Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[that_monika]

At least alcohol poisoning gives them a chance and a life lesson.
Huffing gas directly from a can may kill instantly?

It depends on the gas. jfc nitrous isn't going to instantly kill you in the way huffing duster can (difluoroethane can cause heart problems, so you can just slump over dead on the spot). That's not to say you can't die from huffing nitrous, you can, it's just not AS dangerous as air duster (in the same way playing russian roulette with one bullet is less dangerous than with a fully loaded gun).

The biggest risk of dying from nitrous is asphyxiation. You're starving your brain of oxygen while huffing it, and because nitrous causes you to disassociate and not care about what's happening, you can pass a certain threshold of disassociated where you literally don't care that you're asphyxiating. At that point, your life more or less depends on you passing out in a way that allows an unrestricted airway, so your unconscious body is able to breathe enough for you to wake back up.

I don't think Nick's going to die from huffing nitrous. I think he's going to give himself irreversible brain damage. Nitrous causes you to compulsively redose, so you basically just sit there and huff it until you run out. The more you have, the more you'll huff, and the more damage you'll do to your brain cells.

You'll know it when it happens, Nick. Eventually you'll huff a lot, and you'll get up and walk into another room, and that weird full-body tingly, buzzing feeling won't go away like it normally does, and you won't be able to think clearly, even though several minutes have passed. That's neurological damage.

 

[Niggernerd]

Lawpope content.

I am sure this is totally fine and will not come back to bite Nick in the ass.

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Nick smiling but deep down knows his is BROKEN! WHISKEY DICK!

 

[Captain Manning]

1500 viewers

SAAAAAAAD!!!

PATHETIC!!!!!!

 

[Pentamidine]

He is such a funny person, letting TTS play "Nigger" live on stream to his now ... 1500 viewers.

It's not nigger, it's nicka. Chatters (or pedotips itself) has to censor the niggerword because Supertips dot GG uses ElevenLabs (I believe - based on the voices themselves and how emotive they are based on the words) to produce their AI voices and ElevenLabs won't let you use the nigger word and many other words. ElevenLabs also doesn't allow you to use the voices of real people - you can't use other people's voices for impressions, it's against ToS and they enforce it pretty strongly. That's why Fishtank Live had a Trump voice in Season 2 but it was gone for Season 2.5 and Season 3 - they got dinged for having a real person's voice on there. It's also why Fishtank's Master Chief voice is called "Spaceman" and their Red Dead Redemption protag voice is called "Cowboy" or something.

If I were Melton, I'd be worried less about C&Ds from random Rekieta a-logs and more about reports getting to ElevenLabs from impersonated individuals. They will straight up kill his account and end Supertips.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's not nigger, it's nicka. Chatters (or pedotips itself) has to censor the niggerword because Supertips dot GG uses ElevenLabs (I believe - based on the voices themselves and how emotive they are based on the words) to produce their AI voices and ElevenLabs won't let you use the nigger word and many other words. ElevenLabs also doesn't allow you to use the voices of real people - you can't use other people's voices for impressions, it's against ToS and they enforce it pretty strongly. That's why Fishtank Live had a Trump voice in Season 2 but it was gone for Season 2.5 and Season 3 - they got dinged for having a real person's voice on there. It's also why Fishtank's Master Chief voice is called "Spaceman" and their Red Dead Redemption protag voice is called "Cowboy" or something.

If I were Melton, I'd be worried less about C&Ds from random Rekieta a-logs and more about reports getting to ElevenLabs from impersonated individuals. They will straight up kill his account and end Supertips.

Wait a second..

Wasn't Elevenlabs what Bernie Garcon was using, and they gave him grief?

I wonder if Bernie is smiling right now, knowing exactly where this is heading.

 

[Vibralldo]

[EDIT] For extra Brainrot. Nick now allows people to play TTS messages read in the voice of the accused in the case he is covering and the residing judge.

Nick is upset at people making fun of his whore wife and whore girlfriend because "muh privacy" but will use an (in his opinion) falsely accused woman's likeness to farm donations off weirdos using her voice to make sex jokes.

