India-Pakistan Conflict - Land Of The Indus Versus Land Of The Pure

[CharlesBarkley]

I’m actually kind of surprised to learn that Pakistan has more nuclear warheads than India and prefers small tactical systems.

Diplomats must be running now, flipping out. Can’t imagine how China would feel about having glowing neighbors.

 

[Nome]

I wonder if China will help Pakis, after all they have a mutual interest. Maybe they'll just partake in the good ol' wuwei (tl note: do nothing)

I wonder if they'll take a potential third side. They're not fond of religious people after all (see: Uyghurs)

 

[Ihascat]

Man oh man, I can’t wait for the Alphabet people on twitter to decide which side is the Jedi Resistance and which is Hitler two electric boogaloo.

 

[Fred Herbert]

Third Worlder wars (not to be confused with WWIII) are such a shitshow. They’re not even aiming at anything just firing wildly into the town.

At least being enough guns to level entire blocks if you’re gonna do that this is just lame.

 

[mindlessobserver]

This shelling will have easily killed more people then that terrorist attack that kicked this off. Modi will be in a real pickle with the ultra nationalists if he refuses to escalate.

 

[FieldPiece]

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>War: India-Pakistani war
>Conquest/Pestilence: ???
>Famine: ???
>Death: ???
What is next?

Conquest: Sam Hyde conquers all of India, spreads booty cooties to all opponents.
Famine: Ethan Ralp gets sacrificed to the corn, corn becomes inedible in the process because if you eat it you hear nothing but hollerin
Death: Josh gets aids.

 

[Black Yoshi]

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Guess what?

If the nukes fly maybe we could play this:

 

[LieLieFyre]

Will this reduce the pollution or just make it worse?

 

[StudMccool]

THANK GOD steve is back to let me know something might be on fire

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

bro that fuckin guy's horn is as loud as the missiles.
I hope he gets hit by one.

 

[Lokenstien]

Im hearing a young girl screaming.

A fitting clip to remember here.

 

[Margo Martindale]

The explosions sound like something out of a Sega Genesis game, probably because the microphone on that thing is cheap crap

 

[alphabetnigger]

THANK GOD steve is back to let me know something might be on fire

"Hey..guys..uh it looks like something is on fire" this guy 10/10 commentary.

 

[Romulus augustulus]

Third world wars are such a shitshow. They’re not even aiming at anything just firing wildly into the town.

At least being enough guns to level entire blocks if you’re gonna do that this is just lame.

yeah, during the battle of Berlin the soviets had 41,000 cannons firing on the city.

 

[Nome]

Will this reduce the pollution or just make it worse?

Let's hope they hit the industrial hearts of both countries.

 

[Quintex96]

So it finally happened. India finally scammed enough google play cards to fund a war.

 

[homophobic fujoshi]

Just don't bother with stink bombs. They wont work.

 

[The News Crews]

"Hey..guys..uh it looks like something is on fire" this guy 10/10 commentary.

Don't forget he's gotta go and eat, hey guys he's going to eat something now, btw have we mentioned he is going to eat?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Man oh man, I can’t wait for the Alphabet people on twitter to decide which side is the Jedi Resistance and which is Hitler two electric boogaloo.

At least Hitler never shit in the street

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Bring PPP to narrate this
"WOAAAAAA}AAAAAH BUDDYY THAT BUILDING JUST GOT ON FIRE LIVE!!! OOOOOOOOAAAAH"
"Ahio Ahio Ahio *seal clapping*"