India-Pakistan Conflict - Land Of The Indus Versus Land Of The Pure

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

@Anonymous Against Foodism get the fuck out of india nigga what are you doing

projection

 

[Judge Holden]

Imagine the smell, poo will become the most used weapon is this war I’d say.

Well its already the basic field ration as well as their first aid kit so it would be logistically sound to weaponize it too

 

[01169]

What I like about this is the expectation of complete unhingedness. Like I don't see anyone on either side going for the breaks. I could even see some paki getting stoned for not being bloodthirsty enough.

The naysayers will say nothing ever happens but these animals hate each other.

 

[Molag Bal]

Fucking finally. I've been memeing this in private for years. The whole reason why India and Pakistan haven't been going for round 3 is because of the US, but the world is finally catching on to the paper tiger the US is. Biden's humiliating loss in Afghanistan did a lot of the work here. And seeing how much pushback the military gave to the Trump administration for trying to remove the trannies from it, showed the world just what an impotent faggotry-infested gloryhole club the US military has become.
Muslims have been randomly murdering people in India for years, this one terrorist attack was just the moment when India finally felt safe to say enough is enough.

If you thought I was seething about the US military because of all the wars they're starting in the middle east, think again. It was just because they were an obstacle to this war happening, and now it's finally here.

Total Muslim Death
Total Pakistani Death

 

[FunPosting101]

Have they nuked each other yet? I want to know if the nuclear winter hypothesis is fake and gay or true and heterosexual.

 

[Rungle]

They leaked an Indian warfare tutorial video on youtube.

 

[The Rat KIng]

WWIII will be fought with poo and child brides, hope they both die so nature can heal.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know if pakistan and china manage to wrangle things so the various screaming jihoody factions shitting things up worldwide all converge on pakistan to fight for muh islam, then this shit turning total war would have the potential to solve even more of the world's problems beyond merely culling the various jeet nations in holy nuclear fire

 

[winderson_silva]

Plenty of neighboring countries they can flee into.

The neighbors wont give them money for existing, so even if they flood into Bangladesh and Thailand, they will eventually run to the west since its an easier life where they dont need to work a 9-5.

 

[Mike Patton Official]

What can be done to guarantee 100% of them die? Because this war may seem "good" (Total Brown Death) at first glance, but it will just cause an even greater influx of browns into my country and I am sick and tired of them.

Everyday, I am subjected to seeing a brown person, and I am so, so tired...

 

[MilkThePig]

IF we're all going to perish in nuclear winter, I just want it to be known that Patrick S Tomlison was a fat human being. Thank you for your time.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

IF we're all going to perish in nuclear winter, I just want it to be known that Patrick S Tomlison was a fat human being. Thank you for your time.

Before we die, I want his recipe for niggeroni. May as well find some use for the lazy coons while we freeze.

 

[Bummer]

I'm a retard but the most obvious next step outside of "nothing ever happens" seems to be Pakistan attacking Indian dams. Why not try and turn the water back on well simultaneously doing a retaliatory attack.

 

[Oxyjen]

How many nukes do India and Pakistan have, of what type, and what sort of delivery system?
Like how bad is the fallout going to be?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Someone/somebodies was/were messing with Dassault (Indian jet supplier )and Chengdu Aircraft (The JF-17/ JF-10 manufacture) stocks over the alleged fact they shot down 3 of India's Dassault Rafales

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Ya know if pakistan and china manage to wrangle things so the various screaming jihoody factions shitting things up worldwide all converge on pakistan to fight for muh islam, then this shit turning total war would have the potential to solve even more of the world's problems beyond merely culling the various jeet nations in holy nuclear fire

I doubt that'll happen so easily. Most of the islamic nations hate each other, and that is ESPECIALLY true of Pakistan, given how many terror groups Pakistan has financed, especially against Afghanistan and Iran.
They may or may not want India to fall, but I highly doubt they're gonna give aid to Pakistan outside of maybe some symbolic aid or something.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

This conflict has caught on a pretty catchy name, "Saarwars"

@Breadbassket @Null can we rename the OP to include it in the thread title? Maybe name the thread "Saarwars: The Paki Menace"

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I doubt that'll happen so easily. Most of the islamic nations hate each other, and that is ESPECIALLY true of Pakistan, given how many terror groups Pakistan has financed, especially against Afghanistan and Iran.
They may or may not want India to fall, but I highly doubt they're gonna give aid to Pakistan outside of maybe some symbolic aid or something.

The question is if Afghanistan, Iran, Pakistan hate each other or India more.
Usually the answer is they hate each other more.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

How many nukes do India and Pakistan have, of what type, and what sort of delivery system?
Like how bad is the fallout going to be?

Both have between 150-180 warheads. Both have janky as fuck cold war era warheads designs; and both have relatively low yields. Their live fire tests have only ever demonstrated below 50KT yields for India, and much lower for Pakistan. So they probably can't figure out how to properly get the fission-fusion-fission chain to work precisely enough to get 100+KT yields.

While that may sound good because less explosive energy, it's probably actually very bad; because they are probably packing in a lot more radioactive material to get a consistent boom, and at the same time not burning it very well, so you'll get a lot more radioactive debris. If they get into an actual nuclear exchange, they're going to be tossing very dirty (ironic) bombs at each other and irradiating the fuck out of the target sites, far more than a more modern weapon would.

EDIT: There's actually also target sites to be considered. Western nations try to theoretically conduct war, and nuclear war especially, with an aim at disabling military targets; and knocking out the will to fight from their opponent. Pakis and jeets are spiteful goblin men, and as their recent spats have shown; seem to prefer hitting soft civilian targets. So if they do get into nuke throwing tard-rages they'll probably try and burn each others mud-hives; rather than hit more remote military targets. Letting these animals get hold of weapons more advanced than the flintlock was a monumental mistake.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

This conflict has caught on a pretty catchy name, "Saarwars"

@Breadbassket @Null can we rename the OP to include it in the thread title? Maybe name the thread "Saarwars: The Paki Menace"

I prefer World War Poo.