Total sociopath behavior, kill yourself, Nick

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It's not nigger, it's nicka

Of course its not "Nigger", it is coded, but clear as day.
Coded Nigger will still get your Youtube channel demonetized.

People who think they can "aktshually" their way out of youtube TOS being enforced on their coded racism TTS are deslusional.
Nick will get grief for it, 100%.

 

[3MMA]

The Mandy Brigade Speaks:

Spoiler

From this ElissaClip YT comments.

Cuck got a little too excited:

 

[Oxyjen]

Nick, being a subject matter expert on swinger parties, has decided that the Karen Reid murder case is about swinger parties.

I did get dragged into watching this case after clicking on a @Potentially Criminal link. And to be completely honest, Nick might not be wrong on this one.

 

[Melty Butter]

Karen Read Stream Day 10 - Rekieta Notables


TLDR: Disorganized and a disaster, low-key. Daughter (that one) briefly came on screen. He recognized Cgoody's death but refused to do a toast "for now"; chat's reaction was real, unlike Nick's. Constant audio issues both in the studio and later from his car in the 50-minute break to go to the PO. Joe came and went and then came again. Joe tried to save Nick with an earnest conversation about witnesses. Nick didn't care. He's busy projecting a polycule and orgies onto Karen Read and John O'Keefe (inaccurate). He never had any understanding of this case, and his lack of interest is embarrassing: "I'm going by popular demand [chat] to determine the facts of this case."

Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 4000, but really 2000. Nick's current theory is that people's devices are auto-redirecting from streamers taking a lunch break.

Supertip Count (approx): 45

Breaks: 3 - Kayla leaving at 10 AM, Daughter interrupted for a band-aid around midday, picking up travel voucher from PO around 1 PM

Spoiler: Notes Chronologically

- In a rare moment of good planning, the thumbnail was set up the night before, and he was 2 min. early for the stream.

- No drug test today. He is required to check in daily, by phone, between 6 AM- 4PM. He finds it very inconvenient. He said he'd get into a lot of trouble if he did not personally call.

- He's planning to make Supertip voices for Meme Copium and Legal Mindset. Said Meme is very much like Legal Mindset but just the "retarded part" of Mindset.

- @Midnight Energy Drink has covered the Supertip content in several posts upthread. Nick laughed the hardest at this one bc... racism is funny:


- Complemented EDB. He liked it when she joined his streams because she "loosened up". (Umm, it's been over 2 years.)

- He has not talked to the G&G crowd for a while.

- Vegas: Nick's leaves at 7 AM (I believe he means leaving his home) on Thursday for Vegas; said he arrives at lunchtime. I was bored, so I found the flight. We know he flies Delta, First Class. This is the one-way price.


- He took a pill at about 8:45 AM Central

- "Maybe I'm sensitive because my house was searched with way less [probable cause]" - related to the case.

- At 11:50 Central he said "my meds have finally kicked in" and he was finally awake. Confirmed. He was much more energetic.

I swear to god there's an old video where someone accused Nick before the swinging of trying to do a 3some with Gothic Sushi at matsuri.

On this topic, he was responding to a Superchat. He distanced himself real quick and said something like "I don't endorse that whatsoever." @Captain Manning 's posts upthread today provide the historical context to the possible early infidelity/degeneracy at AM.

- Definitely eating more:


- Called the new Mandy (there were two) a "dumb bitch".

Lunch:

- Serious audio issues for 10+ minutes in studio bc he didn't turn off the court audio.

- His daughter made an appearance (yes, that daughter). He shooed her off quickly and then took a break to help her find a Band-Aid.


- Promoted AVToTheSeventhPower, DaniAhnDirect, and Andrea Burkhart in his absence on Thurs/Fri (Vegas), along with Joe and Branca.

- He thinks LawTube went to shit due to his absence due to cattiness and incompetance. They lack laughter. He agrees that he relied on everyone else for the group-streams.... BUT, he felt useful due to the fun. It all turned to "darkness" bc people got into their heads about "monetization". The heart is missing; they shouldn't look for a formula.

- Joe joined. Nick joked that he should have just snorted all his coke to avoid the charges. Joe was barely amused. Nick left to get his travel voucher, and Joe left, too, leaving the chat on its own.

