DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

You mean fake tip right? Cause DSP never tips. Never. Nobody, not even himself.
When he was on twitch, he gave his free prime sub to nobody. Not even the doordash drivers, thats why they were keep cancelling his order.

yeah you're right, most likely a fake tip

 

[Digger10]

Realistically speaking, what does he have to show off other than the money he begs for? His stream views are shit. His YouTube channel is dead. The only people who would collaborate with him are no name losers, criminals or trolls who want to exploit him. Every time his name pops up outside of his stream he is the butt of jokes. He gets his ass kicked in every multiplayer game he plays. His takes on everything, including gaming, have received ridicule if they aren't straight up ignored. HIs name is synonymous with dumbing down games. And the list goes on.

His only sanctuary, other than Champions, is the firm belief that if he keeps asking for cash he will get it and he considers this an achievement.

Giving off "Why do you persist, Mr. Burnell?!" vibes.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I might be behind the times but does Phil have automated alerts from when something comes in through paypal or is that just a feature on Twitch cause that too would reinforce the tip maniplation, me I don't think he'll out of the blue say "oh look it's the ghost that never lies that only I can see and hear and he's giving me X amount of dolans to hit my goal" nah I'm more in the camp of the tards having some sort of arrangement ahead of time saying hey Phil I'll donate right as your pahdcast starts if you don't have X amount by this time on your pahdcast then read out my donation and add it like it just came in despite it being hours old.

 

[PieceofShet]

I might be behind the times but does Phil have automated alerts from when something comes in through paypal or is that just a feature on Twitch cause that too would reinforce the tip maniplation, me I don't think he'll out of the blue say "oh look it's the ghost that never lies that only I can see and hear and he's giving me X amount of dolans to hit my goal" nah I'm more in the camp of the tards having some sort of arrangement ahead of time saying hey Phil I'll donate right as your pahdcast starts if you don't have X amount by this time on your pahdcast then read out my donation and add it like it just came in despite it being hours old.

He had it on auto for a long time but he changed it because of the dirty trolls.
Since then, he can fake any tip and seeing his history, im sure he does that from time to time.

 

[WhoaMoses]

I might be behind the times but does Phil have automated alerts from when something comes in through paypal or is that just a feature on Twitch cause that too would reinforce the tip maniplation, me I don't think he'll out of the blue say "oh look it's the ghost that never lies that only I can see and hear and he's giving me X amount of dolans to hit my goal" nah I'm more in the camp of the tards having some sort of arrangement ahead of time saying hey Phil I'll donate right as your pahdcast starts if you don't have X amount by this time on your pahdcast then read out my donation and add it like it just came in despite it being hours old.

I think when he was on twitch he used stream labs which popped up on stream when someone donated but he has since been banned from using them because of those pesky trolls. I think that's how it went anyway not 100% sure.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Imagine spending more time and effort to lie about your tips to keep up the illusion of success to “felt” the trolls.

How much effort would it be to just get a real job?

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

I want to believe it was a fake tip, because whenever he does get a real hail-mary tip, he always does the stupid coin animation, throws his hands up, shouts, and has that smug, greedy grin on his face. We got none of that last night, and he didn't sound at all appreciative of the tip at all. ALSO, he waited until the last second before he was going to cut the stream off, to announce that he had gotten the $88 tip. AND he made it clear dozens of times that he was GOING to do the marathon on Wednesday, and I think when he realized the support had dried up without hitting the goal, he decided "fuck it" and faked the tip so he could be a man-child and do the marathon when HE wanted to.

 

[Ardath]

I think when he was on twitch he used stream labs which popped up on stream when someone donated but he has since been banned from using them because of those pesky trolls. I think that's how it went anyway not 100% sure.

Hes been banned from stream labs and stream elements, basically anything that pops up that is not from youtube or kick automatically he does manually, he manually plays all of the stupid gifs and pop ups most of the time.

 

[architect]

I might be behind the times but does Phil have automated alerts from when something comes in through paypal or is that just a feature on Twitch cause that too would reinforce the tip maniplation, me I don't think he'll out of the blue say "oh look it's the ghost that never lies that only I can see and hear and he's giving me X amount of dolans to hit my goal" nah I'm more in the camp of the tards having some sort of arrangement ahead of time saying hey Phil I'll donate right as your pahdcast starts if you don't have X amount by this time on your pahdcast then read out my donation and add it like it just came in despite it being hours old.

