Mass Effect Andromeda: Shitstorm Edition - RIP Biowear

[Replicant Sasquatch]

THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

https://twitter.com/TypeANumber2/status/843424531880595457

This is the second time I've seen this dialogue exchange and I just hate it. It's something I'd expect to find in a bad Buffy fanfiction.

 

[Quijibo69]

A better ending would be this:

 

[Accel_Rider]

Conglaturation !!!
You have compelted a great game.
And prooved the justice of our culture.
Now go and rest buy DLC our heroes
fuck yourself

I love AVGN

 

[Muttnik]

Every year someone somehow manages to release something beautifully broken. It's shit like this that gets me up and moving in the morning when all hope is lost. Goddamn it, those uncanny valley expressions. Amazing.

 

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Looks like someone already recorded the ending AND the epilogue "mission"... which is essentially walking around a ship and getting final remarks from your squad members... I caught at least a half-dozen glitches, the most jarring is at the 10:50 mark.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

This is the second time I've seen this dialogue exchange and I just hate it. It's something I'd expect to find in a bad Buffy fanfiction.

by far the best and only tolerable part (albeit unintentionally) was the Kill me now line.
It's pretty much what any ME fan (that isn't an apologist) will think when playing this game. That is, if they even bother playing this trainwreck.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Looks like someone already recorded the ending AND the epilogue "mission"... which is essentially walking around a ship and getting final remarks from your squad members... I caught at least a half-dozen glitches, the most jarring is at the 10:50 mark.

Man, that's exactly how Inquisition ended too. Stop the big bad, then go home to your playhouse and let all your friends dogpile you and tell you how great you are. Such a snore.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Best edit

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[NIGGO KILLA]

Which was a bigger disapointment?

This, the new sim city, sims 4, Inquisition, or dead space 3?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

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Best part is poor Sarah here looks and behaves exactly like the kind of autist who'd buy one of those stupid arm things.

Which was a bigger disapointment?

This, the new sim city, sims 4, Inquisition, or dead space 3?

For me, this. Because it really drives home how Mass Effect 2 was as good as this series was ever gonna get.

 

[Techpriest]

Which was a bigger disapointment?

This, the new sim city, sims 4, Inquisition, or dead space 3?

Dead Space 3 honestly. Dead Space 2 was a massive hit.

 

[OtterParty]

Man, that's exactly how Inquisition ended too. Stop the big bad, then go home to your playhouse and let all your friends dogpile you and tell you how great you are. Such a snore.

Isn't that what we did in ME2?

 

[Techpriest]

Isn't that what we did in ME2?

ME2 had actually likeable characters you wanted to live though.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

 

[OtterParty]

ME2 had actually likeable characters you wanted to live though.

Sera was my favorite character

EDIT:

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

My Name IS Eral was a good TV show, good to see Crabman found work

 

[CWCissey]

Which was a bigger disapointment?

This, the new sim city, sims 4, Inquisition, or dead space 3?

Sim City.

They literally had the fanbase telling them what they'd like to see and Maxis decided to ignore them.

 

[GabeRegan]

Didn't Sim City also have a game breaking bug with traffic that made cities literally unplayable? I remember watching Quill18 actually rage quit after the first major update because of that.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Sera was my favorite character

Goblins are my favorite fantasy race too

 

[OtterParty]

Goblins are my favorite fantasy race too
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ikr the psycho monkeycheese humor teenage lesbian goblins are the most relatable