DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

New gin tweet dropped, he's gloating about hitting the goals (interesting how he left out the part that he technically cheated to get there). I'm always in the anti-faking tips camp, but this hail mary tip feels way too desperate to be anything but. Either he got an IOU from OIC, or it was made the fuck up.



The thumbnail for the daily crap is looking more dented than usual

Spoiler: WARNING

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

It's really funny because he always gets exact amounts from Anon for every marathon goal. It's almost like it's not real. Always a tip btw.

The $88 tip that saved the stream, marathon, and indeed the business was very weird.

It came in from anonymous and Phil said it had “!tip” but no message. “Must be from someone who’s never tipped before.”
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Then OBS crashed and he was black screen for 3 minutes. It was allll very strange.

Until he automates it and stop the the rigmarole of :

"Wow, I just recieved....a GENEROUS.... $X tip from....anonymous! Thank you anonymous for that anonymous tip I have no idea who that is but thank you, anonymous."

I'm going to call fake bullshit on it everytime.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

GTA VI will save the business.

 

[McSneaks]

Can someone explain the "I'm 6 feet tall- oh I mean 5 foot eleven" tism? Recently I went an ardous pigpiggo voyage and that phrase comes up multiple times.
"I'm just under six feet and 200 lbs."

Every manlet from 5'2-5'11 rounds up to "I'm 6'". He's probably trying to show how humble and definitely truthful he is by correcting (which means he's prolly actually like 5'9 lol) but also hammering in the idea of "phil" and "6'".

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Phil is super ultra omega desperate for money lately for the first time ever he is rolling over tips from the 1st stream to the late stream starting the stream at $102 but still asking for 2 goals kek

We've been telling him for years to do that, and it's the logical thing to do with his current dented battlepass.

He better keep doing it now that he did it once.

But we all know he'll memory hole ever doing it and will be back to his old ways of scamming the dents for their SSI

 

[PieceofShet]

We've been telling him for years to do that, and it's the logical thing to do with his current dented battlepass.

He better keep doing it now that he did it once.

But we all know he'll memory hole ever doing it and will be back to his old ways of scamming the dents for their SSI

It was only a one time, limited thing. Like the vip badge sale on Kick.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

He does the same shit with FromSoft games. How many times has he played through the entire FromSoft catalogue and not once has he done a NG+ run. It’s always a fresh playthrough that ends up with him over leveled running around in full heavy armor with a great sword or some OP weapon suggested by chat face tanking everything.

Absolutely, he didn'teven bother with Armoured Core 6s NG+ which a tonne of content different from the first playthrough is found and you keep all parts so you stomp everything. Lazy shit.

Every manlet from 5'2-5'11 rounds up to "I'm 6'". He's probably trying to show how humble and definitely truthful he is by correcting (which means he's prolly actually like 5'9 lol) but also hammering in the idea of "phil" and "6'".

For sure, it's an insecurity thing in men especially now it's stuck a meme on the Internet. Most women just want a guy taller than them but fear of mallet status got shorter guys adding inches to their real height. That said the ralphamale is 5ft1 and his height copes are one of my favourite recurring things from him

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

i cant wait for this down to earth one-of-us style gaming streamer who never sold out to refuse to play games all day because he didnt get paid enough

called it (although its not like that was a hard guess lol)

i love how phail refers to his shitty goatee as a "van dyke". the man himself is probably close to reaching escape velocity in his grave

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

There was a bit from the first stream today I thought was pretty funny. Him saying that the game is boring and there's nothing he can do to make it entertaining just got me. I know it isn't the first time he has said this, but it is still funny that he doesn't seem to know that other streamers can make gaming content entertaining even if the game itself isn't. I don't watch many other streamers, but Jerma is one of them. I've seen him play some of the stupidest, shittiest, most boring games in the world and had a great time watching it. Something about Phil directly admitting that he can't do the one thing that streamers are supposed to do was just extra funny to me.

Back when they were together, Super Best Friends Play were even more entertaining when they played a shitty game. Phail used to be "entertaining" (extremely heavy air quotes because that shit was still intolerable if it wasn't filtered through a TIHYDP) more than a decade ago when he'd rage at even the most minor inconvenience in a game and especially when he'd tardrage after he hit a wall and was desperate to try and find a way to cheese it. There's none of that now, he doesn't even tardrage when he plays CoD anymore and he's avoiding fighting games now because those were the only two sources of tardraging when it comes to Current Era™ Phail. He just stares at chat, gets handheld, guide reads every single step he makes and if he gets "angry" he's just pissy and passive-aggressive like some post-menopausal woman because he doesn't even have the testosterone to get truly angry at the pixels on screen not letting him progress anymore.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Lots of very suspicious shit going on this week. Monday Phil was so determined to hit multiple goals so he could do his stupid marathon Tuesday, because Tuesday would be perfect for him because of some kind of mysterious appointment he wouldn't elaborate on preventing him from doing a prestream that day. For some reason this made it the perfect day to do a marathon. Then he didn't hit his goals, and suddenly the mysterious appointment is cancelled, allowing him to do a prestream, very conveniently right when big gaming news happened in the form of the GTA6 trailer so he actually had a topic to cover. Then he starts gameplay and the money isn't coming in, so after taking a break well what do you know, that mysterious appointment is on after all and he has to leave early. And then he uses that as an excuse to carry over the $100 he made to the late stream because he really, really wants to do that marathon on Wednesday now. And then he gets a very convenient anonymous tip for the exact amount needed to hit the marathon goal at the last second of the stream.

