. This caused endless boofering issues for viewers forcing them to refresh.

YouTube has improved it now with the /live endpoint, but previously there was no way for an idiot like Austin who restarts streams at a moment's notice to reliably link to the stream as each one had a new video ID. He would also lose all his ad revenue to the copyright cartel from playing endless nigger music.
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I present a small selection of boss-moments from this morning:
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HEVC x265 is great much more efficient and more selectable encoding options than AVC x264.
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If only there was a royalty free and well supported codec that's more efficient than H.264 and doesn't have gay retarded licensing issues.

Oh no way bros it does exist! https://caniuse.com/av1
 
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Bloitzhole said:
I present a small selection of boss-moments from this morning:
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The most notable one perhaps being a 22k to 42k to 0 on dice
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He also mentions how these evil sites steal from the innocent, which is very wrong
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But it's all good, because he does get a 35k limbo winstreak, who's laughing now you bunch of pussies?
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And with all of these in mind I want us all to shortly revisit just about 20 hours ago.
Bossman wins 100k. Bossman is finally debt free (tm), new life new era, he's not fucking up this time!

Proceeds to call bossmom, to let her know (once again):



her reaction just tells it all... She's thrilled .... You can really tell and feel how even Mrs. Peterson is at her absolut limit as a people-pleaser and living sunshine overall. "We' ve been here before" they certainly thought that very moment.

So all gamba enjoyment and bossmanverse jokes aside, my fellow degens, this is your cautionary tale right there. 100k is impactful (you might argue life changing, I won't) money. Anyone, that is not an absolute pathological gambling addict would in one way, shape or form put that to more use than cashing out 10-15% of it and lose the rest in less than 12 hours. But here we are. And if you pay attention you hopefully don't end up in that predicament.

Don't get it twisted bros.
 
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Mike and Eichs said:
He clicks the 1/2 bet button then immediately clicks the 2x bet to reset it back to original like 2-3 times. Is he doing it from compulsion, or does he think it betters his odds? Either way, that money is fucking GONE
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He's trying to fake out Cecil
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Bossman Post in thread 'Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah'

For those newer followers who might be confused, as I was, by some of Bossman's eccentric behaviors especially around the Originals, like Limbo and Mines - You need to understand how the RNG works.

Most of us think that a Random Number Generator (RNG) is just a bit of software/code that determines the outcome of a bet.

But really experienced gamblers like Bossman, know that in reality it is a small man called Cecil, who watches the betting screen and decides whether to award a win or a loss.

Cecil tries to give everyone a fair share of results. But, of course, it is Cecil's job to make...
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Mike and Eichs said:
He clicks the 1/2 bet button then immediately clicks the 2x bet to reset it back to original like 2-3 times. Is he doing it from compulsion, or does he think it betters his odds? Either way, that money is fucking GONE
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It's probably a compulsion at this point. You'll see him go through various mouse movements to try to prevent rigging, especially on mines. The quick hit and pull away. The swirls. He'll compulsively bet without even registering a win on the previous bet.

Austin goes on autopilot especially when losing or cracked out.
 
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break these cuffs said:
It's probably a compulsion at this point. You'll see him go through various mouse movements to try to prevent rigging, especially on mines. The quick hit and pull away. The swirls. He'll compulsively bet without even registering a win on the previous bet.

Austin goes on autopilot especially when losing or cracked out.
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At one point when he was waiting for a depo to go through he was clicking back and forth through his three open tabs like he was playing knife game. Never hit the (X).
 
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