Mass Effect Andromeda: Shitstorm Edition - RIP Biowear

Ponderous Pillock said:
I'm busy trying to think of what I could've done if my company had 40 million dollars.

I need more scotch.
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Spent half as much and created a game twice as good.

Jaimas said:
Vee, the crazy Romanian Brianna Wu attempted to mass-DMCA off Youtube, recently was given the game, and showed off the character creator.

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Is that colour chart for what I think it is for?

I didn't know that danger hair was generally allowed in the military.

Secret Asshole said:
Hahaha, they intentionally uglied Ryder up. Who the fuck does that?

With all the shit being released (unbridled arrogance from Bioware, purposely ugly character models, no white/East Asian characters allowed) I hope Bioware is fucking executed out back by EA for this, because they are irredeemable at this fucking point.
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It isn't really Bioware any more though. It's just a bunch of talent vacuums who've appropriated the name. It would be a mercy killing really.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
no white/East Asian characters allowed
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I know there's evidence suggesting this was intentional but in this case I genuinely don't know. It's obvious this game has some serious problems with lighting and textures. Even by Bioware standards. Part of me does actually buy their story the skin tone thing is because they couldn't figure out sliders.
 
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I also realize EA was at fault as well but holy god. It is everyone's fault and lord knows EA won't be punished, but someone has got to pay for this shit. It may as well be the company that infected its product with ideology.

Replicant Sasquatch said:
I know there's evidence suggesting this was intentional but in this case I genuinely don't know. It's obvious this game has some serious problems with lighting and textures. Even by Bioware standards. Part of me does actually buy their story the skin tone thing is because they couldn't figure out sliders.
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The thing is that there's evidence for both. Just imagine fucking up so badly, even when there's blatant evidence of a prejudicial viewpoint that it still isn't out of the realm of possibility it just wasn't pure ineptitude.

But for me, I find it hard to believe that they fucked up a slider THAT badly. I mean, you already made the scale, you can make it go higher and lower. It isn't that big of a deal. Not to mention there is evidence they purposely locked other character creation sliders on female models to make them uglier. So they seem to be furthering an agenda, and it isn't out of the realm of possibility they did this with race as well.
 
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
I know there's evidence suggesting this was intentional but in this case I genuinely don't know. It's obvious this game has some serious problems with lighting and textures. Even by Bioware standards. Part of me does actually buy their story the skin tone thing is because they couldn't figure out sliders.
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Gee, wouldn't it be nice to be able to give them the benefit of the doubt on that? See, BioWare, this is why you don't keep unrepentant racists on staff. It's not just for the brighter teeth and fresher breath.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Gee, wouldn't it be nice to be able to give them the benefit of the doubt on that? See, BioWare, this is why you don't keep unrepentant racists on staff. It's not just for the brighter teeth and fresher breath.
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Speaking of hygiene, Curry Thunder always struck me as looking like he doesn't shower frequently and doesn't use deodorant to hide his BO
 
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The review embargo ends tomorrow.

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Honeybunny said:
Speaking of hygiene, Curry Thunder always struck me as looking like he doesn't shower frequently and doesn't use deodorant to hide his BO
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he call himself Curry Thunder. It sounds to me like a version of Montezuma revenge.

edit. it seems like a certin Shadman has drawn our favorite autism in space.
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At least she doesn't have a big floppy dick.
 
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Its hilarious, not even sweet EA money and spiting misogynistic gamers can even get them good reviews.

I honestly don't know who is going to buy this game. The only thing I could see myself doing is playing the MP. If they offered MP as a separate $20 purchase with the micro-transactions, I could see myself actually buying that. Because the combat is pretty much 'Ok' and I could see myself playing that with friends. But fucking lol, I'm not spending $60 for an MP game.

Also the journos don't give a fuck about being objective. They just aren't getting paid enough to shill this hard. And any of them that do shill have been throat-fucked by EA corporate.
 
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Secret Asshole said:
I honestly don't know who is going to buy this game.
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Well, we know our kwality kahntent maker DSP will play it, and let's be real, he's probably going to praise it a lot just to be "different and smart" but we all know what he's really after: views and money.
 
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Holy fucking shit some guy with an advance copy just livestreamed the ending and it literally ends with the message "congratulations you made it, continue the Andromeda initiative with DLC!" :story:

And you defeat the final boss by

Hacking a terminal.

I can't even anymore you guys. :story:
 
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