He got booted off StreamElements, which was the service he used for all his alerts and animations. Now he just uses Streamlabs which has Youtube and Kick integration so every time he gets a gifted sub or someone does a Superchat the animation will start playing immediately. For tips however, it's a different story. He doesn't share his Streamlabs tipping URL which would automate the process, instead he decided you have to send money directly to his Paypal. After receiving said tip he then receives an e-mail and after doing an audit to verify that it's either OIC or PlanetJeff he then manually plugs in the name and amount into streamlabs along with the corresponding animation. Not only is it a retarded system, it's also how you'd want to set it up in case you wanted to fake a tip every now and then, or do other sneaky shit like hiding tips for a while.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Looking forward to his marathon having less gameplay than a single regular stream while he begs harder than ever.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

I want to believe it was a fake tip, because whenever he does get a real hail-mary tip, he always does the stupid coin animation, throws his hands up, shouts, and has that smug, greedy grin on his face. We got none of that last night, and he didn't sound at all appreciative of the tip at all. ALSO, he waited until the last second before he was going to cut the stream off, to announce that he had gotten the $88 tip. AND he made it clear dozens of times that he was GOING to do the marathon on Wednesday, and I think when he realized the support had dried up without hitting the goal, he decided "fuck it" and faked the tip so he could be a man-child and do the marathon when HE wanted to.

fake tip or not, this wont last forever, trust me. Unsustainable. Just imagine how good the content will inevitably be. We are only in the 2nd inning

 

[Telemeter]

Imagine spending more time and effort to lie about your tips to keep up the illusion of success to “felt” the trolls.

How much effort would it be to just get a real job?

That is not even a question.

Phil is a beggar, he will continue to be a beggar until the day he dies, that will never change.

Even if he were banned from the Internet as a whole, he would just go beg to his family, neighbors, and finally he would beg on a street corner before even considering getting a job. It's not even about effort, when a beggar gets money from someone he feels satisfaction cause he thinks he's outsmarted them, its a dopamine hit. It's also why the "troll tips" are no such thing and people who do them are also dents.

Begging is his end game, this is it. How these "people" act is not a mystery, it's the male equivalent of being a whore.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Crazy idea to the snorthogans and others who do videos of Piggy but could you try doing a no words spoken or a "ok, um, but, AAAYUND, and here's thing/truth/deal" supercut where you just compress a whole pahdcast down to all the noises he makes that aren't words just the smacks snorts and breathing or a supercut of him saying his most common used conjunctions.
Example:

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I love how he can't even get it right. The way I was taught a van dyke by my grandfather's barber was pretty simple. You cut off all side hair and leave some mustache and chin beard in any configuration you like. There is NO little strap connecting them like he has. It's just a a goatee he dyes the mustache to so he has both a goatee and a Hulk Hogan facial hair at the same time. Problem is his hair even on his chin is thinning. I love how sometimes though his shaving is lazy or rushed or hungover so the little straps are like the spiderman holding back the train meme. Just like 2 or 3 hairs barely holding on, but more often than not the top and bottom are firmly connected.
In this image, the Royale is the name they use for the van dyke.
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I read it as Goutee, too.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

When he was on twitch, he gave his free prime sub to nobody. Not even the doordash drivers, thats why they were keep cancelling his order.

Wrong, nudnik.

He gifted his free prime sub to Justin Wong so he can go on his stream chat and brag about getting to Master with 1 character in SF6 while being completely ignored.

 

[göremiyorum]

Looking forward to his marathon having less gameplay than a single regular stream while he begs harder than ever.

Like the last FNAF marathon.

 

[MayTheBurstbeWithYou]

Crazy idea to the snorthogans and others who do videos of Piggy but could you try doing a no words spoken or a "ok, um, but, AAAYUND, and here's thing/truth/deal" supercut where you just compress a whole pahdcast down to all the noises he makes that aren't words just the smacks snorts and breathing or a supercut of him saying his most common used conjunctions.
Example:

This but a compilation of snorts for every day, week, month, year etc.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

Its just common sense that a bunch of dented no life losers cant keep this level of support of 300 bucks/day+ marathon whaling up forever, but its like hes trying to keep poking until even the whales go "i cant keep wasting so much money on this dude, IT NEVER STOPS"

Its objective proof atp. I cant count how many streams or all the lore of the creepy weirdo dent social outcasts ive seen and im p new to dsp trolling and all of it. 100% without fail.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

You mean fake tip right? Cause DSP never tips. Never. Nobody, not even himself.
When he was on twitch, he gave his free prime sub to nobody. Not even the doordash drivers, thats why they were keep cancelling his order.

Yeah its crazy how much of a scumbag phil is on so many levels and its confirmed by doordash drivers cancelling his order because he doesnt tip. 0 class ass phil.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

A little while ago, before the vest streak, Phil would beg for a marathon every beginning of the month. But his laziness and procrastination caused those marathons to be put on the back burner. Thats not the exact story but my point is the begs for THOSE marathons were just as crazy as they are now. If the dents didn't hit the goal at the end of the month Phil would be there on the 1st seething and blaming them.
I think we're back to those pre vest streak times. Just with significantly less viewers and less money.