Well, Nick is back on his bullshit about not going to Hedonism II again.
He is so annoyingly stupid. "Never been to a swingers' getaway." Stupidy-stupid. Yes, Nick, if the room key didn't have "SWINGER" stamped on it, you weren't at a swingers' getaway. And yes, Hedo does not
require you to swing. (Though apparently
Casa Rekieta does....)
The only thing he's qualified to do, other than whining on the internet, is being a lawyer after he gets his license reinstated. And not only is his reputation so tarnished he'd be hard pressed to get clients, and any dumbass unfortunate enough to hire him without knowing are doomed to having an absolute dipshit filing nonsense for him. Unless he sticks to boilerplate legal shit like house closings (which I imagine he'd still manage to just fuck up as easily).
The one semi-honest thing Nick has said about practicing is that he hates it bc the stakes are high, so if you screw up, your client is harmed. He left out saying his greater concern, which is, "...and these professional responsibility prudes can actually hold you accountable."
I am sure the groveling letters he had to write to judges for his screwups in his brief and unillustrious legal career poked his narcissistic pride a bit too much.
But fr, he had (and could have) a technical capital-Q Qualification, but he does not have actual qualifications or interest in being responsible for knowing the law or providing solid advice - which even closing attorneys for cookie-cutter house deals are accountable for knowing.
Unless he's going to deliver amazon packages or pizza he ain't really a high-quality candidate for the job market.
He could probably do a lot of things*. I like, "afternoon shift supervisor at a Pizza Hut," personally, provided PH/ management allows their supervisors little-to-no discretion or decisionmaking responsibilities.
* in fantasy world, where no one has to be on time or work more than 45 minutes in one go.