Sure is a good thing that he didn't do the marathon Tuesday then, since it would have been interrupted by the delayed mysterious appointment, huh? Isn't it interesting how things always seem to work out for Phil's schedule?

 

[Chiefbingoball]

LMAOOOOOOOO

what the FUCK man.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

called it (although its not like that was a hard guess lol)

i love how phail refers to his shitty goatee as a "van dyke". the man himself is probably close to reaching escape velocity in his grave

I love how he can't even get it right. The way I was taught a van dyke by my grandfather's barber was pretty simple. You cut off all side hair and leave some mustache and chin beard in any configuration you like. There is NO little strap connecting them like he has. It's just a a goatee he dyes the mustache to so he has both a goatee and a Hulk Hogan facial hair at the same time. Problem is his hair even on his chin is thinning. I love how sometimes though his shaving is lazy or rushed or hungover so the little straps are like the spiderman holding back the train meme. Just like 2 or 3 hairs barely holding on, but more often than not the top and bottom are firmly connected.
In this image, the Royale is the name they use for the van dyke.

 

[Old Tonto]

If a Native American scalped you and returned to his tribe with your hairline, he’d be skinned alive and set aflame.

Nah, but we would ask him why he settled for a guy with such an oddly-shaped head. Flattened out they don't take up much room in the tipi, but as greasy as it looks it might be a bit of a fire hazard having it around.

So what haircut would you guys suggest for the Pigroach? Every time he gets an haircut people here clown on him but they never suggest better haircuts for his age.

I recall a GWAR song called Slaughterama, where a guy got one 'real close to the shoulders-like'.

A hole in his scalp for when he put a shotgun in his mouth.

Oh, the Cobain... Those make nice whistling sounds when the wind hits 'em just right.

“For blue prince, we meet our goal. We exceed it. We got to 200 and then….just stop dead and that disheartening”
This entitled man baby is upset he got 200 bucks for playing video games. Get cancer, phil.

No, he's upset he didn't get the $300 he wanted. DEBOONKED,

Him putting on unironic clown makeup with the whole fake smile thing going on would kind of be funny. Like a sad person stuck inside a clown outfit.

Well, since Phil's an aw-tent-ic Eye-talian, he's probably paying homage to Pagliacci. Sound good?

It's just a a goatee he dyes the mustache to so he has both a goatee and a Hulk Hogan facial hair at the same time.

Isn't Hogan's style of facial hair commonly known as a Fu Manchu?

 

[CannedBacon]

I think he believes that the next marathon is gonna be whaled out like previous marathons, when the whales who supported those marathons are now gone.

Those faggots always come back during these marathons. This whole thing about whales being gone is such a meme

 

[Brother Wind]

love how he can't even get it right. The way I was taught a van dyke by my grandfather's barber was pretty simple. You cut off all side hair and leave some mustache and chin beard in any configuration you like.

Pretty sure its more proof he reads here. I have sperged out about him calling his cunt hairs a goatee. And mentioned that van dykes are more what people associate with goatees

Is anyone else having issues with tipping Phil right now? I'm trying to tip him $1000 for this amazing Oblivion playthrough but my card seems to not be working

How the actual fuck are you less funny than Phil?

 

[Balr0g]

GTA VI will save the business.

Next year and he will do a gay "welcome home" speech for the then incredible 500 viewers who tune in to DipshitPenis playing a video game horribly. Meanwhile PWR will play some random old game and have 1.000 viewers and getting showered in contribuitions. At least that would be my perfect scenario to twist the knife in DPS even further

 

[architect]

He must have some weird shit going on behind the scenes, either with his taxes or some new mobile game addiction. He's begging so aggressively that he makes crackheads on their third day of withdrawals look like Buddhist monks in comparison. At one point it was almost as if he was a redneck evangelical pastor trying to exorcise an extremely powerful demon, except the demon being exorcised was money from his dents' wallets.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

The crackhead begging has been getting out of hand. Is there some event in WWEC or is this something else?

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

Anyone else think that $88 anonymous tip last night was a self-tip?

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil is super ultra omega desperate for money lately for the first time ever he is rolling over tips from the 1st stream to the late stream starting the stream at $102 but still asking for 2 goals kek

Stuff like this is what makes me think he doesnt fake tips. If he really did fake tips why not just go wow 100 dollar tip right away!

Also why spend 30 minutes malding and looking like a huge bitch (which he knows detractors are going to ILLEGALLY clip and pisses him off) when hes just going to fake tip himself anyways?

I think the sad truth of the matter is this is all real, some retarded whale will swoop in to save phil. I just thinks hes too greedy to pay himself. Hes clearly not the guy to cover for his dents and throw them a bone if they miss a goal, he wants to give them the full disapointed subway manager speech.