Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 196 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 217 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 774 32.5%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 449 18.8%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 489 20.5%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 258 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,383
He's got about 2 more hours of Hasan's usual streaming time to make an appearance, but Hasan has dismissed his chat's questions as to the whereabouts of his "friends" a few times saying that he's ghosted his friends and he's gotta do this himself. :story:

"Friends" means Ian and then also Hasan had talked earlier about having that mousey CIA operative Felix from Chapo call in on Discord.
Maybe there’s still hope for ole Ian that he’ll let him pop in and say hello if he goes for two more hours. Hasan is losing his voice. Does he normally stream for nine hours?
 
Yeah and he's probably mortified. She's a known loser with a peanut head and a poor as fuck poop husband, and she thinks she has a chance with him. There's no way he doesn't find that fucking insulting. Honestly, I get it.
I know people refer to him as "the raped" but "poop husband" is so fucking funny to me and I'm not sure why.
 
Fucking hilarious to imagine Ian getting all his shit together with less than a week's notice and flying into LA and then sitting around somewhere for like 6 hours occasionally checking his phone waiting to hear from Hasan.
Anisa is going to beat the shit out of him when they get home
 
He's got about 2 more hours of Hasan's usual streaming time to make an appearance, but Hasan has dismissed his chat's questions as to the whereabouts of his "friends" a few times saying that he's bailed on all his friends and he's gotta do this himself. :story:
awk20000 reports:

hasan bailed.webp



By the way, @awk20000 is that really you on here?
 
I actually feel bad for him (I know).
The 3 to 5 people who still feel bad for him should get their own thread. I could spend my whole day talking about how absurdly sad this whole thing is.
Is he a pothead now? It would explain how boring and gay he is.
Probably just talking about his beloved ssris.
 
I truly didn't realize how strong the h3h3 brand still was prior to all this. Still regularly pulls in 500k+ views on his podcast vods, which he does multiple times a week. While having it streamed so he could monetize superchats or member subscriptions. I didn't realize he was this bit of a podcast mogul these days.
 
I know people refer to him as "the raped" but "poop husband" is so fucking funny to me and I'm not sure why.
"The Raped" sounds too serious, like it's an evil, bestowed title. When I try to imagine what someone called, "The Raped" would be, I imagine either a pathetic victim, or just some weird, shadowy, evil character.

poop his and is infinitely sillier, and it could be anyone. poop husband sounds like a guy that's just poop. there's no wiggle room, only poop
 
any of us could fix our new lives if we spawned in as ian in the morning,
the real question is whats the meta?
personally i would reconnect with sam as my new surrogate father and work off that.
I slowly get into the muslim roleplay, i change my name to Iyaan Al Dubbas, and each passing day i start to become increasingly more traditionally muslim, wich means i will start to become more and more opressive with her to the point of forcing her to wear a hijab, laser her tattoos off and pray to allah in one of those fancy mats, the entire channel would also change to muslim shit, like ramadan challenges until she cant cope with the muslim life style and leaves me.
 
any of us could fix our new lives if we spawned in as ian in the morning,
the real question is whats the meta?
personally i would reconnect with sam as my new surrogate father and work off that.
I'd immediately start livestreaming on Twitter and replicate the infamous "Say Nigger" moment with Anisa. Then proceed to livestream the entire fallout.
 
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