- Nick joined with the worst audio ever. Chat agreed.



- Kayla appeared off-screen, on voice. (I'll try to decipher it later if someone doesn't do it sooner.)

- Rudy Giuliani blocked Robert Rekieta on Twitter back in the day.

Spoiler: CGoody

- A toast for CGoody was requested. Nick's response: "I don't know if I can. Yet. Give me a minute." He refused, "for now". Nick then confirmed his death. The outpouring in chat was real. A sampling.

Cory would have liked these:

Edit: Changed "started" to "snorted"

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick confirms he didn't have a test today, but his whining about testing is even more pathetic because his response deadline for testing is 4 pm, an incredibly generous timeframe.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick confirms he didn't have a test today, but it's even more pathetic because his response deadline for testing is 4 pm, an incredibly generous timeframe.

What the fuck did you link, lmao

Oh, I see you fixed now.
I was seriously confused what the hell was going on.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Supertip Count (approx): 45

Is that 45 supertips or 45 dollars?

 

[Melty Butter]

Is that 45 supertips or 45 dollars?

Total Supertips, and he's getting about 50 Supertips/stream.

The average dollar amount is between $5-$10, So, let's say, the average is $8 x 50 Supertips/stream x 10 streams = $4,000.

The problem is that I (and others) detect fuckery. Melton runs this system.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Nick is upset at people making fun of his whore wife and whore girlfriend because "muh privacy" but will use an (in his opinion) falsely accused woman's likeness to farm donations off weirdos using her voice to make sex jokes.

Total sociopath behavior, kill yourself, Nick

"my life - private, your life - profit" - Meme Copium

 

[Sneed Force One]

Average concurrent viewers continue to tank.
He's down 7.10% from yesterday, and 25.25% from his highest concurrent viewers on his comeback stream on the 22nd of April.

YouTube superchats are reaching POVERTY LINE status, making an average of $4.90 per hour. Kids with lemonade stands are profiting more than Nick Rekieta.

Funfact Segment: Steel Toe Morning Show in about 7 hours (split between two streams) today made over FIVE TIMES Nick Rekieta made in 8 hours. Earning about $34.5 an hour.
Maybe you can sell your shitty paintings to Aaron for liquid cash, Nick?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Total Supertips, and he's getting about 50 Supertips/stream.

The average dollar amount is between $5-$10, So, let's say, the average is $8 x 50 Supertips/stream x 10 streams = $4,000.

The problem is that I (and others) detect fuckery. Melton runs this system.

you think he's possibly pulling a Ralph and faking them?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick, being a subject matter expert on swinger parties, has decided that the Karen Reid murder case is about swinger parties.

I’m not following the Karen Read trial closely, nor am I knowledgeable about the facts of the case. Is this swinger party theory just projection—because Rekieta assumes everyone is a degenerate like he is—or is it actually a plausible theory based on the known facts?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I’m not following the Karen Read trial closely, nor am I knowledgeable about the facts of the case. Is this swinger party theory just projection—because Rekieta assumes everyone is a degenerate like he is—or is it actually a plausible theory based on the known facts?

I remember there being some theories getting kicked around that the reason the witnesses all mysteriously got new phones was because they had nudes of their significant others on them and didn't want those to get made public since certain people in that case have a habit of allowing material to get public that shouldn't be. And some people's imaginations ran wild that they were all fucking each other. There's nothing to that as far as I can tell.

 

[Oxyjen]

I remember there being some theories getting kicked around that the reason the witnesses all mysteriously got new phones was because they had nudes of their significant others on them and didn't want those to get made public since certain people in that case have a habit of allowing material to get public that shouldn't be. And some people's imaginations ran wild that they were all fucking each other. There's nothing to that as far as I can tell.

I’ve seen it rumored that the dead guy, John, was a bit of a player.
And there’s possibly something between Jen and one of the cops too?

Which is going to be just small town bored housewife stuff probably rather than Nick’s dream scenario.

Got to be careful messing around with other people’s wives lest you get backed over by an SUV while everyone is conveniently looking the other way.