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[The Skeksis Emperor]

I was bored and suddenly remembered Neck/transcucumber existed. I had a look at what he's been up to, and it's ... absolutely nothing. Last post on X was in 2024, and he joined Bluesky 5 months ago. All he does is repost horny posts by other troons. He doesn't follow anyone from the Tranch, and he never mentions his kids, so hopefully he is out of their lives forever. I am not archiving because he does not deserve the bandwith. Most irrelevant troon and deadbeat dad from the Tranch, keep necking neck.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

I was bored and suddenly remembered Neck/transcucumber existed. I had a look at what he's been up to, and it's ... absolutely nothing. Last post on X was in 2024, and he joined Bluesky 5 months ago. All he does is repost horny posts by other troons. He doesn't follow anyone from the Tranch, and he never mentions his kids, so hopefully he is out of their lives forever. I am not archiving because he does not deserve the bandwith. Most irrelevant troon and deadbeat dad from the Tranch, keep necking neck.

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still better looking than ms amhole and her neocunt full of optimus primes

 

[FinnSven]

still better looking than ms amhole and her neocunt full of optimus primes

That’s a low low bar.

Even Woody Allen and Danny DeVito are better looking than Kev.

Woody Allen also probably has even more chance of having sex with a biological female than Kevin.

Kev’s amhole isn’t full of transformer toys.
He can barely even fit a pinky in it, due to it closing up out of lack of dilation due to laziness.

 

[Oxyjen]

Kev’s amhole isn’t full of transformer toys.

Warhammer 40k miniatures then? No? Lego minifigs?

 

[Complete Reprobate]

GET INTO THAT TUNNEL GUARDSMA'AM

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I did a little trawl on Bluesky but there is no news or real discussion, TUR has passed into fable there, but basically all the communists/anarchists have finally joined the KF consensus and the only commentary is negative.

you either die a troon, or live long enough to see yourself become the kiwifarms troll

 

[Ghostse]

I always find it funny when these people are scared of lurking here.

Its because we post the Nigger-word and they are afraid just seeing Nigger typed out will cause them to turn into Nazis and make the hate mob to turn on them.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Mark my words, if anyone ever makes a SJW-acceptable Tranch video exposé, it'll be Strange Aeons.

Spoiler: rationale

She's a careful pronoun-respecter, so careful that she can criticize the gender-anointed for their other behaviors, and those bona fides have let her get interviews with flighty primary sources. Even if the shitlord viewer is frustrated that she's humoring a troon, you have to admit that it's the obscure web gossip version of buying a cheeseburger combo so the killer will tell you where he buried the heads. She isn't afraid of moderate research, she's cited KF with only a brief disclaimer before, and she just openly bought Archives on SA so she could start mining classic forum drama.

A Strange Aeons video on Alpacawitz would be without 41% of the drama we're used to if she removed the troon content, but there's still enough slumlording, animal abuse, gun brandishing and financial mismanagement that a short documentary wouldn't be a Garfield Without Garfield situation. It'd just be the "find a stranger in the Alps" broadcast version of Lebowski. And it'd get those views.

 

[Arbiter]

Another moonscape in progress...
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For anti-colonizer types, they sure do love destroying ecosystems with nonnative livestock. Very conquistador of them.

 

[Sneaky khajiit]

Mark my words, if anyone ever makes a SJW-acceptable Tranch video exposé, it'll be Strange Aeons.

Oh man, that would be so great if she took on the Tranch. Her deep dives are very enjoyable, and she does a good job covering mildly degen stuff while making it palatable to a more general audience. I'm 100% sure the footage from Ash is long-deleted, but if he was willing to let Strange Aeons have it... a girl can dream.

 

[curecanti88]

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GET INTO THAT TUNNEL GUARDSMA'AM

That's how you get your own troops corrupted by Nurgle.

Another moonscape in progress...
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You'd think the hyper-lefties of Denver Commune would pass laws banning this sort of thing.

 

[a hapless toad]

They're in Longmont, which is split between blue Boulder and red Weld counties.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm 100% sure the footage from Ash is long-deleted, but if he was willing to let Strange Aeons have it... a girl can dream.

I don't think anyone's going to see the raw footage; the Tranch was a failure, so anyone wanting to waste hours and hours on documenting it is going to be suspected of anti-troon motives and denied access. (And unless someone thought they'd make something sensational, why bother with it?)

I just meant that Strange Aeons seemed most likely to make (and get away with making) an hour-long video on the rise and fall of the Tranch out of the mainstream puff pieces, acres of tweets, and possibly getting a couple of the FtM field serfs to video call her.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

an hour-long video

It should be like 4 hours imo, there's way too much important and funny stuff that would get cut if you made it any shorter. If Turkey Tom can get away making a 5-hour video on Bossmanjack, someone can make a 4-hour video on the Tranch.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

I'm going to storyboard the entire movie out for you all:

- 90 second montage of twitter trannies glazing the tranch
- Before/after satellite shots of the tranch showing the absolute devastation they caused
- approx 2 min Soundbites/clips from that Robert Evans podcast fawning over the tranch
- 30 seconds of footage of the exhumed alpaca mass grave
- Larry David outro music

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

In retrospect TUR was Peak Troonery, when everyone was willing to hand out massive amounts of money to random Internet strangers. Now that it's collapsed something like that will never happen again. Trannies are on the backfoot now and regardless of that everyone has wised up and aren't going to fund every loser who gets kicked out of Mom and Dad's house.

 

[curecanti88]

I'm going to storyboard the entire movie out for you all:

- 90 second montage of twitter trannies glazing the tranch
- Before/after satellite shots of the tranch showing the absolute devastation they caused
- approx 2 min Soundbites/clips from that Robert Evans podcast fawning over the tranch
- 30 seconds of footage of the exhumed alpaca mass grave
- Larry David outro music

Add shots of amholes for that body-horror touch.

 

[Human Waiter]

Jen's bluesky account has been unbanned. Unfortunately he hasn't posted anything yet, but hopefully he won't be able to resist the allure of calling people pedophiles for long.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

I did a little trawl on Bluesky but there is no news or real discussion, TUR has passed into fable there, but basically all the communists/anarchists have finally joined the KF consensus and the only commentary is negative.

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>Queer polycule communes can be unstable

Understatement of the day right there.

 

[Crispy Pancake]

Jen's bluesky account has been unbanned. Unfortunately he hasn't posted anything yet, but hopefully he won't be able to resist the allure of calling people pedophiles for long.
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He can start with Kev.